I may be 47 but I look, act, and move like I'm 32....

[The Countess]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I was basically implying that it's a bad idea to list people... I done that once and it was X of all people who had a meltdown over it and started saying my pictures were air brushed because I just couldn't be as handsome as that... True story...

You're a pretty handsome guy for a UK resident and I've seen at least one picture of a girl you were banging, and she was gorgeous (despite being curled up in a fetal position and passed out from grog)...

I had no idea you were into dudes with comb overs and craters in their face. Ya learn something new everyday.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin sucks cock

 

[SHAMPAIN]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I was basically implying that it's a bad idea to list people... I done that once and it was X of all people who had a meltdown over it and started saying my pictures were air brushed because I just couldn't be as handsome as that... True story...

You're a pretty handsome guy for a UK resident and I've seen at least one picture of a girl you were banging, and she was gorgeous (despite being curled up in a fetal position and passed out from grog)...

I had no idea you were into dudes with comb overs and craters in their face. Ya learn something new everyday.

You have to be bald to have a comb over you repulsive fat slapper! "craters" is just another embarrassing failure on your part, oh how desperate you've become for some negativity to make yourself feel better you horrific slut! Do you honestly think I'm gonna be bothered by something you've made up? I had a spot on my chin and you've turned it into fuckin craters hahaha what a clown! Greasy wet back rape baby! Your men were conquered by us, away and eat your tripe you sour faced fat skank!!! DISGUSTING!! No wonder you aborted your fuckin mutant kids!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

dood... what's up with the haunted house bro?

You don't have any dead bodies under that staircase do you?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

dood... what's up with the haunted house bro?

You don't have any dead bodies under that staircase do you?

What kind of question is that? The hall light was off are dead bodies under stairs common place where you are? WTF is it with you people man...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

dood... what's up with the haunted house bro?

You don't have any dead bodies under that staircase do you?

What kind of question is that? The hall light was off are dead bodies under stairs common place where you are? WTF is it with you people man...

You're not going all seamajor on us are you?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

dood... what's up with the haunted house bro?

You don't have any dead bodies under that staircase do you?

What kind of question is that? The hall light was off are dead bodies under stairs common place where you are? WTF is it with you people man...

You're not going all seamajor on us are you?

I've no idea what you mean but I'll remember to leave the light on for you next time fuck sake man...

 

[Flynn]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

How come your nose looks like a penis?

P.S.-Where are you??? Looks like a crackhouse. The wood frame on the door is coming apart to the left there. Not surprised in the least bit.

P.S.S.-Could you post a picture of your arms so we can look for any track marks?

 

[Frood]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I was basically implying that it's a bad idea to list people... I done that once and it was X of all people who had a meltdown over it and started saying my pictures were air brushed because I just couldn't be as handsome as that... True story...

You're a pretty handsome guy for a UK resident and I've seen at least one picture of a girl you were banging, and she was gorgeous (despite being curled up in a fetal position and passed out from grog)...

I posted that? :facepalm: This is why I've stopped drinking, you wouldn't believe how it changes me... I turn into the most unlikable, whiney fuckstick you've ever known... I've often wondered about that, do you think alcohol shows the real you or do you think it just loosens your emotions so much that you can't control yourself? Is anybody else here a bad drunk?

Oh yeah, she had a great little figure on her.... Barbie Doll legs and bottom.....in her daks on her side.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

dood... what's up with the haunted house bro?

You don't have any dead bodies under that staircase do you?

What kind of question is that? The hall light was off are dead bodies under stairs common place where you are? WTF is it with you people man...

You're not going all seamajor on us are you?

I've no idea what you mean but I'll remember to leave the light on for you next time fuck sake man...

bro-- no beef, I don't wanna wind up in your blair witch basement or norman bates refrigerator or nothing

lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

How come your nose looks like a penis?

P.S.-Where are you??? Looks like a crackhouse. The wood frame on the door is coming apart to the left there. Not surprised in the least bit.

P.S.S.-Could you post a picture of your arms so we can look for any track marks?

Whatever fuckin planet you came from fuck off back there LMFAO nobody asked for your critique and considering that's not my house I've no idea about whether a door frame fits perfectly or not but they were painting and shit haha like I give a fuck... You're the one with the ragin meth habit not me, never took heroin, crack or meth in my entire life and it shows! You're just another weirdo off the net that thinks you're something when you're nothin but a parasite with no real friends and no happiness in life, you'll die alone with your cock in your hand

 

[SHAMPAIN]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

dood... what's up with the haunted house bro?

You don't have any dead bodies under that staircase do you?

What kind of question is that? The hall light was off are dead bodies under stairs common place where you are? WTF is it with you people man...

You're not going all seamajor on us are you?

I've no idea what you mean but I'll remember to leave the light on for you next time fuck sake man...

bro-- no beef, I don't wanna wind up in your blair witch basement or norman bates refrigerator or nothing

lol

What comment was it that upset you?

 

[Dove]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

dood... what's up with the haunted house bro?

You don't have any dead bodies under that staircase do you?

What kind of question is that? The hall light was off are dead bodies under stairs common place where you are? WTF is it with you people man...

Dude.....it does kinda look like a dead Japanese girl with no bottom jaw is about to pop out of the darkness behind you.

