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[Blazor]

He’s so hung up about his height. I think that he thinks he’s a giant or some shit. I think he suffers badly from “tall” man syndrome. You know what they say don’t you?

The motherfucker prolly same height as us. He including his mohawk in his measurements lol.

 

[Dove]

Happens every time. He reaches his cap, and flails with emojis. ToO maNy WeRDz@!!!!

The Biggie being short thing. That's something that went down a LONG time ago. And it was done and over done and Big even ran with it for a while.

X acts like this is some new and hilarious thing. Like he OVER does it.

Like dude....even if Big were short, you arent funny. There is SO MUCH you could say about a midget puerto rican that would be fucking hilarious and witty.

All does? "Herpe derp u teh shortz!! U short lol buddie! Hahahahaha short!"

Like some on dude. Its second hand embarrassing. That paired with the obvious bitterness.

I cant deal with people with no sense of humor. None of team sumo has one.

 

[Dove]

The motherfucker prolly same height as us. He including his mohawk in his measurements lol.

I dont even understand why height is such an issue.

I'm short myself. 5'1. Even when I wore heals Big was taller to the point where I had stretch up while he slightly bent down to kiss me.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Biggies height. OR that picture of him they keep posting. I've always loved his smiles and half smiles.

Youd think that if this were about humor we would be seeing funny and witty things being said....but it's not about funny. It's about angry.

 

[Breakfall]

The Biggie being short thing. That's something that went down a LONG time ago. And it was done and over done and Big even ran with it for a while.

X acts like this is some new and hilarious thing. Like he OVER does it.

Like dude....even if Big were short, you arent funny. There is SO MUCH you could say about a midget puerto rican that would be fucking hilarious and witty.

All does? "Herpe derp u teh shortz!! U short lol buddie! Hahahahaha short!"

Like some on dude. Its second hand embarrassing. That paired with the obvious bitterness.

I cant deal with people with no sense of humor. None of team sumo has one.

I wonder if Krispiss aka X aka 360 does Kegel exercises. Because he has a helluva wide-on for me lately!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Its nice to sit around as a family and discuss how dumb everyone else is.

Am I being sarcastic or serious right now ? That will just my secret. :D

It's really fun watching stupid people sit around calling people smarter than them stupid. that's a real blast of irony LMAO

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I know what I'm doing. You don't matter. What you say, feel, think, believe, etc just does not matter.

It's as simple as that.

Yet you are the one who has made two references in general about how miserable your sex life is

Dove is just trying to help. Perhaps you and the family can ponder that one as you congratulate each other on your roles as masters of the universe?

you know, if you are not too busy misrepresenting vegetables as some kind of world shattering wit?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

The Biggie being short thing. That's something that went down a LONG time ago. And it was done and over done and Big even ran with it for a while.

X acts like this is some new and hilarious thing. Like he OVER does it.

Like dude....even if Big were short, you arent funny. There is SO MUCH you could say about a midget puerto rican that would be fucking hilarious and witty.

All does? "Herpe derp u teh shortz!! U short lol buddie! Hahahahaha short!"

Like some on dude. Its second hand embarrassing. That paired with the obvious bitterness.

I cant deal with people with no sense of humor. None of team sumo has one.

The really hilarious one tho is the dipshit who is shorter than me drone on and on about midgets

that shit is some real irony right there - lmao

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I wonder if Krispiss aka X aka 360 does Kegel exercises. Because he has a helluva wide-on for me lately!

Aren't you like way below the world average at 5' 9" too ?

 

[Breakfall]

Aren't you like way below the world average at 5' 9" too ?

Apparently! He reckons that he’s 6’ with 2”…

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Apparently! He reckons that he’s 6’ with 2”…

is that why he's so enraged with Dove perhaps?

 

[X]

Too much soy that one. Hes turned into a lil bitch..... a nigger bitch lol.

Lol, who am I kidding, a nigger bitch got more testosterone than the Silver Surfer lol.

dont get mad at me you suck dick boy, cut some trees get it outta yer system FAGGOT

 

[X]

He’s so hung up about his height. I think that he thinks he’s a giant or some shit. I think he suffers badly from “tall” man syndrome. You know what they say don’t you?

ha ha precisley what a short limbed fucker of roo's wood say

Your a poosy break, I seen it with my own eyes .... no angled pic you poast could ever prove anything but

 

[X]

The Biggie being short thing. That's something that went down a LONG time ago. And it was done and over done and Big even ran with it for a while.

