My Ignore list

[Blandscape]

I will serve. I will be of service.

Yes you will.

 

[Blandscape]

11 pages and counting yet so far nobody has actually taken me up on my offer.
Oh there's plenty of failure contained herein, but it's not mine.

There is no offer, your principles like your opinions metamorphosise into nuffing but a cloud of vapor like a chain smoker vanishing in a hall of broken mirrors.

 

[Garraty_47]

There is no offer, your principles like your opinions metamorphosise into nuffing but a cloud of vapor like a chain smoker vanishing in a hall of broken mirrors.

And you base that on... the condition that nobody even tried?

Looks more like you're stating a fact not supported by the evidence.
A rookie failure to do logic properly.

Are you feeling okay?

 

[Blandscape]

And you base that on... the condition that nobody even tried?

Looks more like you're stating a fact not supported by the evidence.
A rookie failure to do logic properly.

Are you feeling okay?

Yeah, I feel strangely fine today, watching you struggle unfortunately for you and Cookie, has never been a struggle for me G.

 

[Garraty_47]

Yeah, I feel strangely fine today, watching you struggle unfortunately for you and Cookie, has never been a struggle for me G.

Glad to hear it yet also a bit concerned about the lack of self-awareness it displays.

Or maybe you've been spending too much time jousting with the squires and stableboys; gotten a bit lazy perhaps? Unaccustomed to joining the lists against someone who actually knows which end of a horse does the thinking?

I understand.
We'll take it slow until you're back in fighting form.

<sips coffee>

In your own time.
And don't forget to do some stretches first... wouldn't want to sprain a frontal lobe.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I wonder if I ever landed anyone's ignore list

 

[Garraty_47]

I wonder if I ever landed anyone's ignore list

 

[Blandscape]

Or maybe you've been spending too much time jousting with the squires and stableboys; gotten a bit lazy perhaps? Unaccustomed to joining the lists against someone who actually knows which end of a horse does the thinking?
<sips coffee>

You seem to be off your tits on coffee quite a lot now G.

I appreciate your intervention, I can only hope upon hope that you do not hope you are on my lists.

After all, running over squires and stable-hands on my heavy horse gives me no pleasure. Watching you tilt, find the lance too heavy and then plummet at a trot into the ground while impaling yourself, only serves to provide kudos to the ol'adage,
if you can't beat them, join them.

Your metaphorical horse knows more than you do, and is already stampeding through the training protocols of an unhinged rider, while I am reduced to traducing myself at a light gallop.

We are not tilting at the lists, I am just reminding you you are not on them.

 

[Garraty_47]

You seem to be off your tits on coffee quite a lot now G.

Same as ever, actually.
I guess you were just too busy hammering the dents out of your helmet to notice.

Or did you think

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was not as serious as your commitment to over-engineering clever-sounding turns of phrase? I assure you it is and was from the start.

I appreciate your intervention, I can only hope upon hope that you do not hope you are on my lists.

Perish the thought m'lord, if only because that hen-scratch you call penmanship precludes me not only from reading your lists but from discerning a list from anything else you feel necessary to immortalize in your peculiar brand of hieroglyphic notation.

We are not tilting at the lists, I am just reminding you you are not on them.

Are you sure?
The squiggle near the top of this page looks like it could be a "G".

Although now that I look again it could also be some sort of pictogram representing a...

...turtle? Maple leaf? Bird of some sort?

Honestly ol' pal: you should really work on improving that handwriting.

You don't really expect us to blithely take your word that a sheaf full of semi-random scrawl is not only a list but that it contains or doesn't contain something in particular?

Be reasonable!

 

[X]

Boreitty

 

[Lily]

Boreitty

He's as exciting as a tepid cup of tea.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Show me how mentioning your pencil dick once in 20 years, can be construed as a compulsive behaviour.



You had your podcast that attained 17 views across multiple platforms, and it has attired you intellectually in nuffing, but a rags to rags story of you confusing fact, with the familiarity of your own failure.

Dont even pretend we have any kind of history as I barely noticed you before BF and not much since.

The reason was made clear, I skim forums for about 5 mins to half an hour. I'm fucked if I am spending it listening to one of your incoherent bore fests for 20 mins.

Most traction was 160 on rumble but whatever my motives are multiple and you missed all of them, learning new tec, having fun and establishing part of an underground network post authoritarianism.

You prob wont get another response as you've already exhausted anything to use as a prop. 4 sentences, short and sweet, well mini paragraphs I'm in the third week of the icky so you got lucky.

 

[The Prowler]

Who fucking even truly cared who you ignored, it's just you trying to look cool in the collusion between your ability to create interest in what yo have to say, with our inability to successfully interact with our own ability to be bored.

I enjoyed this thread because there wasn't much else worth responding too.

"to"

 

[Blandscape]

Same as ever, actually.
I guess you were just too busy hammering the dents out of your helmet to notice.

Or did you think

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was not as serious as your commitment to over-engineering clever-sounding turns of phrase? I assure you it is and was from the start.



Perish the thought m'lord, if only because that hen-scratch you call penmanship precludes me not only from reading your lists but from discerning a list from anything else you feel necessary to immortalize in your peculiar brand of hieroglyphic notation.



Are you sure?
The squiggle near the top of this page looks like it could be a "G".

Although now that I look again it could also be some sort of pictogram representing a...

...turtle? Maple leaf? Bird of some sort?

Honestly ol' pal: you should really work on improving that handwriting.

You don't really expect us to blithely take your word that a sheaf full of semi-random scrawl is not only a list but that it contains or doesn't contain something in particular?

Be reasonable!

You see how this works in my idea of real time. I come back during my intermission with reality and get to read summfing worth reading. Alas, it made as much sense to me as a Cookie Monster in charge of a tin of alphabet spaghetti.

Being reasonable here, is like watching a bird afraid of heights trying to take its first flight, a turtle with no shell trying to make it to the surf on a crab infested moonlit beach, or a maple leaf during autumnal fall coincidentally landing in an open 55 gallon drum of maple fucking syrup.

I have no idea just how stupidity conceives its value herein, but I can assure you that it as random as this whole thread has proved to be. Man demands respect for ignoring posters without naming them, and then seems to get upset that no-one can determine who he is ignoring and why. Man also decides that he has left a litany of clues for any black and white film noir buff to follow.

I don't expect much here, even blithely, but I do expect a degree of challenge that accidently might entertain me.

It has become patently obvious that the OP seems to be au fait with an inability to communicate his own angst.

Dat's OK, I am here to help, whit's unreasonable aboot dat?

 

[Blandscape]

The reason was made clear, I skim forums for about 5 mins to half an hour. I'm fucked if I am spending it listening to one of your incoherent bore fests for 20 mins.

Weird how you alight then at a podcast that demands we watch you sweat like a fat man eating a vindaloo, for 30 minutes plus. You do know that you don't need to order takeout don't ye, and that your opinion although appreciated, is never actually appreciated?

Please tell us dat there interweb has not convinced you you have any actual validity, in terms of political virtue or social interflection.

Not a question Cookie.

 

[Garraty_47]

You see how this works in my idea of real time. I come back during my intermission with reality and get to read summfing worth reading. Alas, it made as much sense to me as a Cookie Monster in charge of a tin of alphabet spaghetti.

Easily befuddled:

Check

Being reasonable here, is like watching a bird afraid of heights trying to take its first flight, a turtle with no shell trying to make it to the surf on a crab infested moonlit beach, or a maple leaf during autumnal fall coincidentally landing in an open 55 gallon drum of maple fucking syrup.

Fear of reasonableness:

Check

I have no idea just how stupidity conceives its value herein, but I can assure you that it as random as this whole thread has proved to be. Man demands respect for ignoring posters without naming them, and then seems to get upset that no-one can determine who he is ignoring and why. Man also decides that he has left a litany of clues for any black and white film noir buff to follow.

Still pretends I never poasted "IF you know of someone on my Ignore list..." thereby excusing everyone else to fuck off and Reply to some other thread:

Big ol' Check

I don't expect much here, even blithely, but I do expect a degree of challenge that accidently might entertain me.

It has become patently obvious that the OP seems to be au fait with an inability to communicate his own angst.

Imagining "angst" where none exists:

Check (with added note: Projection?)

Dat's OK, I am here to help, whit's unreasonable aboot dat?

The only one who apparently needs "help" here is you my friend... and while you're there see if they can work with you on that legibility issue. It might well be caused by something a neurologist is uniquely qualified to fix.

Keeping my fingers crossed!

 

[Blandscape]

Watching you post a thread and then watching you try to remind us why you posted a thread and then wondering why anyone has the pure audacity to ask you if you should have posted the thread, is unique only to your particular posting style.

It's like watching dementia in real time, security checking for a shoe bomb at a suicide vest convention, or checking out of all things sensical.

Of course you have angst, you prove it every time you post. Ignoring everyone else will never alleviate you from the guilt that tortures you G.

Check.

 

[Garraty_47]

Ignoring everyone else

Obviously demonstrably and absurdly untrue.

CHECK!

 

[Kirk]

He's as exciting as a tepid cup of tea.

So, if Gary's ignore list is based on people posting garbage in garbage out, and he is adamant about not embracing said garbage, he must have 75% of the Blue Cashew on ignore, given how much peeeedope talk, disgusting made-up personal information, and toxic politics forms the basis of that site' "content".

Why has he not posted a similar "My ignore lost" thread at BC...perhaps because all these male community members are self-righteous, sanctimonious hypocrites.

Their is not an enema big enough to expel of all the shit that is posted day after day by many of these people.

 

[Blandscape]

Isn't G a mod at BC?

 

[Blandscape]

So, he puts peeps on ignore here, while putting no-one on ignore at the most racist, vapid shit pit to ever survive an internet connection?

 

[Blandscape]

Is dat site not owned by Flea?

 

[Garraty_47]

Isn't G a mod at BC?

Here and there but strictly in a tech support role (cleaning up legacy code in some poasts).

My "duties" there begin and end with that.

 

[Blandscape]

Flea the most talentless excrement to be wiped over the shag-pile of strife in the legacy of who fucking cares!

 

[Blandscape]

Here and there but strictly in a tech support role (cleaning up legacy code in some poasts).

My "duties" there begin and end with that.

Really!

 

[Garraty_47]

So, he puts peeps on ignore here, while putting no-one on ignore at the most racist, vapid shit pit to ever survive an internet connection?

You're SOOOO close to grokking it...

...the Ignore list isn't about a difference of opinion.

As I've always said.

 

[Blandscape]

Of course it is boy...it was never anything but.

 

[Lily]

So, if Gary's ignore list is based on people posting garbage in garbage out, and he is adamant about not embracing said garbage, he must have 75% of the Blue Cashew on ignore, given how much peeeedope talk, disgusting made-up personal information, and toxic politics forms the basis of that site' "content".

Why has he not posted a similar "My ignore lost" thread at BC...perhaps because all these male community members are self-righteous, sanctimonious hypocrites.

Their is not an enema big enough to expel of all the shit that is posted day after day by many of these people.

I agree wholeheartedly.

He bobs in a sea surrounded by the flotsam and jetsam of a sunken ship of mentally ill patients launched off the coast of an island in the middle of the South Pacific.

This island was where the deviants were sent off to cut them off from normal people. Blue Cashew Island it was called. It was the perfect description for the madhouse that it was.

A year or so after being populated by the deviantly insane, they themselves couldn't figure out what to do with the most aggressive and stupid of them. They put them on a ship that had arrived to bring them supplies, unwanted even here at The Blue Cashew Island, home of the nutty.

After a few days, they mutinied. They weren't sure why, something set them off. It was never clear what was going through their heads. They violently rioted. One of the strangest of the creatures decided to burn it all. The fire raged through the ship, surrounded by water, yet they were unable to extinguish the blaze.

The captain of this ship, who had taken many trips to this island, was flummoxxed to find himself floating among the debris as I said before. How had he gotten himself into this mess?

Well, Captain Garraty had volunteered to captain this ship designed to ship deviants to their final destination

It was interesting choice to the casual observer. However, there were those discerning enough to see that though he wasn't as nutty and violently aggressive as most on the island, he wasn't particularly well either.

What was Captain Garraty to do now?

It was said that the last thing that was heard was him ranting and flailing about in the water. Apparently, he was angry at the sane who tried telling him that something was wrong with him

He had ignored them and embraced the drupes. His fate was sealed.

 

[X]

I appreciate you ignoring me
As I’ve mentioned before you’re an incredibly boring human being hearing your drawl is coma inducing

 

[X]

You're SOOOO close to grokking it...

...the Ignore list isn't about a difference of opinion.

As I've always said.

It’s about you’re a poosy ?

a boring poosy, I didn’t think a poosy could ever be boring but look at you