Four word tale of......

[Damaged Maven]

a moment too late

 

[rigor79]

in the eye of some woman

 

[Damaged Maven]

Five words equals four

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

a moment too late

For MasterB dodged it

 

[Swamp-Duck]

But she split his...

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Hard hat. MasterB rose....

 

[TheHaze]

to the top of -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Kilimanjaro where he found..

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

SSS buck naked smoking....

 

[Swamp-Duck]

A Zulu’s cock for...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

for the medicinal protein

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Exchange for Zulu spear...

 

[rigor79]

ten spears, one camel ..

 

[Mr. Whipple]

and 3 shiny dimes

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

The time of reckoning....

 

[Damaged Maven]

was upon his soul

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

MasterB's eyes lit up...

 

[TheHaze]

like a super nova

 

[Mr. Whipple]

giving off blistering heat

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

"Whoa!!!!" Exclaimed SSS as....

 

[TheHaze]

he grab his bonner -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

and squeezed it dangerously

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Squirting jizz on MasterB

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Jumping to lick all...

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Came a sparkling midget...

 

[Damaged Maven]

in a spinning basket

 

[Swamp-Duck]

But he was dead.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

drunk , on Apple Cider

 

[Swamp-Duck]

When a swan pecked.

 

[Damaged Maven]

His eyes were a