Lokmar names his dildos

[X]

Lockmoron-
“I traveled to Florida last month with a pistol grip 12ga super black dildo, a 10mm pistol action anal pumper, a 1911 45ACP pistol grip rectum wrecker, a 357 mag dildo revolver, and a shitload of LOOB The Britts would have shat themselves knowing such a big faggot was in town “

 

[X]

He also lives offa women the sad fuck ha ha ha ha

 

[Fredricka]

x's crappy thread is like one of those silent discos

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Wow, X, you and your fantasies.

 

[Fredricka]

Th8s is the worst day, ive had to give larry a thumbsup, try to pretend it's a cheese larry

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Th8s is the worst day, ive had to give larry a thumbsup, try to pretend it's a cheese larry

Nope, I'm calling it a victory.

 

[Fredricka]

Nope, I'm calling it a victory.

Consider it your birthday, Christmas and next birthday present

 

[X]

Helllo, this is a thread dedicated to lokmars instruments of BUTTstruction!!!! Not the whimperings of a neglectful parent and a faggot!!

 

[Fredricka]

I hope lokmar names one of his dildos X

 

[jack]

I hope lokmar names one of his dildos X

he's named all of them: Fred 1, Fred2, and the strapon Fredricka my darling.

 

[X]

Dilf hates dildos!! He likes to hear the sound of balls slapping

 

[Fredricka]

he's named all of them: Fred 1, Fred2, and the strapon Fredricka my darling.

He named the teeny tiny dildo for virgins jack

 

[jack]

He named the teeny tiny dildo for virgins jack

Another failed No Yuo from Double A

 

[Fredricka]

Another failed No Yuo from Double A

How is it failed? Write me a full and frank explanation that even Seamajor could understand

 

[Flynn]

Lockmoron-
“I traveled to Florida last month with a pistol grip 12ga super black dildo, a 10mm pistol action anal pumper, a 1911 45ACP pistol grip rectum wrecker, a 357 mag dildo revolver, and a shitload of LOOB The Britts would have shat themselves knowing such a big faggot was in town “

Gross.

 

[X]

Gross.

They’re just names of the assorted toys of his butt brigade, you wanna see gross watch how it flaps in the wind after a proper pummeling

 

[X]

 

[Flynn]

They’re just names of the assorted toys of his butt brigade, you wanna see gross watch how it flaps in the wind after a proper pummeling

OMG.

 

[Adam]

x's crappy thread is like one of those silent discos

I decided to pay the chank bored a brief visit the other day and rattle the cages which the regs reside in...

I learned several things, Lokmar doesn't like animals, the place is even deader than before and they've built a huge Star of David shrine and altar, which Herman, Lokmar and co use each day (in between impotently bitching about this place of course) to worship Israel.

They're a strange bunch.

 

[Fredricka]

They’re just names of the assorted toys of his butt brigade, you wanna see gross watch how it flaps in the wind after a proper pummeling

They haven't mentioned you over there yet, it's all about Adam still haha at u

 

[X]

They haven't mentioned you over there yet, it's all about Adam still haha at u

They’re very particular in regards to where they spill thier tearZ ha ha

 

[Everlast]

His wife probably ass fucks him with all those toys of his. Fucking edgelorded little bitch. Nothing to him besides those "guns" he wouldn't last a night in any ghetto on this planet.

 

[Fredricka]

Lockmoron-
“I traveled to Florida last month with a pistol grip 12ga super black dildo, a 10mm pistol action anal pumper, a 1911 45ACP pistol grip rectum wrecker, a 357 mag dildo revolver, and a shitload of LOOB The Britts would have shat themselves knowing such a big faggot was in town “

You finally got a mention over there, I quote "All she wanted was some anal"

 

[Seamajor]

You finally got a mention over there, I quote "All she wanted was some anal"

Sounds logical