Just saying

Creepy shot, my friend lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

dood... what's up with the haunted house bro?

You don't have any dead bodies under that staircase do you?

What kind of question is that? The hall light was off are dead bodies under stairs common place where you are? WTF is it with you people man...

Dude.....it does kinda look like a dead Japanese girl with no bottom jaw is about to pop out of the darkness behind you.

Just saying

Creepy shot, my friend lol

Right?

I'm like "fuck the sushi i'm outtta here"

 

[Dove]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

How come your nose looks like a penis?

P.S.-Where are you??? Looks like a crackhouse. The wood frame on the door is coming apart to the left there. Not surprised in the least bit.

P.S.S.-Could you post a picture of your arms so we can look for any track marks?

Whatever fuckin planet you came from fuck off back there LMFAO nobody asked for your critique and considering that's not my house I've no idea about whether a door frame fits perfectly or not but they were painting and shit haha like I give a fuck... You're the one with the ragin meth habit not me, never took heroin, crack or meth in my entire life and it shows! You're just another weirdo off the net that thinks you're something when you're nothin but a parasite with no real friends and no happiness in life, you'll die alone with your cock in your hand

He looks at your face and thinks of penis immediately lol.

 

[Dove]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

dood... what's up with the haunted house bro?

You don't have any dead bodies under that staircase do you?

What kind of question is that? The hall light was off are dead bodies under stairs common place where you are? WTF is it with you people man...

Dude.....it does kinda look like a dead Japanese girl with no bottom jaw is about to pop out of the darkness behind you.

Just saying

Creepy shot, my friend lol

Right?

I'm like "fuck the sushi i'm outtta here"

I would never go to bathroom there late at night. I'd just pee the bed lol.

 

[Dove]

Yes Shamp PLEASE leave the light on next time lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

dood... what's up with the haunted house bro?

You don't have any dead bodies under that staircase do you?

What kind of question is that? The hall light was off are dead bodies under stairs common place where you are? WTF is it with you people man...

Dude.....it does kinda look like a dead Japanese girl with no bottom jaw is about to pop out of the darkness behind you.

Just saying

Creepy shot, my friend lol

Right?

I'm like "fuck the sushi i'm outtta here"

I would never go to bathroom there late at night. I'd just pee the bed lol.

So you'd basically pull a martini

I don't blame you

looks like weird creatures be crawling on the ceilings on all fours in that hallway

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yes Shamp PLEASE leave the light on next time lol.

and have a priest or 2 hundred stop by and exercise the joint

 

[SHAMPAIN]

OI FUCK YOU GUISE!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Bro -- I feel like my monitor my be haunted now just viewing that pic

How the hell do you fall asleep there?

I mean, seriously, did the builders of stonehedge build your house bro?

 

[Flynn]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

How come your nose looks like a penis?

P.S.-Where are you??? Looks like a crackhouse. The wood frame on the door is coming apart to the left there. Not surprised in the least bit.

P.S.S.-Could you post a picture of your arms so we can look for any track marks?

Whatever fuckin planet you came from fuck off back there LMFAO nobody asked for your critique and considering that's not my house I've no idea about whether a door frame fits perfectly or not but they were painting and shit haha like I give a fuck... You're the one with the ragin meth habit not me, never took heroin, crack or meth in my entire life and it shows! You're just another weirdo off the net that thinks you're something when you're nothin but a parasite with no real friends and no happiness in life, you'll die alone with your cock in your hand

So. You never answered why your nose looks like a Hobbit Dick?

Also, could you post a picture of your forearms, so we can look for track marks?

Are you having trouble cleaning that line of dirt from your upper lip?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is that like some kind of evil dark mist behind you bro?

do you see it?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

It does kinda look like a black hole behind me lol I dunno maybe it was the Ouija board sessions

 

[Frood]

That dark shadow is like an overweight demon trying hide behind a meatstick...

 

[Dove]

Shamp, how often do you hear this sound outside of your bedroom door at 3am?

Once or twice a month? Every week?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It does kinda look like a black hole behind me lol I dunno maybe it was the Ouija board sessions

bro -- it lookz like the grim reaper got your ass on speeddial my nigga

seriously -- tell me you got like 37 other people that live with you in that house

 

[Flynn]

BTW this is what's she's calling a crater face comb over lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just out the shower and had a side shed ffs!!! NOW WHAT tripe eater?

How come your nose looks like a penis?

P.S.-Where are you??? Looks like a crackhouse. The wood frame on the door is coming apart to the left there. Not surprised in the least bit.

P.S.S.-Could you post a picture of your arms so we can look for any track marks?

Whatever fuckin planet you came from fuck off back there LMFAO nobody asked for your critique and considering that's not my house I've no idea about whether a door frame fits perfectly or not but they were painting and shit haha like I give a fuck... You're the one with the ragin meth habit not me, never took heroin, crack or meth in my entire life and it shows! You're just another weirdo off the net that thinks you're something when you're nothin but a parasite with no real friends and no happiness in life, you'll die alone with your cock in your hand

He looks at your face and thinks of penis immediately lol.

You're over there wondering how much you could get him to pay you, if you offered to suck it.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Shamp, how often do you hear this sound outside of your bedroom door at 3am?

Once or twice a month? Every week?

Is that Oak's stomach growling on Taco Tuesdays?