Four word tale of......

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

with all the relatives

 

[TheHaze]

who buy cheap gifts -

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

and always drink more

 

[Swamp-Duck]

And punch each other..

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

but the next year

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No one died so...

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

the family still stayed

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Until an ancient curse...

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

started turning everybody into

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Huge boils and squash...

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

tea was the only

 

[TheHaze]

thing left to smoke -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So they killed themselves.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

But the plague made

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It’s way to school...

 

[Seamajor]

For no special reason

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Other than being a ...

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

sentient mutant virus that

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is so lonely it....

 

[TheHaze]

crawled up difl's ass -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Happy in an alpha...

 

[TheHaze]

until a log came -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

And he rode out...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

and stayed there until

 

[Seamajor]

The end of time

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Partying with belzibub until...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

his butt hole collapsed

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Into the abyss never..

 

[Seamajor]

To be functional again

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

and got lost forever