Murdy calls out SSS for the fatality forum death match!!!!! RRRawr!!!

[Murdy]

fight me! You drunken pathetic excuse for a fuck boy!!!!

 

[Lily]

Are you going to let her talk to you like that @SirSuperSouthern?

 

[Murdy]

Are you going to let her talk to you like that @SirSuperSouthern?

He is having reservations cause….

He can’t 2 step!

 

[Lily]

He is having reservations cause….

He can’t 2 step!

Is this a dance off?

I'm down with that. Watching two Caucasians "get down"...well, that can be highly entertaining.

eta: I'll need video for that.

 

[Admin.]

@SirSuperSouthern The only thing out of Texas is Steers and Queers, and I don't see any Longhorn on you!

 

[Lily]

@SirSuperSouthern The only thing out of Texas is Steers and Queers, and I don't see any Longhorn on you!

Are you sure you want to see his longhorn?

 

[Admin.]

Are you sure you want to see his longhorn?

Not at all, just expressing doubt.

 

[Lily]

Not at all, just expressing doubt.

Oh, well I was wondering. *scratches head*

 

[Murdy]

My battle cry is designated to the tried and true… fight me on these terms, if you are true Texan and southern gentleman.

 

[Murdy]

Are you sure you want to see his longhorn?

I’ve got him wrangled!

 

[Fredricka]

Take him down murdy, don't give him no quarter pounders

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

So how many rounds is this shitfest supposed to go? I ask because I want to bet on which round will be the KO.

 

[Murdy]

So how many rounds is this shitfest supposed to go? I ask because I want to bet on which round will be the KO.

You can place a bet on 1-12 and winner takes all in my pools.

 

[Murdy]

I love Bruce Lee because he studied art and poetry and decided the best course of action was to punch someone right in the face.

Is the southern fried blowhard alive and well… has he see my callout match thread based on his knowledge of “country music” ????

Here’s a little shout out for our dirty LOWbuttfuck Doger from Texas… can you stipulate to your own genera????

Well, can ya… PUNK?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You can place a bet on 1-12 and winner takes all in my pools.

Ok, I'm laying 2 hundo on you doing a KO on SSS in the 6th round. Please don't disappoint.

 

[Seamajor]

I don’t know SSS, but I like his dog

 

[The Scoundrel]

Well, can ya… PUNK?

None of you were ever punks.

You might be old enough but you never had the guts.

For some of us Punk was just background music to our already radical nature.

Jeez. None of youz even took a shit outside.

No hiding at the back. I mean YOU.

 

[Admin.]

I don’t know SSS, but I like his dog

He seems ok but like a lot of us, he can get a little full of himself at times according to me.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I think this thread is awesome. Here's my stamp of approval:

Did you @Murdy make this thread after your herpes righteously flared up when you sat down earlier in dismay to think about your life? Making an SSS callout thread to the net-death was a marvelous conclusion to reach. Like the rest of the on-lookers here, I'm finally proud of you. It's the best way to go out on your own terms.

So this is how shit goes here from now on:

You walk behind me at all times with your head covered and bowed, making you the authority on dirt here.

No, you can never legally drive a car again because State Farm will soon start denying your type because Caitlin Clark decided to go live and play somewhere in Western Europe. It's officially over for women here.


Any fucking way, I intentionally bump into fat women in the frozen sections in grocery stores these days. I act like I was reaching for something in there too. "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't see you there." They always giggle at that line. I always hope I left a bruise...



SSS
- Who the fuck here buys the light version of Philidelphia cream cheese?

 

[Blandscape]

Always enjoyed a SSS match thread and his subsequent meltdowns, and I'm looking forward to Murdy murdering him with the panache of a celloist making sweet music as she stabs him wiff da pointy bit.

It will be a concerti of concerted effort on her part, and a rhapsody of blood gurgling on his.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm fucked up right now and have no fucking idea what the fuck you just said...



SSS
- Also forgot who the fuck you were?

 

[Murdy]

None of you were ever punks.

You might be old enough but you never had the guts.

For some of us Punk was just background music to our already radical nature.

Jeez. None of youz even took a shit outside.

No hiding at the back. I mean YOU.

