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I was a born a lovely Flamegel:
Literally born for it:
So what was I going to do with my life? Ahah!!!
Ya, I'm a shining example of Americans.
Is it cool to slaughter the sand nuggets? You're goddamn Muhammed right it is!
Is it cool to slay the ones here in Big Tex?
No!? Well then, time to switch sides like Whar Ghoul. Blowing up Saint Jude's Hospital for kids with cancer would cause both panic and relief to the grief-stricken parents who watched their kids suffer every day.
Yeah fags, I have a 60+-year-old throne. You?
I then took up a habit of sprinkling angel dust on my crack rocks. Here's me in the wig I needed for fast money.
Fuck it, Imma start taking out student loans - college here I come! I obviously needed a tutor so I hired Dave Brokie when he was way down his luck.
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Thanks man, Imma buy your new album when it comes out instead of just stealing it. You're the fuckin' man, brah!
Winding down now, here's what I do these pleasant days.
That's right, Imma babysitter.
Here's one of me looking gorgeous for my trip to an orphanage.
SSS
- too lazy to flip that last one
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Literally born for it:
So what was I going to do with my life? Ahah!!!
Ya, I'm a shining example of Americans.
Is it cool to slaughter the sand nuggets? You're goddamn Muhammed right it is!
Is it cool to slay the ones here in Big Tex?
No!? Well then, time to switch sides like Whar Ghoul. Blowing up Saint Jude's Hospital for kids with cancer would cause both panic and relief to the grief-stricken parents who watched their kids suffer every day.
Yeah fags, I have a 60+-year-old throne. You?
I then took up a habit of sprinkling angel dust on my crack rocks. Here's me in the wig I needed for fast money.
Fuck it, Imma start taking out student loans - college here I come! I obviously needed a tutor so I hired Dave Brokie when he was way down his luck.
Results
Thanks man, Imma buy your new album when it comes out instead of just stealing it. You're the fuckin' man, brah!
Winding down now, here's what I do these pleasant days.
That's right, Imma babysitter.
Here's one of me looking gorgeous for my trip to an orphanage.
SSS
- too lazy to flip that last one
____________________________________________________________
Still interested, compelled to keep scrolling this thread I didn't say much in? Good for you, you win these active twats if a moderator here cares to make the babes gif.
