Four word tale of......

[Vile_Vixen]

Then realize it’s unlocked

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I meant it really.

 

[Seamajor]

Is there treasure inside

 

[TheHaze]

yes in the basement -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

an antique weed whacker

 

[TheHaze]

all covered with blood -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Not guilty your honour.

 

[Seamajor]

You sound guilty Primo?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I have several alibis .

 

[Seamajor]

Thinking ahead is smart.

 

[TheHaze]

for cross dressing fags

 

[Swamp-Duck]

You can choose one...

 

[Seamajor]

tough choice for Haze

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Not so for stinky.

 

[TheHaze]

seamajor will take all -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bets before noon today...

 

[TheHaze]

ten to one odd's -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Stick a ton on ....

 

[realgrimm]

You getting an ulcer

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Before Christmas and you.....

 

[TheHaze]

don't forget the condom's - - - - - -

 

[realgrimm]

coated in rohypnol lubricant

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It came to life..

 

[TheHaze]

and then ran away -

 

[Seamajor]

From you home boy

 

[TheHaze]

right to your cabana -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

With a warrant and...

 

[Seamajor]

joint for the ride

 

[TheHaze]

in the back seat -

 

[TheHaze]

with your knicker's down -