I may be 47 but I look, act, and move like I'm 32....

[Frood]

Which is a problem with my 54 year old wife because my pelvic gyrations often put her hips out during sweet nookie-nookie...

She says it's not true and I'm an "ultra-dick" but I see how she hobbles around the house afterwards and in a forensic investigation, I've got the grey pubes and spider webs on my bell end to prove it.

(Apparently, I'm on notice after reading this post first to her) lulz.... something about pubes and webs and now me using a new dish rag to clean up garlic...

She so granny feisty....

Va va va vroom!@@!

Update:

She straddled my hips in a bid to say goodnight, then I had to get up/lift her because she couldn't walk.

(I normally like her like that.... helpless... but I have a quarter bottle to drink yet....plus she has to get up in 5 hours)....

 

[Blazor]

I like eggs

after drinking fried egg sandwich WHAT!!!

I was literally sitting here reading this thread, and found myself suddenly craving an egg sammich lol.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Rape face

you wearin a MAD FACE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

BTW did a raccoon rape yoo ?? since when do raccoon s rape people ffs idiot much ??

That's the face you make whenever you see a dewd in a pair of tight pink shorts.

 

[Blazor]

Me, @Blazor , @The Prowler , @deport_liberals , @Oerdin, @Bastard Factory , @Lokmar , @Biggie Smiles , @realgrimm , and a few others don't seem to have issues with the wimminz folk...

We must of had Alpha mums and dads....

I was raised by mostly women lol.

 

[The Prowler]

None of the kid stuff is gonna stop till ALL OF YOU stop. One does it, then some comes along and does it nastier. Never ending cycle

Do you even realize what a huge hypocrite you are, flea?

 

[The Countess]

None of the kid stuff is gonna stop till ALL OF YOU stop. One does it, then some comes along and does it nastier. Never ending cycle

Do you even realize what a huge hypocrite you are, flea?

Actually, no. I don’t talk about anyones kids. I don’t need to.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

None of the kid stuff is gonna stop till ALL OF YOU stop. One does it, then some comes along and does it nastier. Never ending cycle

does this mean I have to stop calling seamajor what is he? A pedophile ?

I do it because he has pictures of naked children in his photo sharing account and this was confirmed at BlueCashew

 

[Seamajor]

I’ll ask in a nice way. Prove what you claim. I’m happy to prove what you are, in a minute.

 

[The Prowler]

Actually, no. I don’t talk about anyones kids. I don’t need to.

You are a hypocrite who carefully selects what topics are "Off Limits!" based on your own weaknesses.

If it were based on ethics and morals, you would not be The Queen of PLEASE ASS BOX ME! Jokes.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Seamongo really is a pedophile tho

we've known that since back at SG

 

[Seamajor]

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Say what little elf. Prove what you claim

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yep, sewage Major is still a PLEASE ASS BOX ME!

just checked

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Me, @Blazor , @The Prowler , @deport_liberals , @Oerdin, @Bastard Factory , @Lokmar , @Biggie Smiles , @realgrimm , and a few others don't seem to have issues with the wimminz folk...

We must of had Alpha mums and dads....

When you list people you can't help but annoy someone, tell me how I've got a problem with women? I've hardly ever argued with any bar one but she's a grotesque rain cloud who thinks herself wise and powerful when the reality is much, much different... Do tell...

 

[X]

Me, @Blazor , @The Prowler , @deport_liberals , @Oerdin, @Bastard Factory , @Lokmar , @Biggie Smiles , @realgrimm , and a few others don't seem to have issues with the wimminz folk...

We must of had Alpha mums and dads....

When you list people you can't help but annoy someone, tell me how I've got a problem with women? I've hardly ever argued with any bar one but she's a grotesque rain cloud who thinks herself wise and powerful when the reality is much, much different... Do tell...

sensitive wee prat aren't yoo

ffs you drive YOURSELF mad

 

[Frood]

Me, @Blazor , @The Prowler , @deport_liberals , @Oerdin, @Bastard Factory , @Lokmar , @Biggie Smiles , @realgrimm , and a few others don't seem to have issues with the wimminz folk...

We must of had Alpha mums and dads....

When you list people you can't help but annoy someone, tell me how I've got a problem with women? I've hardly ever argued with any bar one but she's a grotesque rain cloud who thinks herself wise and powerful when the reality is much, much different... Do tell...

I can't list everyone....

