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Are you a Fatherfucker?Back at yaOmfg
For the last time,
If the ppl in charge want a busy forum and not a knitting circle, things have to change.
You, the Regs here, do not possess the talent or skill set to create good content.
That, is on you.
It doesn’t matter if you don’t want change, ppl higher up the food chain do.
Enter- King Martini
I plan on rebuilding this place into the Mecca of this community once again and leaving for fucking good.
BF TikTok drops tomorrow
Pop a squat, K. I thought about you the other night.
I was attempting a home euthanasia of a 14 year old skinny ass cat that sprays its ass lining all over the hall way every chance it gets.
Nothing violent. I'm an ex drug addict so if I'm an expert in anything......its understanding the death threshold of every pharmaceutical you can use for recreation and how to leave this shit hole planet as peacefully as possible.
So I mashed up a couple xanax bars, 7 benadryl tabs, and 3 aspirins. I fought the urge to snort it and I mashed it in wet cat food.
Then I locked this cat in the spare room with the spiked food overnight and just let things happen naturally.
Wouldnt you know that bitch didnt even TOUCH it? And this cat screams like a murloc and dives face first into any edible thing that comes within 5 feet of her.
I'm now slightly concerned shes plotting some pay back.
Hope shits going for you and shit. No bad feelers.
~Dovebar xoxo
Ps.....show us your tits.
Shut your rotten mouth, you fraud.
LEt me unzip my pants to get my PYTHON out and piss on you!!!!!
Are you autistic?
I think your prop department juuuust ran out of money.
4 posts???
Sorry, but I don‘t interact with peasants.
I am UncleDiLF®, 16 time WORLD CHAMPION and Internet Legend.
If I want, I can buy your chump life. 4 posts???
You whoreson!Enjoy this nice block!
I'm curious if we've reached the point in our conversation where you start posting pictures of shit.
You 2 bit troll. You must be blind too.