I had to stick a piece of plastic pipe down my dick!!!

[Breakfall]

I honestly think it was stones for certain. I couldn’t piss again properly. So I thought fuck it, and poked the plastic reverse-osmosis pipe into my bladder and drained it of the urine. It feels better now. So I put myself on a high water diet to dilute the calcium and I think I solved the trek to the urologist! One week of this and I can put back my apadravya bolt.
:LMAO2: