How DON'T you want to die?

God's Cock

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Feet first into a Wood chipper
 

nazzibastard

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i want die, ive been trying ,lol
 

Swamp-Duck

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Seamajor

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By a 12’ crock, as many dogs in my neighborhood know.
 

TheHaze

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On my death bed and Sharona and Maggi standing over me - - - - - - -
 

Heisenberg

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Upon my passing my ex is supposed to make sure I get cremated. She has specific instructions to wait until I am dead first. Don't really care how I die, but burning alive in the crematorium isn't on the list.
 

Swamp-Duck

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A drop of mouthwash went down my windpipe and it closed up, I sounded like I was being beheaded, by the time I got my breath back my eyes was streaming and my nose, it was horrible, so chocking to death would be nasty, they would find you covered in snot..
 

Damaged Maven

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Don't care. Just not messy.
 

TheHaze

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I had a friend who died from choking on his puck in his sleep(passed out)and that's how his girl friend found him and guess he didn't fill a thing - - -- --
 

Squeeze Toy

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Can't really answer this properly without answering how I do want to die -- crushed to death in a woman's thighs, obviously.

As for the topic question: Any way other than the one named above. I won't stand for it. I'll just keep coming back until it happens the way I want it to. So There. :P
 

Ice

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Being fucked to death by Katy Perry.

Oh wait..... can I change my mind?
 

TheHaze

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Shot in the head while having my way with some one's wife/girl friend - - - - - - - -
Oh wait,that's how I would like to go !
COPD would be high on my list with burning to death being #1