King Martini 2

[George from Pizza Hut]

King Martini 2

Written and produced by George from Pizza Hut

Lead Vocals: Mr. NiceGuy
Guitars: George from Pizza Hut
Percussions: George from Pizza Hut
Electronica: George from Pizza Hut

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Well look who it is, it's King Martini,
Martini in the house, the king is back,
lock up your women, lock up your booze,
Martini is back in town, and he's down to party.
THE KING!
THE KING!
THE KING!

You made it through Dove,
you made it through Covid,
now you're back,
King Martini is ready to PARTY!

Here comes the King, the one and only,
KING MARTINI!
He's back, all you watch out because he's back,
KING MARTINI!
The hero has arrived, he's going to flame you,
he's going to make it happen,
KING MARTINI!
HE'S THE MAN!

 

[Fredricka]

I shit on this thread like amber heard on a bed

 

[Cookie Monster]

Never has the rainbow emoticon been more apt.

Lock up your women cos he will wear all your dresses, more like

 

[Fredricka]

Well look who it is, it's King Martini,
Martini in the house, the king is back,
lock up your women, lock up your booze,
Martini is back in town, and he's down to party.
THE KING!
THE KING!
THE KING!

You made it through Dove,
you made it through Covid,
now you're back,
King Martini is ready to PARTY!

Here comes the King, the one and only,
KING MARTINI!
He's back, all you watch out because he's back,
KING MARTINI!
The hero has arrived, he's going to flame you,
he's going to make it happen,
KING MARTINI!
HE'S THE MAN!

It doesn't even rhyme ffs

 

[Adam Hitler]

What is this shameless, unabashed, dose of flamboyant faggotry?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

What is this shameless, unabashed, dose of flamboyant faggotry?

It's called you logging in, and saying something stupid once again.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Never has the rainbow emoticon been more apt.

Lock up your women cos he will wear all your dresses, more like

Your logic is ass backwards, just like your mom's bra you like wearing.

From the very little interaction I've had with you, you seem like a turd that goes around trying to sound smarter than he really is.

You use "words" like "cos" and glam on the fact that you're attracted to gay emoticons and women's clothing, as evidenced by your talk of other men wearing dresses. I don't believe female clothing was brought up in any exchange. Nonetheless, as you can see, you dolts pretty much set yourselves on fire, all anyone has to do is just kick over the pile of burning embers in the end.

 

[Fredricka]

It's called logging in, and saying something stupid once again.

At least you admit it I suppose