X acts like this is some new and hilarious thing. Like he OVER does it.

Like dude....even if Big were short, you arent funny. There is SO MUCH you could say about a midget puerto rican that would be fucking hilarious and witty.

All does? "Herpe derp u teh shortz!! U short lol buddie! Hahahahaha short!"

Like some on dude. Its second hand embarrassing. That paired with the obvious bitterness.

I cant deal with people with no sense of humor. None of team sumo has one.

but, did you know he's a short fucker with the face of a beat dick

 

[X]

The Biggie being short thing. That's something that went down a LONG time ago. And it was done and over done and Big even ran with it for a while.

X acts like this is some new and hilarious thing. Like he OVER does it.

Like dude....even if Big were short, you arent funny. There is SO MUCH you could say about a midget puerto rican that would be fucking hilarious and witty.

All does? "Herpe derp u teh shortz!! U short lol buddie! Hahahahaha short!"

Like some on dude. Its second hand embarrassing. That paired with the obvious bitterness.

I cant deal with people with no sense of humor. None of team sumo has one.

I dont even understand why height is such an issue.

I'm short myself. 5'1. Even when I wore heals Big was taller to the point where I had stretch up while he slightly bent down to kiss me.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Biggies height. OR that picture of him they keep posting. I've always loved his smiles and half smiles.

Youd think that if this were about humor we would be seeing funny and witty things being said....but it's not about funny. It's about angry.

ahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


Ohhh nooooooooo height isn't an issue but lemme make 2 poasts claiming it isn't to be shure AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA Go smoke moar crack you windbag


Lets leave BF and WHINE and than we're gonna return after saying we wouldn't

I've NEVER seen sucj tardation in all my life

 

[X]

It's really fun watching taller, much more handsome people sit around calling me short because I am. I'm a fucking kieblar elf LMAO

 

[X]

Aren't you like way below the world average at 5' 9" too ?

shorty

 

[Dove]

Wooooooowww.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lol -- stupid people sitting around a table talking about stupid people and then vegetables come up


WITTY!!!!!

 

[X]

lol -- stupid people sitting around a table talking about stupid people and then vegetables come up


WITTY!!!!!

Hi shorty

 

[Dove]

Never mind my lisp....I bit the side of my tongue SO bad yesterday. I actually put liquid skin on it. I had no idea I was lisping until i watched myself talk lol.

@Admin. Eat some fruit.

 

[X]

Eat something Dovey, ffs Nutriment if you can't ....

 

[Dove]

*ignored content*= SUCKIN TEH PEEN!!

 

[Breakfall]

ha ha precisley what a short limbed fucker of roo's wood say

Your a poosy break, I seen it with my own eyes .... no angled pic you poast could ever prove anything but

My arms are longer than yours you turkey. If you tried to take a swing at me…I could literally hold you back at arm’s length.

 

[Dove]

Is this a bad time to ask Turdy Murdy why she waited until the day of to tell Biggie she was coming to his house?

 

[Murdy]

My man is a term that is usually reserved for a sex toy such as a dildo or vibrator...

I have an entire dungeon filled with sex toys and the only time I’ve ever called anyone my man, I was referring to my fuck stick aka Alfonso ~ my lover, confidant, bestie and future husband.

No one names their dildo “my man” pffft

 

[X]

My arms are longer than yours you turkey. If you tried to take a swing at me…I could literally hold you back at arm’s length.

yup

 

[Biggie Smiles]

More proof that "Big El Sexy" is into "Big El pegging"


ROTFLMAO

sex dungeon

 

[Dove]

I wonder if she even let's her sex toys know shes on her way.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

A happy couple -- fulfilling sex life -- with a Dungeon filled with sex toys

Yeah, either Alphonso isn't laying the pipe right or he's getting the rubber battering ram up his Coolo


These fucking idiots tell on themselves!!!!

 

[Dove]

Not that its anyones business but I dont even own any sex toys.

Like I said before perhaps on rare occasion but it feels like a medical procedure to me.

Bleh.