I knew this 75 year old Polish guy I knew who got hitched with a 25 year old Colombian wife.
He met her when he was looking for a 'roommate' for his apartment.
Anyways, he got to know her better and eventually they got engaged.
And so he had a wedding and he asked me to be an usher.
So I agreed to and at the wedding he was married by the justice of the peace.
Anyways during the wedding ceremony he got down on one knee but given his age, he could barely get back up.
He invited all these guests to witness this event, mostly his neighbors.
I remember the Justice saying, "Ladies and Gentlemen, we are gathered toda here in Sin..."
Whoops. Then she corrected herself and said something to the effect to witness the marriage between such and such.
So they were officially married signed into law.
I went over a couple of times to their place afterwards & he seemed happy.
But I noticed when I looked at her, she had a devious look in her eyes.
They seemed shifty almost as if looking away.
Well turns out about a month later, I heard that she left him and decided to move to a town 40 miles away.
She gotta job because through her marriage gained some sort of permanent residency equivalent to a Green Card.
Needless to say, he was heartbroken. And he went to this town to try to reconcile with her to get her back.
I'd drive by his apartment sometimes, and I'd see this lonely old man inside but no wife.
So she appeared to take him all he was worth.
He spent all this money on her, bringing her into the country as a permanent resident and she left him.
The guy reminded me a lot of that song, "Come and Get It" by Paul McCartney.
Sorry to say this, but the bloke was a latent pedodo for obvious reasons. Had he married someone close enough to his own age, maybe he wouldn’t be so lonely. Life lessons!
actually he was a guy I worked for in the Limo business.
One night we picked some older American couples up from the airport to drive them to a downtown hotel.
Guy had a thing about women, couldn't keep his hands or eyes offa 'em.
He was a letcher.
Anyways, I was driving one car, and he was driving the other.
We were supposed to stay together and arrive at the hotel at the same time.
I got there first, but he was delayed.
Turns out he was driving the women who were in his car and 'showing them around town'.
Well when the husband whom I was driving heard about this he was piping mad.
Angry. Beat red.
What happened after the dropoff was the guy cancelled all further trips.
So we lost those clients do the other guy's philandering of his wife.
Anyways, I didn't last long in that company and because of that incident, I had no desire to go back even tho he asked me to later on.
But at least the woman he was hitting on was closer to his age.