How is it even possible for you to be so boring
you should be studied by a team of scientists
Well, I could tell you how I was studied by a team of scientists at Glasgow Caledonia as I was bending spoons and talking to your mummy's dead grandfather who never gave a fuck....but that would only be a partial truth.
You see what your mum never told you was that it was me who stuck the blunt end of a spoon into your Pappy's ear, and drove it until it disappeared into his head. I did that for you.
You might not remember the horrors that accompanied and accompliced your childhood, but I do.