Pet Peeves

I just don't pretend to be a googlectual know-it-all. That shit impresses no one, you obviously missed the memo...
Calm yourself down and do a google search, life is too short to be pissed off over words, learn what it means if it’s important to you, or move the fuck on.
 
“I don’t understand that word, why are the Jews making me look stupid?” Low Information Faerie Anne
 
When you don't bring enough filtered water with you into a really hot long bath and you're forced to drink chlorinated tap water that leaves a nasty aftertaste.
 
When you're taxing a long relaxing hot bath but have to dry off, poo, shower, then get back in the tub. It's so unfair that Lily gets some of those helpful fish.

 
All California haters should simply stay the fuck away
I don't hate California my dearest. I realize California is a place loved for good weather. Which is universal to humanity. Vs loved for politics. Which is divisive to humanity.
 
When do Californians even think of Wisconsin or any other state?
Yaknow my liberally progressive niece mentioned to me the idea of buying & fixing up single family homes to make the neighborhood unaffordable to people who originally lived there. I.e. gentrification.

And I immediately thought of California.

California. A blue now unnaffordable place that makes fun of Arkansas which is still an affordable place.

The answer my friend is as Bob Dylan exclaimed blowing in the wind. It changes. It grows. It never settles nor dwells. It is comforted by discomfort.

The end is not any answer. It is every question.

The answer is an asscheek constantly shifting to settle the other asscheek so no swamp ass develops.

Compromise. Lions tigers bears oh my compromise.
 
Ironically, California has tied with Louisiana for the highest national poverty rate..... 17.7%....

Lulz
To be the very humans you denigrate in Arkansas as republican failure yet embrace as californian success stories.

Forgive them god for their logic knows not of what they fail to attest as liberalism.
 
To be the very humans you denigrate in Arkansas as republican failure yet embrace as californian success stories.

Forgive them god for their logic knows not of what they fail to attest as liberalism.

Get off the junk, carrot top.

I made no mention of Arkansas or Republicanism.

Logic! Start to employ it!