I can’t piss a lot at the moment!!?

[Breakfall]

One thing I can’t do is go to sleep on a semi-full bladder. It bugs me that I may disturb my REM with a piss-load a couple hours down the track when I’m dreaming of this and that and fucking et al!

So last night I had this bugging urge to piss but couldn’t without serious force! So I sat down and braced myself and I shat and still couldn’t piss!

This happened over 4 consecutive attempts to no avail.

Which leads me to three conclusions without searching Dr. Google:

1. A urethral infection.
2. Kidney stones.
3. Prostate meltdown!

What do yoo’s reckon ek se?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

See the medical advice thread ........ all the doctors post there

 

[realgrimm]

your just getting old and your dick is dying...RIP to your manhood...hahaha

Limp dick Breakfail :LMAO:

 

[Val Gina]

Shat yourself lmao..... seriously though if your dick wasn’t trying to crawl in your own ass you wouldn’t have mixed up the signals

 

[realgrimm]

:doink2::doink2::doink2::doink2::doink2:

:LOL1::LOL1::LOL1:

 

[TheHaze]

Visit a Doctor and tell him you need some Tamsulosin(Flomax) and don't drink anything 3 hours before sleep- - - - - - - -

The Tamsulosin will help to empty your bladder or you can have your prostate removed.

 

[realgrimm]

Or you can just cry about it here..limpdick

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Maybe wash all the cheese off so the piss can get out...

 

[Breakfall]

Turns out that I haven’t fucked enough... so my missus’s fluids caused a temporary reaction with the urethral sphincter valves! Business is booming so sex can take a back seat I guess. Never been this busy...and not so busy it seems!

Grimm...go fuck yourself! :Blush::Blush: