Random Facts About You

[Breakfall]

I hate big game hunters. Especially the ones who don’t eat elephant meat.

Not familiar with elephant meat but typically, the meat from safari hunts go to the local population and feeds them. If you shoot a kudo, you might get a steak from it that night but you arent taking it home.

Not necessarily. In Zimbabwe we had a black man hired just to kill poachers. When a poacher was shot, he was buried in the corn field never to be seen again. The climate in Africa is extremely hot and the meat spoils quickly. Whoever told you that the meat goes to the local community was either lying to you or it was a very isolated case.

 

[Breakfall]

I throw down obtuse amounts of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back and I've got wiper's OCD which requires 1-2 additional flushes...

C’mon, you should try one. Every civilised person should own one. It’s 2021...who in their right mind uses toilet paper for mopping up?
Toilet paper should only used sparingly to dab the edges...like a serviette at the corners of one’s mouth during formal dining!
:ThumbsUp3:

I bought two of those hand held bidets when the toilet paper disappeared from stores and sold out on Grove. I use bamboo tp from Grove, even that had sold out.

Its definitely become something I wont ever not have, they are awesome :ThumbsUp3:

Exactly, who wouldn’t like a little squirt of water on one’s tender bits? It’s one win humanity and the environment. :ThumbsUp3:

 

[Matt Smith]

My favorite pizza toppings are grilled chicken and ham.

 

[Frood]

I feel the need to projectile vomit if I smell big name laundry detergents and have to hold my breath in those aisles.

 

[Dove]

I throw down obtuse amounts of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back and I've got wiper's OCD which requires 1-2 additional flushes...

C’mon, you should try one. Every civilised person should own one. It’s 2021...who in their right mind uses toilet paper for mopping up?
Toilet paper should only used sparingly to dab the edges...like a serviette at the corners of one’s mouth during formal dining!
:ThumbsUp3:

I bought two of those hand held bidets when the toilet paper disappeared from stores and sold out on Grove. I use bamboo tp from Grove, even that had sold out.

Its definitely become something I wont ever not have, they are awesome :ThumbsUp3:

Exactly, who wouldn’t like a little squirt of water on one’s tender bits? It’s one win humanity and the environment. :ThumbsUp3:

I learned the hard way you gotta be really easy on the trigger.

I call it the power coochie washer lol. (Gotta stay true to my white trash roots no matter how sophisticated my hygiene is)

 

[Lokmar]

I hate big game hunters. Especially the ones who don’t eat elephant meat.

Not familiar with elephant meat but typically, the meat from safari hunts go to the local population and feeds them. If you shoot a kudo, you might get a steak from it that night but you arent taking it home.

Not necessarily. In Zimbabwe we had a black man hired just to kill poachers. When a poacher was shot, he was buried in the corn field never to be seen again. The climate in Africa is extremely hot and the meat spoils quickly. Whoever told you that the meat goes to the local community was either lying to you or it was a very isolated case.

I have a relative that has gone on Safari several times. They always feed the locals with the kills.

 

[Frood]

I throw down obtuse amounts of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back and I've got wiper's OCD which requires 1-2 additional flushes...

C’mon, you should try one. Every civilised person should own one. It’s 2021...who in their right mind uses toilet paper for mopping up?
Toilet paper should only used sparingly to dab the edges...like a serviette at the corners of one’s mouth during formal dining!
:ThumbsUp3:

I bought two of those hand held bidets when the toilet paper disappeared from stores and sold out on Grove. I use bamboo tp from Grove, even that had sold out.

Its definitely become something I wont ever not have, they are awesome :ThumbsUp3:

Exactly, who wouldn’t like a little squirt of water on one’s tender bits? It’s one win humanity and the environment. :ThumbsUp3:

I learned the hard way you gotta be really easy on the trigger.

I call it the power coochie washer lol. (Gotta stay true to my white trash roots no matter how sophisticated my hygiene is)

Fresh Coochies Matter!!!

 

[Seamajor]

I throw down obtuse amounts of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back and I've got wiper's OCD which requires 1-2 additional flushes...

C’mon, you should try one. Every civilised person should own one. It’s 2021...who in their right mind uses toilet paper for mopping up?
Toilet paper should only used sparingly to dab the edges...like a serviette at the corners of one’s mouth during formal dining!
:ThumbsUp3:

I bought two of those hand held bidets when the toilet paper disappeared from stores and sold out on Grove. I use bamboo tp from Grove, even that had sold out.

Its definitely become something I wont ever not have, they are awesome :ThumbsUp3:

Exactly, who wouldn’t like a little squirt of water on one’s tender bits? It’s one win humanity and the environment. :ThumbsUp3:

I learned the hard way you gotta be really easy on the trigger.

I call it the power coochie washer lol. (Gotta stay true to my white trash roots no matter how sophisticated my hygiene is)

Fresh Coochies Matter!!!

ugh. Yours doesn’t cum close DD

 

[Frood]

I throw down obtuse amounts of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back and I've got wiper's OCD which requires 1-2 additional flushes...

C’mon, you should try one. Every civilised person should own one. It’s 2021...who in their right mind uses toilet paper for mopping up?
Toilet paper should only used sparingly to dab the edges...like a serviette at the corners of one’s mouth during formal dining!
:ThumbsUp3:

I bought two of those hand held bidets when the toilet paper disappeared from stores and sold out on Grove. I use bamboo tp from Grove, even that had sold out.

Its definitely become something I wont ever not have, they are awesome :ThumbsUp3:

Exactly, who wouldn’t like a little squirt of water on one’s tender bits? It’s one win humanity and the environment. :ThumbsUp3:

I learned the hard way you gotta be really easy on the trigger.

I call it the power coochie washer lol. (Gotta stay true to my white trash roots no matter how sophisticated my hygiene is)

Fresh Coochies Matter!!!

ugh. Yours doesn’t cum close DD

Males don't have coochies, moron.

 

[Seamajor]

I throw down obtuse amounts of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back and I've got wiper's OCD which requires 1-2 additional flushes...

C’mon, you should try one. Every civilised person should own one. It’s 2021...who in their right mind uses toilet paper for mopping up?
Toilet paper should only used sparingly to dab the edges...like a serviette at the corners of one’s mouth during formal dining!
:ThumbsUp3:

I bought two of those hand held bidets when the toilet paper disappeared from stores and sold out on Grove. I use bamboo tp from Grove, even that had sold out.

Its definitely become something I wont ever not have, they are awesome :ThumbsUp3:

Exactly, who wouldn’t like a little squirt of water on one’s tender bits? It’s one win humanity and the environment. :ThumbsUp3:

I learned the hard way you gotta be really easy on the trigger.

I call it the power coochie washer lol. (Gotta stay true to my white trash roots no matter how sophisticated my hygiene is)

Fresh Coochies Matter!!!

ugh. Yours doesn’t cum close DD

Males don't have coochies, moron.

Probably Scabbies Dianna

 

[Frood]

I throw down obtuse amounts of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back and I've got wiper's OCD which requires 1-2 additional flushes...

C’mon, you should try one. Every civilised person should own one. It’s 2021...who in their right mind uses toilet paper for mopping up?
Toilet paper should only used sparingly to dab the edges...like a serviette at the corners of one’s mouth during formal dining!
:ThumbsUp3:

I bought two of those hand held bidets when the toilet paper disappeared from stores and sold out on Grove. I use bamboo tp from Grove, even that had sold out.

Its definitely become something I wont ever not have, they are awesome :ThumbsUp3:

Exactly, who wouldn’t like a little squirt of water on one’s tender bits? It’s one win humanity and the environment. :ThumbsUp3:

I learned the hard way you gotta be really easy on the trigger.

I call it the power coochie washer lol. (Gotta stay true to my white trash roots no matter how sophisticated my hygiene is)

Fresh Coochies Matter!!!

ugh. Yours doesn’t cum close DD

Males don't have coochies, moron.

Probably Scabbies Dianna

Do you have medical insurance?

 

[Seamajor]

Yeah in two countries. How’d ya deal with that case of scabbies?

 

[Frood]

Great... get your scabies attended to.

 

[Seamajor]

Great... get your scabies attended to.

Never had it Dianna. That filthy couch is probably the culprit

 

[Seamajor]

I could never live away from the ocean

 

[Frood]

Great... get your scabies attended to.

Never had it Dianna. That filthy couch is probably the culprit

My couch is brand new, douche nozzle...

You should still have your third world scabies looked at though....

 

[Seamajor]

Great... get your scabies attended to.

Never had it Dianna. That filthy couch is probably the culprit

My couch is brand new, douche nozzle...

You should still have your third world scabies looked at though....

Don’t you listen Dianna? I’ve never had it. You still have that couch, and a pack of smokes. Nothing much changes in your world.

 

[Matt Smith]

I once talked shit to Zedno Chara before a hockey game and he didn't kill me. He ended up with a Gordie Howe Hat Trick,

 

[Breakfall]

I throw down obtuse amounts of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back and I've got wiper's OCD which requires 1-2 additional flushes...

C’mon, you should try one. Every civilised person should own one. It’s 2021...who in their right mind uses toilet paper for mopping up?
Toilet paper should only used sparingly to dab the edges...like a serviette at the corners of one’s mouth during formal dining!
:ThumbsUp3:

I bought two of those hand held bidets when the toilet paper disappeared from stores and sold out on Grove. I use bamboo tp from Grove, even that had sold out.

Its definitely become something I wont ever not have, they are awesome :ThumbsUp3:

Exactly, who wouldn’t like a little squirt of water on one’s tender bits? It’s one win humanity and the environment. :ThumbsUp3:

I learned the hard way you gotta be really easy on the trigger.

I call it the power coochie washer lol. (Gotta stay true to my white trash roots no matter how sophisticated my hygiene is)

I did that in Indonesia in 2000. I was setting up a factory in Jakarta and there was only a well of water and saucepan to wash one’s arse there. So I decided to wait until I got back to the business hotel. I was hanging seriously for a shit by the time the taxi driver took the long way home. I just made it and shat and discovered this awesome side
When I finally made it back to my quart

I hate big game hunters. Especially the ones who don’t eat elephant meat.

Not familiar with elephant meat but typically, the meat from safari hunts go to the local population and feeds them. If you shoot a kudo, you might get a steak from it that night but you arent taking it home.

Not necessarily. In Zimbabwe we had a black man hired just to kill poachers. When a poacher was shot, he was buried in the corn field never to be seen again. The climate in Africa is extremely hot and the meat spoils quickly. Whoever told you that the meat goes to the local community was either lying to you or it was a very isolated case.

I have a relative that has gone on Safari several times. They always feed the locals with the kills.

Most of been a good Safari! :rightON:

 

[Oerdin]

I have a small greenhouse and love growing veggies hydroponically. I've learned by tutorials and have made all of my systems myself.

I'd like to get something like that set up in my backyard.

 

[Frood]

I once talked shit to Zedno Chara before a hockey game and he didn't kill me. He ended up with a Gordie Howe Hat Trick,

I got a free autographed baseball and a handshake from Johnny Bench because I volunteered to be a server at a BSA fund-raiser event in the late 80's where he was speaking....

He was really humble and nice.

 

[Breakfall]

I throw down obtuse amounts of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back and I've got wiper's OCD which requires 1-2 additional flushes...

C’mon, you should try one. Every civilised person should own one. It’s 2021...who in their right mind uses toilet paper for mopping up?
Toilet paper should only used sparingly to dab the edges...like a serviette at the corners of one’s mouth during formal dining!
:ThumbsUp3:

I bought two of those hand held bidets when the toilet paper disappeared from stores and sold out on Grove. I use bamboo tp from Grove, even that had sold out.

Its definitely become something I wont ever not have, they are awesome :ThumbsUp3:

Exactly, who wouldn’t like a little squirt of water on one’s tender bits? It’s one win humanity and the environment. :ThumbsUp3:

I learned the hard way you gotta be really easy on the trigger.

I call it the power coochie washer lol. (Gotta stay true to my white trash roots no matter how sophisticated my hygiene is)

I did that in Indonesia in 2000. I was setting up a factory in Jakarta and there was only a well of water and saucepan to wash one’s arse there. So I decided to wait until I got back to the business hotel. I was hanging seriously for a shit by the time the taxi driver took the long way home. I just made it and shat and discovered this awesome side
When I finally made it back to my quart

I hate big game hunters. Especially the ones who don’t eat elephant meat.

Not familiar with elephant meat but typically, the meat from safari hunts go to the local population and feeds them. If you shoot a kudo, you might get a steak from it that night but you arent taking it home.

Not necessarily. In Zimbabwe we had a black man hired just to kill poachers. When a poacher was shot, he was buried in the corn field never to be seen again. The climate in Africa is extremely hot and the meat spoils quickly. Whoever told you that the meat goes to the local community was either lying to you or it was a very isolated case.

I have a relative that has gone on Safari several times. They always feed the locals with the kills.

Most of been a good Safari! :rightON:

Anyway the nozzle took me by surprise too, and I had a shit fan of water on the back wall!

 

[deport_liberals]

I have never purchased toilet paper. I take it from public restrooms.

 

[Breakfall]

I have never purchased toilet paper. I take it from public restrooms.

That’s being a cheap arse! :LOL1:

 

[deport_liberals]

I have never purchased toilet paper. I take it from public restrooms.

That’s being a cheap arse! :LOL1:

White privilege in action.

 

[Frood]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

 

[Seamajor]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

I shower outside too. No need for hot water here

 

[Frood]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

I shower outside too. No need for hot water here

Are you trying to reach out to me?

 

[Seamajor]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

I shower outside too. No need for hot water here

Are you trying to reach out to me?

Are you outta smokes? I don’t use em

 

[Frood]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

I shower outside too. No need for hot water here

Are you trying to reach out to me?

Are you outta smokes? I don’t use em

I have a unicorn smoke generator which I robbed off a democrat...