No One Found Guilty of P.I. Crimes.

[Lily]

Well, the deep state can do what it wants with my info, I don't fucking care.

The corporations just want to sell you things...anything you're willing to buy.

 

[Frood]

Well, the deep state can do what it wants with my info, I don't fucking care.

Depends on your age and ambitions. The internet is forever.

 

[Lily]

...and I remember Dante - He, and you actually, mistook me for the departed Dante and were quite unrelenting in attempted persecutions. Me and Spoon used to laugh about that.
Bygones.

Dante decided to troll me in pm. Big mistake on her part.

 

[Admin.]

Dante decided to troll me in pm. Big mistake on her part.

Wow that’s crazy, and now the tub of lard we call @No One is hiding in the shadows waiting to spring into action with his ever ready poop emoji

 

[Frood]

Um... which person is the tub of lard. Please clarify.

 

[Lily]

I got a PM from you know No One: . It's official, he's a chubby chaser.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

@No One

You have been ordered to reply to this thread in a timely and orderly fashion, per the Bastard Factory rules regarding a Tard indictment. At this time, myself and other members of the board want to question you about Lily's alarming assertions that you were the culprit that gave Aryan her never before posted picture that has become a symbol for more education on health and mental wellness.

All myself and a few of my fellow board members want to know is why Lily's photo was given to you in the first place. I am left scratching my head.

*Puts on reading glasses*

From February 4th 2020 to January 2nd 2025, there have been and I quote,

"339 complaints to a forum owners, along with an additional 9,523 pm's to various moderators spread out across cyberspace in regards to posters picking on and/or posting her National Geographic Cover Page that stretched 9 city blocks."

*Takes off reading glasses*

What myself and the board want to know is why would she give you her picture, No one? Was she in love with you? Did you smell like a Slim Jim? Please explain your relationship with Lily.

**Failure to answer within 72 hours may result in administrative action, such as having to french kiss admin for one hour.

**Providing false and inaccurate answers may lead to administrative action such as making you listen to Martini's podcasts for 122 hours straight.

Reported for false info.
Women don't need many opinions nor reading glasses.
Women need many shoes & purses.
This has been verified by many a live-in mans.

Care to respond Flynn?

How pleadest thou?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Dante decided to troll me in pm. Big mistake on her part.

1) does dante have a vagina
2) can it be fuct?

 

[Flynn]

@No One

You have until 12am Monday morning, or you will be found of contempt.

I recommend having Reggie Essent or a rock represent you if you cannot travel to this thread.

 

[Flynn]

Reported for false info.
Women don't need many opinions nor reading glasses.
Women need many shoes & purses.
This has been verified by many a live-in mans.

Care to respond Flynn?

How pleadest thou?

No comment at this time.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@No One

You have until 12am Monday morning, or you will be found of contempt.

I recommend having Reggie Essent or a rock represent you if you cannot travel to this thread.

I think Deport, er, I mean @No One is a little afraid of you, Flynnie, his obsession with TPotF or whatever aside.

 

[Admin.]

I think Deport, er, I mean @No One is a little afraid of you, Flynnie, his obsession with TPotF or whatever aside.

Chubby @No One is a frightened little boy. Who hides in the shadows waiting for one of the “cool kids” to come back him up, just like Jackie.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

@No One

You have until 12am Monday morning, or you will be found of contempt.

I recommend having Reggie Essent or a rock represent you if you cannot travel to this thread.

Contempt this

 

[Flynn]

@No One

Since you refused to answer for yourself or have someone represent you, I'm afraid you leave this board no choice but to find you guilty of P.I. spreading, namely the National Geographic pullout of Lily at Yellowstone.

It is also mandated that you will be sanctioned when it comes to any and all polls here. Furthermore, any record of you and your activities will be summarily erased.

You have 30 days to appeal this ruling.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Appeal this

 

[Lily]

Who else is shocked by the outcome of this thread?

Me neither.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Who else is shocked by the outcome of this thread?

Me neither.

I'm not shocked, but just mildly bemused.

 

[Fredricka]

Who else is shocked by the outcome of this thread?

Me neither.

Larry waving his winky around? No I'm not surprised either

 

[Lily]

I'm not shocked, but just mildly bemused.

He's a proven coward. Flynn did prove that.

 

[Admin.]

Who else is shocked by the outcome of this thread?

Me neither.

Anyone who knows @No One knows he’s a cowardly backstabbing little man, just like his current little buddy @Jack

 

[Lily]

Larry waving his winky around? No I'm not surprised either

Okaaaay.

 

[Lily]

Anyone who knows @No One knows he’s a cowardly backstabbing little man, just like his current little buddy @Jack

Words must really hurt him.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Larry waving his winky around? No I'm not surprised either

C'mon, give me a hug.

 

[Lily]

C'mon, give me a hug.

You have to promise Freddie you'll keep your weiner in your pants. This is not negotaible.

 

[Fredricka]

C'mon, give me a hug.

Have you put clothes on yet?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You have to promise Freddie you'll keep your weiner in your pants. This is a not negotaible.

In that case, no deal.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Have you put clothes on yet?

I'm wearing a bright orange Speedo.

 

[Admin.]

I'm wearing a bright orange Speedo.

You misspelled Tangerine

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You misspelled Tangerine

Oh wow, I remember hearing that song years ago.

 

[Lily]

Come on Deport @No One

Hash it out with me. Make Freddie happy.