I’m not a punk!


I built a quarter pipe in my concrete jungle backyard with my little brothers that was the preamble of the skate park that was filled by a tractor with sand during the pandemic.

Dogtown baby

 

[Murdy]

I'm fucked up right now and have no fucking idea what the fuck you just said...



SSS
- Also forgot who the fuck you were?

The lies you tell yourself to sleep at night…

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Then there are the lies you probably bother the forum with that I'm sure I'd be proud of - all women lie all the time. So you're safe. You're fine. The good news is that you're a confirmed woman here, unlike Flynn.

So what's up? Why did you stupidly call for me like underappreciated incels do demons? Ah, stupidly. Confirmed blond. We're getting somewhere.

What do you want from me? Some respect? Lust after you? A free fucking meal ticket here in Austin after I fly you into the world's capital to enjoy Me, Mexican martinis, live bands, and the great oncoming weather? Nooooot bad, if I do say so myself.

Trouble is, I've already read about how much trouble you are in RL. No thanks, I'd rather get Dove down here and shoot her up with bogus fentanyl and grudge fuck her comatose hobbit-sized body. She'd shit herself before I could snort Viagra-cut cocaine so anal would be out of the question unless I was listening to GG Allin and felt the need to take pictures worthy of the internet. I sometimes do that...



SSS
- Make a stronger case for yourself.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Why are you tards posting unnecessary YT music videos that all suck? Here's a relevant one:





SSS
- Uh huh.

 

[Murdy]

Then there are the lies you probably bother the forum with that I'm sure I'd be proud of - all women lie all the time. So you're safe. You're fine. The good news is that you're a confirmed woman here, unlike Flynn.

So what's up? Why did you stupidly call for me like underappreciated incels do demons? Ah, stupidly. Confirmed blond. We're getting somewhere.

What do you want from me? Some respect? Lust after you? A free fucking meal ticket here in Austin after I fly you into the world's capital to enjoy Me, Mexican martinis, live bands, and the great oncoming weather? Nooooot bad, if I do say so myself.

Trouble is, I've already read about how much trouble you are in RL. No thanks, I'd rather get Dove down here and shoot her up with bogus fentanyl and grudge fuck her comatose hobbit-sized body. She'd shit herself before I could snort Viagra-cut cocaine so anal would be out of the question unless I was listening to GG Allin and felt the need to take pictures worthy of the internet. I sometimes do that...



SSS
- Make a stronger case for yourself.

This is where you are wrong…

I don’t do anal. She does tho and you know this so… um HELL NAW

 

[Murdy]

oh where or where is my flametard gyro now… can you smell the freshly baked cookies I’ve left on the windowsill while you stalk my effervescence across the intrawebs…

 

[Murdy]

I think this thread is awesome. Here's my stamp of approval:

Did you @Murdy make this thread after your herpes righteously flared up when you sat down earlier in dismay to think about your life? Making an SSS callout thread to the net-death was a marvelous conclusion to reach. Like the rest of the on-lookers here, I'm finally proud of you. It's the best way to go out on your own terms.

So this is how shit goes here from now on:

You walk behind me at all times with your head covered and bowed, making you the authority on dirt here.

No, you can never legally drive a car again because State Farm will soon start denying your type because Caitlin Clark decided to go live and play somewhere in Western Europe. It's officially over for women here.


Any fucking way, I intentionally bump into fat women in the frozen sections in grocery stores these days. I act like I was reaching for something in there too. "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't see you there." They always giggle at that line. I always hope I left a bruise...



SSS
- Who the fuck here buys the light version of Philidelphia cream cheese?

I have everything delivered… it’s alarming since the last $25 burger I ordered was dropped off by someone who has never had health insurance…

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm fucked up right now and have no fucking idea what the fuck you (Blandscape) just said...



SSS
- Also forgot who the fuck you were?

Um @Murdy? I was talking to @Blandscape, who I'd forgotten about, not you. Which of us is the clown, hmmmm?



SSS
- I would stuff myself in a clown car if all the others were busty short females.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

oh where or where is my flametard gyro now

Alright nice one...



SSS
- We got plenty of Mexicans here but heroes aren't nearly as easy to find, outside of my house.