Gather around Muppet Babies. I'm going to spill my secret formula for message board antics.

[Frood]

I simply don't give a fuck. Keep it under wraps though.... or not....meh....

Freud
- Murdy, Five Guys Mumbai, Semenmajor, and other assorted plushies should write down and follow my brand of supreme MB mojo for utter greatness.

@SirSuperSouthern would never need to. It comes naturally to him also...

 

[Flynn]

Yeah. Stupid.

We know "you don't give a fuck." It shows everytime you crap out a charbroiled lump of DD shit you call a post.

I guess you really "don't give a fuck" when it comes to sounding like a fucking mangled toe posting buffoon.

 

[Frood]

tFGM;dr

 

[Flynn]

tFGM;dr

TFL;DR;TRL;XYZ;ABC;YABBA;DABBA;DOO;SCOOBY;DOO;WHERE;ARE;YOU

 

[Frood]

You're starting to make more sense.

Keep up the good work!

 

[Flynn]

You're starting to make more sense.

Keep up the good work!

Thanks!

You should really go suck a dick now.

 

[Frood]

Thanks!

You should really go suck a dick now.

Put those street shit stained baby looking white diaper things back on, Five Guys Mumbai.

I'm not interested.

 

[Flynn]

Put those street shit stained baby looking white diaper things back on, Five Guys Mumbai.

I'm not interested.

Why? You got Sum Cun't crashing on your crotch, I mean couch again?

(Gotta give BEnzover credit on that one.)

 

[Frood]

Why? You got Sum Cun't crashing on your crotch, I mean couch again?

(Gotta give BEnzover credit on that one.)

Bendover?

Really?

 

[Flynn]

Bendover?

Really?

Tard.

You admitted that Cun't stayed for an extended sleep over.

 

[Frood]

Tard.

You admitted that Cun't stayed for an extended sleep over.

Nope

 

[Flynn]

Nope

Yep.

I'm sorry. You were saying you were going to "punk me?"

 

[Frood]

1. Nope

2. You've already punked yourself on this 1500 dollar business. I'm just your pallbearer.

 

[Flynn]

1. Nope

2. You've already punked yourself on this 1500 dollar business. I'm just your pallbearer.

*Yawn*

1. Yes.

2. Sure Freud. You backing out of our deal proves you're a bitch.

 

[Frood]

*Yawn*

1. Yes.

2. Sure Freud. You backing out of our deal proves you're a bitch.

1. Nope

2. Sure Five Guys Mumbai. You backing out of the same kind of transactional deal you're suggesting I have done, makes you dudes bitch made bitches.

Thanks for playing, dumbshits.

 

[Flynn]

1. Nope

2. Sure Five Guys Mumbai. You backing out of the same kind of transactional deal you're suggesting I have done, makes you dudes bitch made bitches.

Thanks for playing, dumbshits.

1. Yep

2. Hey dickhead. How be we try the original deal you agreed to first?

 

[Frood]

1. Yep

2. Hey dickhead. How be we try the original deal you agreed to first?

Engrish?

 

[Flynn]

Engrish?

How's this:

Suck a dick loser!

 

[Frood]

Still not interested in any of your unwashed street prawns anywhere near my self.

You guys come off like desperate curry closet fags. Get that looked at, mmmkay?

 

[Flynn]

Still not interested in any of your unwashed street prawns anywhere near my self.

You guys come off like desperate curry closet fags. Get that looked at, mmmkay?

Really?

Aren't you the one posting unsolicited pictures of your broken and moldy body parts?

 

[Frood]

Really?

Aren't you the one posting unsolicited pictures of your broken and moldy body parts?

But I "laced" my photos of broken and moulded body parts, so it's all kosher.

Ask Poofer and Murdock the Squatty Potty Garden Gnome....

 

[Flynn]

But I "laced" my photos of broken and moulded body parts, so it's all kosher.

Ask Poofer and Murdock the Squatty Potty Garden Gnome....

"Laced" them with what? Bad taste?

 

[Frood]

"Laced" them with what? Bad taste?

A cologne I'm particularly fond of. It's called "PissoffFiveGuysMumbaiIWillNotFuckYouse eau de toilette"

 

[Flynn]

A cologne I'm particularly fond of. It's called "PissoffFiveGuysMumbaiIWillNotFuckYouse eau de toilette"

They must only sell those at discount stores like Target and Walmart.

 

[Frood]

They must only sell those at discount stores like Target and Walmart.

Mumbai has those chains?

 

[Flynn]

Mumbai has those chains?

Why?

If they don't are you going to threaten them with pics of your feet?

 

[Frood]

Why?

If they don't are you going to threaten them with pics of your feet?

They're probably not upscale enough to appreciate my foot model quality runners...

 

[Frood]

Looks like Five Guys ran out of pocket shrapnel at the Mumbai internet Cafe....

 

[Flynn]

They're probably not upscale enough to appreciate my foot model quality runners...

Riiiight!

You mean they're against your fungal feet and the accompanying foot odor?

 

[Frood]

My feet are sublime specimens of almost godlike grandeur.

No, you cannot lick or gum them up with your stupid saliva.

My feet are two temples.