Confessions

Jeannie

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#23
if i pick up food for ppl and get the order wrong i blame the restaurant lol
 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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#27
I once farted in the whispering gallery of Saint Paul’s cathedral, it echoed.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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#28
I was so smitten with my date Linda... in 9th grade, at a Groton ice cream shop... that I forgot to leave a tip for the server whom we both knew. The next day I remembered that I didn't pay the bill either...
 

rigor79

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#30
peed in my boot after heavy drinking and getting undressed when i was abt. 19, to forget the day after and *sploosh* /needed new boots.
 

rigor79

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#32
a friend and me used a painting pot (when we where 9 or so) with a sticker on the outside (swimming club) and a gap on the top, ringing doors and asking to pitch in for the club .. free candy and fireworks lol .. :Excited3::ROFL3:
 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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#33
I once put a tab of acid in my dads whisky bottle, he sat there all night shouting at the wall and my mum hit him with a tray.
 

Vile_Vixen

I own your soul.....bitch
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#35
At my old job they used to do a secret Santa thing at Christmas.......I bought a vile of AssKisser Breath Spray wrapped it right nice in Christmas paper and left it in my bosses office.......:LMAO2:

She was so upset by the truth she insisted they investigate.....

They never figured out it was me who left it...
 

Oliver Shagnasty

Dangerously romantic
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#36
At my old job they used to do a secret Santa thing at Christmas.......I bought a vile of AssKisser Breath Spray wrapped it right nice in Christmas paper and left it in my bosses office.......:LMAO2:

She was so upset by the truth she insisted they investigate.....

They never figured out it was me who left it...
You sly poots!!
 

Seamajor

Dedicated Deviant
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#37
I had sex with this devout catholic women that used to be my book keeper. Just out of the blue. It happened like it was supposed to. She loved sex, and was on the launching pad after 4:30. Another issue needing atonement
 

rigor79

kingkill 33
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#38
during a camp weekend with christian kids before our christening dropping bread crums and itching powder in some dude's bed and other filth ... little gang of funny kids .. sneaking out the window at night talking to girls next room... :)
 

Stinkyfinger

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#39
Once I laughed at a fat lady sweating on the Bus, she wiped it dry only for it to reappear just as fast as she wiped it ...I laughed even harder ..
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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#40
Once I laughed at a fat lady sweating on the Bus, she wiped it dry only for it to reappear just as fast as she wiped it ...I laughed even harder ..
You don't have to be fat to sweat profusely. Inablility to regulate body temperature sucks, and it usually means you'll die young.
But fat people are a source of amusement and revulsion, regardless....
 
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