I hear that I'm not loved at the Gook Cashew

[Lily]

I go where the wind takes me.

So, you're a fart?

 

[Master]

I've been posting here for the past couple of days and I have yet to read anything that is any more informative and useful.

I walk in puddles

 

[wizer]

How do you handle the post puddle soggy sock problem?

 

[Oerdin]

I’m healthy. Fuck a scale.

You really aren't. You fit the medical definition of an aging morbidly obese woman. Lying to yourself isn't going to improve things.

 

[Seamajor]

Chunkquita needs to stop pretending she eats anything healthy. There is a reason she is known as the burrito bison.

You seem to eat lots of junk food Oerdin. According to you anyway.

 

[wizer]

So, you're a fart?

No, but I can see where you would interpret my subtle and abstract prose to be the description of a bodily function that elementary school children find to be amusing.

 

[Lily]

No, but I can see where you would interpret my subtle and abstract prose to be the description of a bodily function that elementary school children find to be amusing.

You're pretty uptight. I'm guessing your farts are loud.

 

[wizer]

You're pretty uptight. I'm guessing your farts are loud.

You've lost a lot of points with your last few posts that were directed towards me.

 

[Oerdin]

Anger and irrational hatred is just how the burrito bison rolls. Give her some time and she always drifts off and finds a new target for her internalized anger at life.

 

[wizer]

It's disappointing. It seemed to have some potential for quality posts prior to the sudden breakdown into "you're a big fat fart".

Maybe it's the low sugar diet

 

[Admin.]

Anger and irrational hatred is just how the burrito bison rolls. Give her some time and she always drifts off and finds a new target for her internalized anger at life.

Fuck off you pansy.

 

[Lily]

You've lost a lot of points with your last few posts that were directed towards me.

Oh.

 

[Lily]

Fuck off you pansy.

Did he post something? I hadn't noticed. But if I had I might have fallen asleep.

 

[Lily]

It's disappointing. It seemed to have some potential for quality posts prior to the sudden breakdown into "you're a big fat fart".

Maybe it's the low sugar diet

You are inspirational.

 

[Admin.]

It's disappointing. It seemed to have some potential for quality posts prior to the sudden breakdown into "you're a big fat fart".

Maybe it's the low sugar diet

As ye sew, so shall you re....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's

 

[Kirk]

I was just talking to Stat Boy and I have bad news...over 80% of the threads at BC now discuss either this forum or people who don't even post on that forum like Lily, admin, Murducky, KM...at most a trolly forum should only have around 25% to 35% of threads talking about other forums or people on other forums. There is a forum gossip thread at BC so there is no need to make new threads and no need for their gossip stat percentage to be that high.

 

[Lily]

I was just talking to Stat Boy and I have bad news...over 80% of the threads at BC now discuss either this forum or people who don't even post on that forum like Lily, admin, Murducky, KM...at most a trolly forum should only have around 25% to 35% of threads talking about other forums or people on other forums. There is a forum gossip thread at BC so there is no need to make new threads and no need for their gossip stat percentage to be that high.

In essence, their posting lives are a tribute to the posters here. Well, I'll be damned. That is pathetic.

 

[wizer]

at most a trolly forum should only have around 25% to 35% of threads talking about other forums or people on other forums.

Fascinating! How did you determine that particular statistic?

 

[Oerdin]

I just checked and they have tons of political stuff, some trolling in rejected, and the main forum is most general stuff covering everything from home decorating to pet food dishes to restaurants.

Alyana seems to be exaggerating a bit.

 

[wizer]

I just checked and they have tons of political stuff, some trolling in rejected, and the main forum is most general stuff covering everything from home decorating to pet food dishes to restaurants.

Alyana seems to be exaggerating a bit.

I knew it! Especially when s/he quoted statistics along the lines of 30-35% of forum posts being about other forums as the normal. I figured that was a bit high, my research put the number of forum posts about other forums at 18.6501%.

 

[Admin.]

I knew it! Especially when s/he quoted statistics along the lines of 30-35% of forum posts being about other forums as the normal. I figured that was a bit high, my research put the number of forum posts about other forums at 18.6501%.

Ask 0'Tardian which brands of Mayonnaise he finds too spicy.

 

[wizer]

Ask 0'Tardian which brands of Mayonnaise he finds too spicy.

Why would anyone care about his or her tastes in Mayonnnaise?

I'd rather ask a question that would garner me some information I can actually use.

 

[Lily]

Ask 0'Tardian which brands of Mayonnaise he finds too spicy.

Why should he? The answer is obvious: all of them.

 

[Admin.]

Why would anyone care about his or her tastes in Mayonnnaise?

I'd rather ask a question that would garner me some information I can actually use.

Fascinating, now don't leave me hanging, do pray continue!

 

[wizer]

Fascinating, now don't leave me hanging, do pray continue!

I don't even know what we were talking about.

 

[Admin.]

I don't even know what we were talking about.

How do you feel about that?

 

[Kirk]

In essence, their posting lives are a tribute to the posters here. Well, I'll be damned. That is pathetic.

Well Erica Mena had a good thread saying she is going to have her birthday party at Chuck E Cheese...I was surprised Chuck E Cheese still are in business considering how many people they found deceased at the bottom of the ball crawls...those ball crawls are death traps and should be outlawed.

 

[wizer]

How do you feel about that?

Are you a shrink? That's their favorite question!

 

[Lily]

Well Erica Mena had a good thread saying she is going to have her birthday party at Chuck E Cheese...I was surprised Chuck E Cheese still are in business considering how many people they found deceased at the bottom of the ball crawls...those ball crawls are death traps and should be outlawed.

It was good then something happened? Who killed it, was it Overdone? He probably posted about another venue where the entire family could have a buffet dinner for $10.99. I bet he did a mini-review of each of the items on the buffet.

I bet Flea is going to cancel her birthday.

 

[wizer]

considering how many people they found deceased at the bottom of the ball crawls...those ball crawls are death traps and should be outlawed.

That's cause there's rattlesnakes in there.