 

[Lily]

You sound like my husband every year between our birthdays when he loves to talk about how he is "banging an older woman"

He is TWO MONTHS younger. That's it. But I'm always a cougar from August 20th to Oct 21 lol.

OMG….enough about your private life you cuck! It’s boring…but at least he ain’t an e-lover!

Yep, I called it.

I wonder if Break is gonna come in here and complain now that I shared something about my.
..evidently....rollercoaster love life?

All my crazy "drama" in my "messed up" life. Buying ford focuses and talking about banging in it...on my ten year first date anniversary with my "new bloke" who we hope can deal my "mood swings" :D

Break if you find it boring or disturbing, just dont read it. I mean you talk about your spouse to the point where we know about her peeing in your mouth and that she was break down over the death of friend.

But I'm the only that cannot decide what parts of my private life to share? Why is that? Does it interfere with some fantasy that has been attached to my screen name?

Others are allowed to not just share what they share from their lives but ALSO discuss what they think my private life is like......but I'm not allowed to share my own?

Excuse me you naive young lady…my wife has never peed in my mouth. These are antics of women in my past…when I was in my 20’s. I’m 50 years old now and look better than most of you.

We don’t want to hear about your fuckups in life and who you’re fucking now. We don’t want to hear of Biggie’s cuckoldry, nor of Poofters sodomy. Drugs kill…

1. It's still your personal life, is it not?

2. I dont regard my marriage as a "fuck up", and if you do? That's a YOU problem because I dont give a shit and I can guarantee my husband does not give a shit that some random pee drinking man on the internet who sits and posts about his wife's emotional breakdown rather than comforting her thinks our marriage is a "fuck up".

Need help figuring out how to ignore?

As for Bigs "cuckholdery" or any sort of sodomoy involving Poofer.....that's entirely you dipshits posting about that. So if you dont wanna hear about that, STFU because no one is posting about that. I certainly dont, and I pretty much ignore the 20 times a day YOU post about it.

Oh ffs…go eat an egg!

Go eat some lithium.

Eeeeeeeeeeew. Dildo batteries!

Um, no.

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You seem to harbor a lot of bizzare fantasies about who I am behind the handle and they pretty exclusively revolve around sex and delusions you have about my "private life".

You might require some help with that.

You are either projecting or you are attaching a memory of some woman you once knew to my screen name.

Tell me on what fucking planet is the man I've been married to for 8 years my "new bloke" or "the guy I'm fucking now"? How does that work?

Get help. You are confusing me with someone you unresolved issues with and it's weird and awkward. You keep doing it, I'm gonna start charging by the hour so I get something out of this coercive role play attempt besides confusion.

I'm not gonna play your dysfunctional ex girlfriend or your mother for free, Break. Gas is expensive, ho.

Sorry…I don’t do drugs!

You so, though. You drink in excess and you smoke weed. Those are drugs.

I'm only pointing out that a pharmaceutical that will help and benefit you far more than illicit substances should be something you look into.

Cuz you arent wired normal.

and he drinks piss, sniffs panties and digs faaaaaaaaat chics

and happens to know what shit tastes like

yeah, the guy ain't normal

It might have shifted the day I posted an old Kate Bush song I used to dance ballet too a lot.

He quoted it and started talking about an ex girlfriend that loved to fuck to Kate Bush(odd....because it's not really sexy sex music but eh).

So right there I hit that memory center and now I'm a symbol of her. I'm guess she was a trainwreck and likely partner jumped a lot and cheated. It's probably HER life that is in shambles.

Perhaps she still calls him once in a while to play damsel in distress and talk about her new and already dysfunctional relationship. The way he carries on accusing me of posting stuff I dont even post.....you know he isnt hinged to reality.

Who the fuck knows.

it's the drugs and inbreeding that's fueling this manic depression in him

he's sexting with Oak for christs sakes --- need any more proof than that of His mental instability?

Duuuuudeee.......that makes sense! He keeps claiming I have these "e lovers" as if I just have this long string of "relationships" that are internet born.

He also is judging the fuck out of it. And I only was in ONE relationship with someone I met on the internet and that was YOU.

We also went to restaurants. Does that make us "restaurant lovers"? Or "water park lovers"? Anywhere we happen to be at the same time lovers? Bahahaha. I first interacted with my husband on FB....mutual friends. Is my husband my "e lover" too?

He is e banging the burrito bison and projecting his self loathing onto me

Your lives are sad. I hope that you’ve leaned a few lessons. Up and at ‘em!

They project themselves and their behavior onto everyone else, don't they?

 

[Flynn]

Which is a problem with my 54 year old wife because my pelvic gyrations often put her hips out during sweet nookie-nookie...

She says it's not true and I'm an "ultra-dick" but I see how she hobbles around the house afterwards and in a forensic investigation, I've got the grey pubes and spider webs on my bell end to prove it.

(Apparently, I'm on notice after reading this post first to her) lulz.... something about pubes and webs and now me using a new dish rag to clean up garlic...

She so granny feisty....

Va va va vroom!@@!

Is this the same thing as in you look like a fucking moron, so you must be one?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Me, @Blazor , @The Prowler , @deport_liberals , @Oerdin, @Bastard Factory , @Lokmar , @Biggie Smiles , @realgrimm , and a few others don't seem to have issues with the wimminz folk...

We must of had Alpha mums and dads....

When you list people you can't help but annoy someone, tell me how I've got a problem with women? I've hardly ever argued with any bar one but she's a grotesque rain cloud who thinks herself wise and powerful when the reality is much, much different... Do tell...

I was gonna inquire about what problems I supposedly have with women on here (other than Lardita of course, but she's hardly a female) but in the end I couldn't be bothered...

 

[Dove]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

 

[Frood]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I scoured the front page at the time of posting for names but made sure to leave it open ended.

 

[Seamajor]

Me, @Blazor , @The Prowler , @deport_liberals , @Oerdin, @Bastard Factory , @Lokmar , @Biggie Smiles , @realgrimm , and a few others don't seem to have issues with the wimminz folk...

We must of had Alpha mums and dads....

When you list people you can't help but annoy someone, tell me how I've got a problem with women? I've hardly ever argued with any bar one but she's a grotesque rain cloud who thinks herself wise and powerful when the reality is much, much different... Do tell...

This women has problems with other women. Poor thing. The story of her life. I rather feel sorry for her.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Me, @Blazor , @The Prowler , @deport_liberals , @Oerdin, @Bastard Factory , @Lokmar , @Biggie Smiles , @realgrimm , and a few others don't seem to have issues with the wimminz folk...

We must of had Alpha mums and dads....

When you list people you can't help but annoy someone, tell me how I've got a problem with women? I've hardly ever argued with any bar one but she's a grotesque rain cloud who thinks herself wise and powerful when the reality is much, much different... Do tell...

sensitive wee prat aren't yoo

ffs you drive YOURSELF mad

Yeah, you're the one that melts over photoshops because you're insecure as fuck! Frail old fucker you'll be dead soon... BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[SHAMPAIN]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I was basically implying that it's a bad idea to list people... I done that once and it was X of all people who had a meltdown over it and started saying my pictures were air brushed because I just couldn't be as handsome as that... True story...

 

[Seamajor]

Thank you amigo. Good posts

 

[Frood]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I was basically implying that it's a bad idea to list people... I done that once and it was X of all people who had a meltdown over it and started saying my pictures were air brushed because I just couldn't be as handsome as that... True story...

You're a pretty handsome guy for a UK resident and I've seen at least one picture of a girl you were banging, and she was gorgeous (despite being curled up in a fetal position and passed out from grog)...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I was basically implying that it's a bad idea to list people... I done that once and it was X of all people who had a meltdown over it and started saying my pictures were air brushed because I just couldn't be as handsome as that... True story...

You're a pretty handsome guy for a UK resident and I've seen at least one picture of a girl you were banging, and she was gorgeous (despite being curled up in a fetal position and passed out from grog)...

I posted that? :facepalm: This is why I've stopped drinking, you wouldn't believe how it changes me... I turn into the most unlikable, whiney fuckstick you've ever known... I've often wondered about that, do you think alcohol shows the real you or do you think it just loosens your emotions so much that you can't control yourself? Is anybody else here a bad drunk?

 

[Dove]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I was basically implying that it's a bad idea to list people... I done that once and it was X of all people who had a meltdown over it and started saying my pictures were air brushed because I just couldn't be as handsome as that... True story...

You're a pretty handsome guy for a UK resident and I've seen at least one picture of a girl you were banging, and she was gorgeous (despite being curled up in a fetal position and passed out from grog)...

I posted that? :facepalm: This is why I've stopped drinking, you wouldn't believe how it changes me... I turn into the most unlikable, whiney fuckstick you've ever known... I've often wondered about that, do you think alcohol shows the real you or do you think it just loosens your emotions so much that you can't control yourself? Is anybody else here a bad drunk?

People with substance abuse disorders typically can be really belligerent drunks.

Is it the "real you"? Yes and no. People tend to be more honest while drunk....however....emotions like anger are more intense. It's a brain altering substance. So it is the real you in a way. Most people with substance abuse disorder have an untreated mental illness. So use can really magnify that.

About as much as a schizo is still the "real them" during a delusion.

That's just you under the influence.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I was basically implying that it's a bad idea to list people... I done that once and it was X of all people who had a meltdown over it and started saying my pictures were air brushed because I just couldn't be as handsome as that... True story...

You're a pretty handsome guy for a UK resident and I've seen at least one picture of a girl you were banging, and she was gorgeous (despite being curled up in a fetal position and passed out from grog)...

I posted that? :facepalm: This is why I've stopped drinking, you wouldn't believe how it changes me... I turn into the most unlikable, whiney fuckstick you've ever known... I've often wondered about that, do you think alcohol shows the real you or do you think it just loosens your emotions so much that you can't control yourself? Is anybody else here a bad drunk?

People with substance abuse disorders typically can be really belligerent drunks.

Is it the "real you"? Yes and no. People tend to be more honest while drunk....however....emotions like anger are more intense. It's a brain altering substance. So it is the real you in a way. Most people with substance abuse disorder have an untreated mental illness. So use can really magnify that.

About as much as a schizo is still the "real them" during a delusion.

That's just you under the influence.

Yeah, I often start bringing up past grievances and get pissed off at people for them lol I never ever have a good time drunk, took me years to realise I was just torturing myself with it... Honestly, the shit I've done in the past like the serious assaults I'd never had done in sobriety although the only thing I regretted about them was ending up in prison... Drink sucks, ask breakfall lmao

 

[deport_liberals]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I was basically implying that it's a bad idea to list people... I done that once and it was X of all people who had a meltdown over it and started saying my pictures were air brushed because I just couldn't be as handsome as that... True story...

You're a pretty handsome guy for a UK resident and I've seen at least one picture of a girl you were banging, and she was gorgeous (despite being curled up in a fetal position and passed out from grog)...

I posted that? :facepalm: This is why I've stopped drinking, you wouldn't believe how it changes me... I turn into the most unlikable, whiney fuckstick you've ever known... I've often wondered about that, do you think alcohol shows the real you or do you think it just loosens your emotions so much that you can't control yourself? Is anybody else here a bad drunk?

People with substance abuse disorders typically can be really belligerent drunks.

Is it the "real you"? Yes and no. People tend to be more honest while drunk....however....emotions like anger are more intense. It's a brain altering substance. So it is the real you in a way. Most people with substance abuse disorder have an untreated mental illness. So use can really magnify that.

About as much as a schizo is still the "real them" during a delusion.

That's just you under the influence.

Poasting brings out the real you too, so drunk poasting is like the real you, squared.

 

[The Countess]

He did say "and others" lol. If it doesnt apply....let it fly. :D

I was basically implying that it's a bad idea to list people... I done that once and it was X of all people who had a meltdown over it and started saying my pictures were air brushed because I just couldn't be as handsome as that... True story...

You're a pretty handsome guy for a UK resident and I've seen at least one picture of a girl you were banging, and she was gorgeous (despite being curled up in a fetal position and passed out from grog)...

I posted that? :facepalm: This is why I've stopped drinking, you wouldn't believe how it changes me... I turn into the most unlikable, whiney fuckstick you've ever known... I've often wondered about that, do you think alcohol shows the real you or do you think it just loosens your emotions so much that you can't control yourself? Is anybody else here a bad drunk?

People with substance abuse disorders typically can be really belligerent drunks.

Is it the "real you"? Yes and no. People tend to be more honest while drunk....however....emotions like anger are more intense. It's a brain altering substance. So it is the real you in a way. Most people with substance abuse disorder have an untreated mental illness. So use can really magnify that.

About as much as a schizo is still the "real them" during a delusion.

That's just you under the influence.

Yeah, I often start bringing up past grievances and get pissed off at people for them lol I never ever have a good time drunk, took me years to realise I was just torturing myself with it... Honestly, the shit I've done in the past like the serious assaults I'd never had done in sobriety although the only thing I regretted about them was ending up in prison... Drink sucks, ask breakfall lmao

but he loves women tho:facepalm: