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So Spoon, or not Spoon - When are you going to either admit that you are Spoon or tell us who we have previously known you as?Ever notice that nobody ever cries about "my" face but you and a couple of coattail riders? Now THERE's a freakshow.
See - all of us old timers, just use our familiar names, or if some choose a new one then they don't try to fool anyone that they are someone else (which is sooooo 2007).
So are you Spoon, Peaches, La Hire etc., or a mystery poster who we might know by another name?
PS: Okay, see, fine - Let me clarify
Take Reggie Essent (who I call Raggie Peasant for obvious reasons)
.If there was anyone who should want to divorce himself from past failure by taking a new name and passing himself off as someone new, well
. it would be him. But even he doesn't try to hide from his embarrassment.
Now Spoon - well he was a damn fine poster - educated, informed, interesting, funny
and having no reason to hide his identity.
Now you - you've come on here and simulated Spoon's persona closely enough that virtually everyone familiar with Spoon thinks you are him. No way that's an accident of similarity. Nature does not reproduce personalities, physical features etc so closely that one can not be distinguish from another. One must conclude that you either are Spoon or an imposter, and since we have concluded that Spoon has no reason to hide from his past, we then must see you as an imposter, and one who knows Spoon well enough that we must also know, from the past, the imposter - you.
So the question is - who is it that is so ashamed by his past performance on these message boards that he is hiding his known identity from us.
Care to enlighten your audience?
Dewd, as you well know....you'rve been haranguing me in DMs ever since I fucking got here, more than 500 posts ago, and I don't post all that often.
Care to enlighten YOUR audience as to why you're now taking this public?
I've told you what I've told others. I came here partly with the intent of channeling the poster who is most often known for calling himself Spoon, or for purposes of this audience, Peaches. I did so because I know that a few of these ass hats are gut-hooked on his past exploits, and because I find his style easy to emulate.
I've already told you that I've had a lurking presence at many of the forums you know, as well as many forums you may not know but some others here do know. I've already told you that my most public presence anywhere was on the Vapor forum and especially the Farmer forum before the time of the CO flame forum. Even in my more public roles such as when I had a panel on Farmer's forum, I was never a heavy poster. But I was a heavy reader at times., and sometimes had a heavy DM activity with selected people including Spoon.
I don't out people, including myself. In all that time, only two people have ever known my personal details and both are retired from forum life. I plan to keep it at two.
Sorry, Spoon, but you have an extremely overinflated conception of your ... obscure message board legacy.
I was a Global at Farmer's forum before the time of the CO "flame forum." I was Atlas Collins there -- or did you forget? I don't remember anyone who poasted like you except Spoon. Much less anyone who had a panel there at that time that exhibited the erudition with which you poast.
That was the time when Reggie_Essent was born, you might recall, and that grand all-time troll that was his nascence. Reggie could not have pulled off that troll without an inside panel presence ... and I was Atlas Collins.
Sorry to hook your lead out of the water in such a fashion, but your troll has utterly failed.