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Stinkyfinger

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Also a source of organic root vegetables ...the shit that grows in those folds ....
 

Damaged Maven

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i hit a raccoon last night :/
Ii ate a raccoon last night, with nature's gravy and root vegetables. The carcass was still warm, so it couldn't have been over 30 minutes dead....
 

rigor79

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i was chuckling at an african female who fell asleep in the bus on a hot day, with a round shaped afro american haircut .. she slept for abt 30. minutes and when she woke up .. the right side was nice and round shaped and the left half was flat bcos of the window and sleeping against it, not racist but it was so funny .. reminded me abt movies likes "road trip".
 

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Damaged Maven

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#50
i hit a raccoon last night :/
Ii ate a raccoon last night, with nature's gravy and root vegetables. The carcass was still warm, so it couldn't have been over 30 minutes dead....
if u found it on staten island, ur welcome :)
are those cute dipshits edible? :WaitWhat:
You gotta cook them medium well to kill the possible rabies virus, but yeah. Very lean, tastes like marmot.

How the fuck should I know? The poodle won't even eat it.
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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Oh the poodle? Is that where you take your advice? If the poodle ate it's own shit would you as well Maven?
You disgusting slut.
 

Damaged Maven

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Oh the poodle? Is that where you take your advice? If the poodle ate it's own shit would you as well Maven?
You disgusting slut.
The Poodle only eats litter box cat shit and field raised Australian wagyu beef, and I suggest you let that marinate awhile before you crank out another.
 

TheHaze

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Jeannie

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#57
i dont like talking behind anyones back so i would like 2 confess i was just saying privately what a stupid, idiotic and useless ass hat stinkyfinger is
 

Blazor

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#58
during a camp weekend with christian kids before our christening dropping bread crums and itching powder in some dude's bed and other filth ... little gang of funny kids .. sneaking out the window at night talking to girls next room... :)
That reminds me of the days when I use to hypnotize people lol. One of my friends, under hypnosis, I told him anytime anyone mentioned anything about sex, he would scratch his balls (he was a horny fucker). So over the course of 3 hours, we would say anything, like pussy, blowjob, didnt matter, scratch scratch scratch lol. He swore up and down we did something to him like put itching powder on his balls lol. He went to the bathroom twice to check lol. Finally I confessed what I done, which breaks the hypnotic spell lol.
 

Jeannie

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during a camp weekend with christian kids before our christening dropping bread crums and itching powder in some dude's bed and other filth ... little gang of funny kids .. sneaking out the window at night talking to girls next room... :)
That reminds me of the days when I use to hypnotize people lol. One of my friends, under hypnosis, I told him anytime anyone mentioned anything about sex, he would scratch his balls (he was a horny fucker). So over the course of 3 hours, we would say anything, like pussy, blowjob, didnt matter, scratch scratch scratch lol. He swore up and down we did something to him like put itching powder on his balls lol. He went to the bathroom twice to check lol. Finally I confessed what I done, which breaks the hypnotic spell lol.
plays harmonica, fiddle and is a hypnotist - can i rent u for my next party?
 

Swamp-Duck

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When my Nan use day to send me out for milk early in the morning, I used to pinch it off other people’s doorsteps and keep the money.
 
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