Guys who don't eat pussy

[Dove]

now which one of the guys isn't afraid to lap up some fresh squirt?

I do like to make em squirt but I aint THAT thirsty!

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Oddly, I've never squirted a day in my life. I did some reading up on it and come to find out it's urine. Sorry. I won't pee on you....in you....for you.....lmao. That's just a little overboard for me.

Its absolutely not pee. I can assure you of that.

And you cant really help it. If it happens it happens.....you arent gonna be like "omg stop it, I'm about to cum my brains out".

If you research it, it says that it is part urine and some other substance. If I find the link I will paste it in this thread. :)

Do you really wanna know how I know it's not pee?

If it is.....it really does not smell or taste like it.

Take that comment anyway you want because whatever you are thinking.....its both lol.

 

[Succubus]

now which one of the guys isn't afraid to lap up some fresh squirt?

I do like to make em squirt but I aint THAT thirsty!

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Oddly, I've never squirted a day in my life. I did some reading up on it and come to find out it's urine. Sorry. I won't pee on you....in you....for you.....lmao. That's just a little overboard for me.

Its absolutely not pee. I can assure you of that.

And you cant really help it. If it happens it happens.....you arent gonna be like "omg stop it, I'm about to cum my brains out".

If you research it, it says that it is part urine and some other substance. If I find the link I will paste it in this thread. :)

Do you really wanna know how I know it's not pee?

If it is.....it really does not smell or taste like it.

Take that comment anyway you want because whatever you are thinking.....its both lol.

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[Dove]

now which one of the guys isn't afraid to lap up some fresh squirt?

I do like to make em squirt but I aint THAT thirsty!

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Oddly, I've never squirted a day in my life. I did some reading up on it and come to find out it's urine. Sorry. I won't pee on you....in you....for you.....lmao. That's just a little overboard for me.

Its absolutely not pee. I can assure you of that.

And you cant really help it. If it happens it happens.....you arent gonna be like "omg stop it, I'm about to cum my brains out".

If you research it, it says that it is part urine and some other substance. If I find the link I will paste it in this thread. :)

Do you really wanna know how I know it's not pee?

If it is.....it really does not smell or taste like it.

Take that comment anyway you want because whatever you are thinking.....its both lol.

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How do you even sign up for these studies? Why dont I ever find this info lol

Do they email you or put out flyers? Hahaha.

 

[Succubus]

now which one of the guys isn't afraid to lap up some fresh squirt?

I do like to make em squirt but I aint THAT thirsty!

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Oddly, I've never squirted a day in my life. I did some reading up on it and come to find out it's urine. Sorry. I won't pee on you....in you....for you.....lmao. That's just a little overboard for me.

Its absolutely not pee. I can assure you of that.

And you cant really help it. If it happens it happens.....you arent gonna be like "omg stop it, I'm about to cum my brains out".

If you research it, it says that it is part urine and some other substance. If I find the link I will paste it in this thread. :)

Do you really wanna know how I know it's not pee?

If it is.....it really does not smell or taste like it.

Take that comment anyway you want because whatever you are thinking.....its both lol.

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

How do you even sign up for these studies? Why dont I ever find this info lol

Do they email you or put out flyers? Hahaha.

They could pay me to do it but they wouldn't get much fluid.....not a fucking glass full, thats for sure. Lubrication sufficient is what I'd say. Hahahaha

 

[Dove]

now which one of the guys isn't afraid to lap up some fresh squirt?

I do like to make em squirt but I aint THAT thirsty!

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Oddly, I've never squirted a day in my life. I did some reading up on it and come to find out it's urine. Sorry. I won't pee on you....in you....for you.....lmao. That's just a little overboard for me.

Its absolutely not pee. I can assure you of that.

And you cant really help it. If it happens it happens.....you arent gonna be like "omg stop it, I'm about to cum my brains out".

If you research it, it says that it is part urine and some other substance. If I find the link I will paste it in this thread. :)

Do you really wanna know how I know it's not pee?

If it is.....it really does not smell or taste like it.

Take that comment anyway you want because whatever you are thinking.....its both lol.

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

How do you even sign up for these studies? Why dont I ever find this info lol

Do they email you or put out flyers? Hahaha.

They could pay me to do it but they wouldn't get much fluid.....not a fucking glass full, thats for sure. Lubrication sufficient is what I'd say. Hahahaha

They have to really get it there and get it done because thats like a different kind of orgasm.

I wonder what kind of equipment they use lol.

 

[Succubus]

now which one of the guys isn't afraid to lap up some fresh squirt?

I do like to make em squirt but I aint THAT thirsty!

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Oddly, I've never squirted a day in my life. I did some reading up on it and come to find out it's urine. Sorry. I won't pee on you....in you....for you.....lmao. That's just a little overboard for me.

Its absolutely not pee. I can assure you of that.

And you cant really help it. If it happens it happens.....you arent gonna be like "omg stop it, I'm about to cum my brains out".

If you research it, it says that it is part urine and some other substance. If I find the link I will paste it in this thread. :)

Do you really wanna know how I know it's not pee?

If it is.....it really does not smell or taste like it.

Take that comment anyway you want because whatever you are thinking.....its both lol.

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

How do you even sign up for these studies? Why dont I ever find this info lol

Do they email you or put out flyers? Hahaha.

They could pay me to do it but they wouldn't get much fluid.....not a fucking glass full, thats for sure. Lubrication sufficient is what I'd say. Hahahaha

They have to really get it there and get it done because thats like a different kind of orgasm.

I wonder what kind of equipment they use lol.

I don't know about you but I like anything that uses electricity, lol.

 

[Dove]

now which one of the guys isn't afraid to lap up some fresh squirt?

I do like to make em squirt but I aint THAT thirsty!

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Oddly, I've never squirted a day in my life. I did some reading up on it and come to find out it's urine. Sorry. I won't pee on you....in you....for you.....lmao. That's just a little overboard for me.

Its absolutely not pee. I can assure you of that.

And you cant really help it. If it happens it happens.....you arent gonna be like "omg stop it, I'm about to cum my brains out".

If you research it, it says that it is part urine and some other substance. If I find the link I will paste it in this thread. :)

Do you really wanna know how I know it's not pee?

If it is.....it really does not smell or taste like it.

Take that comment anyway you want because whatever you are thinking.....its both lol.

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

How do you even sign up for these studies? Why dont I ever find this info lol

Do they email you or put out flyers? Hahaha.

They could pay me to do it but they wouldn't get much fluid.....not a fucking glass full, thats for sure. Lubrication sufficient is what I'd say. Hahahaha

They have to really get it there and get it done because thats like a different kind of orgasm.

I wonder what kind of equipment they use lol.

I don't know about you but I like anything that uses electricity, lol.

I'll agree with that!

 

[X]

Anyone else noticed how enraged Lotus became at the idea of eating pussy?

that tells you her muff has been collecting dandruff for quite some time now

There are still pockets of Japanese in there that don't know that war is over :LOL2:

 

[Succubus]

Anyone else noticed how enraged Lotus became at the idea of eating pussy?

that tells you her muff has been collecting dandruff for quite some time now

There are still pockets of Japanese in there that don't know that war is over :LOL2:

I still love you...... :Lovin1:

 

[X]

Anyone else noticed how enraged Lotus became at the idea of eating pussy?

that tells you her muff has been collecting dandruff for quite some time now

There are still pockets of Japanese in there that don't know that war is over :LOL2:

I still love you...... :Lovin1:

Yah well you better because I can PROMISE you you would be hard pressed to find another

 

[Succubus]

Anyone else noticed how enraged Lotus became at the idea of eating pussy?

that tells you her muff has been collecting dandruff for quite some time now

There are still pockets of Japanese in there that don't know that war is over :LOL2:

I still love you...... :Lovin1:

Yah well you better because I can PROMISE you you would be hard pressed to find another

Cat woman, baby.....all day long....just for you. Let me taste your lips. Mwah

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Notice how the soy squad avoids this thread like the plague

I bet little sadmin would refuse to eat pussy and use the inability to remove his mask as the excuse

 

[LotusBud]

Weird?

It was horrifying

I didn't whether to shoot her or call in an exorcist

BWAAHAHAHA! You didnt try to pull it off, did ya? And lemme guess, she was one of those overly sensitive girls that convulse when the tongue hits em?

I didn't stay long enough to find out.

What a bunch of sweet romantics you guys are. All the girls are pining for you after reading this masterpiece of a thread.

Your soyboi doesnt eat pussy? Really? I could have sworn he identified as a lesbian or transtesticle or whatever it is when a woman suddenly begins believing she's a man due to some serious mental illness

Pleased to know there is an iota of interest out there for ya Stubby.

LOL! Biggie, you get the ladies cause major semen has dibs on Slant Fonzi! :LMAO2:

You get the white goat.

I had an older gf when I was just 18 that made me eat her pussy nearly everyday. When she bled I would also be expected to eat her pussy, which I did admirably and didn’t find unpleasant with her or any other women following her for that matter. One Friday night I had been studying for my college exams and opted not to go out to the club with her. She came home late well after midnight and I got ready to eat her out. She stopped me. I was confused because she had never done that before, and it must’ve showed on my face, because she suddenly changed her mind after a moment’s thought and grabbed my face grinding it hard into her pussy. I knew her smell very intimately, and it was then that I smelt condom latex and I had an alarming epiphany...
:Scream:

Cool story. Let me ask you this: You were living with her, right? Was she supporting you? It's neither here nor there. Just curious.

 

[LotusBud]

Notice how the soy squad avoids this thread like the plague

I bet little sadmin would refuse to eat pussy and use the inability to remove his mask as the excuse

You're a moron, you know that?

My theory: People who do, do. People who don't, talk about it and brag about it.

 

[X]

Weird?

It was horrifying

I didn't whether to shoot her or call in an exorcist

BWAAHAHAHA! You didnt try to pull it off, did ya? And lemme guess, she was one of those overly sensitive girls that convulse when the tongue hits em?

I didn't stay long enough to find out.

What a bunch of sweet romantics you guys are. All the girls are pining for you after reading this masterpiece of a thread.

Your soyboi doesnt eat pussy? Really? I could have sworn he identified as a lesbian or transtesticle or whatever it is when a woman suddenly begins believing she's a man due to some serious mental illness

Pleased to know there is an iota of interest out there for ya Stubby.

LOL! Biggie, you get the ladies cause major semen has dibs on Slant Fonzi! :LMAO2:

You get the white goat.

I had an older gf when I was just 18 that made me eat her pussy nearly everyday. When she bled I would also be expected to eat her pussy, which I did admirably and didn’t find unpleasant with her or any other women following her for that matter. One Friday night I had been studying for my college exams and opted not to go out to the club with her. She came home late well after midnight and I got ready to eat her out. She stopped me. I was confused because she had never done that before, and it must’ve showed on my face, because she suddenly changed her mind after a moment’s thought and grabbed my face grinding it hard into her pussy. I knew her smell very intimately, and it was then that I smelt condom latex and I had an alarming epiphany...
:Scream:

Cool story. Let me ask you this: You were living with her, right? Was she supporting you? It's neither here nor there. Just curious.

 

[Seamajor]

Notice how the soy squad avoids this thread like the plague

I bet little sadmin would refuse to eat pussy and use the inability to remove his mask as the excuse

It’s difficult when one thinks about your stubby worm that lives in your mouth. Probably contagious

 

[Frood]

Notice how the soy squad avoids this thread like the plague

I bet little sadmin would refuse to eat pussy and use the inability to remove his mask as the excuse

You're a moron, you know that?

My theory: People who do, do. People who don't, talk about it and brag about it.

No, yuo!

 

[Frood]

Notice how the soy squad avoids this thread like the plague

I bet little sadmin would refuse to eat pussy and use the inability to remove his mask as the excuse

It’s difficult when one thinks about your stubby worm that lives in your mouth. Probably contagious

What's next? A male porn orchestra from your head?

 

[Seamajor]

Lovin your avatar hon

 

[Frood]

Lovin your avatar hon

You can paste your former wife's image in my avatar, but neither one of us are willing to sleep with you....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Notice how the soy squad avoids this thread like the plague

I bet little sadmin would refuse to eat pussy and use the inability to remove his mask as the excuse

You're a moron, you know that?

My theory: People who do, do. People who don't, talk about it and brag about it.

My theory: you’re a misreable moron who hasn’t been dicked right in her entire life

 

[Dove]

Notice how the soy squad avoids this thread like the plague

I bet little sadmin would refuse to eat pussy and use the inability to remove his mask as the excuse

You're a moron, you know that?

My theory: People who do, do. People who don't, talk about it and brag about it.

My theory: you’re a misreable moron who hasn’t been dicked right in her entire life

My theory is that when I try to purchase a plane ticket for FL.....I'm gonna be on a no fly list for my facebook posts and I'm just gonna have to rub a few out.

I just got back from my morning run, btw.

 

[Whomever]

Even Biggie Smiles can get upstairs with cunnilingus on his spiritual resume. God is a huge fan.

 

[Frood]

Notice how the soy squad avoids this thread like the plague

I bet little sadmin would refuse to eat pussy and use the inability to remove his mask as the excuse

You're a moron, you know that?

My theory: People who do, do. People who don't, talk about it and brag about it.

My theory: you’re a misreable moron who hasn’t been dicked right in her entire life

My theory is that when I try to purchase a plane ticket for FL.....I'm gonna be on a no fly list for my facebook posts and I'm just gonna have to rub a few out.

I just got back from my morning run, btw.

Always keep your gas tank full and keep 2-3 worth of 5 gallon jerry cans handy.

 

[Seamajor]

Lovin your avatar hon

You can paste your former wife's image in my avatar, but neither one of us are willing to sleep with you....

I get way more than Frank. Wait til you see your next avatar, Jared.

 

[Dove]

Notice how the soy squad avoids this thread like the plague

I bet little sadmin would refuse to eat pussy and use the inability to remove his mask as the excuse

You're a moron, you know that?

My theory: People who do, do. People who don't, talk about it and brag about it.

My theory: you’re a misreable moron who hasn’t been dicked right in her entire life

My theory is that when I try to purchase a plane ticket for FL.....I'm gonna be on a no fly list for my facebook posts and I'm just gonna have to rub a few out.

I just got back from my morning run, btw.

Always keep your gas tank full and keep 2-3 worth of 5 gallon jerry cans handy.

Good thing I do exactly that lol.

 

[Frood]

Lovin your avatar hon

You can paste your former wife's image in my avatar, but neither one of us are willing to sleep with you....

I get way more than Frank. Wait til you see your next avatar, Jared.

Do you ever tire of being Joe Biden's stupid arse twin?

 

[Dove]

Even Biggie Smiles can get upstairs with cunnilingus on his spiritual resume. God is a huge fan.

I adore that man ♡

 

[Seamajor]

Lovin your avatar hon

You can paste your former wife's image in my avatar, but neither one of us are willing to sleep with you....

I get way more than Frank. Wait til you see your next avatar, Jared.

Do you ever tire of being Joe Biden's stupid arse twin?

Are you talking about the new President, Mrs. Never Right?

 

[Dove]

Lovin your avatar hon

You can paste your former wife's image in my avatar, but neither one of us are willing to sleep with you....

I get way more than Frank. Wait til you see your next avatar, Jared.

Do you ever tire of being Joe Biden's stupid arse twin?

Are you talking about the new President, Mrs. Never Right?

You spelled "establishment grunt" wrong.