Random Facts About You

[Seamajor]

Must be awesome for a lung cancer victims

 

[TheHaze]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

Same with my dog,do you also lay around and lick your ass and balls?

 

[Frood]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

Same with my dog,do you also lay around and lick your ass and balls?

If the neighbours aren't watching.... maybe, perhaps, perhaps?

 

[Dove]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

Same with my dog,do you also lay around and lick your ass and balls?

If the neighbours aren't watching.... maybe, perhaps, perhaps?

Show off!

 

[Matt Smith]

I like Peanut Butter cookies.

 

[X]

I love the sound of a gravel road under my bike tires . . . .

 

[Matt Smith]

My left foot is half a size bigger than my right foot.

 

[Oerdin]

If I am getting pizza for adults then I get the good stuff from the expensive places. If it is for kids then they get the $5 hot and ready at Little Ceasars or, if they are lucky, the $9.95 pizza at Costco. Frankly, the fancier stuff is all a waste on them as they will complain about every topping or ingredient they are unfamiliar with but they will happily scarf down the cardboard tasting $5 Little Ceasar's pizza.

 

[Matt Smith]

I prefer Dry Rubs on my wings and ribs. I hate wet sauce.

 

[Breakfall]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

Piss on the plants, it’s decent liquid fertiliser. If you have orchids, dilute 10:1 :rightON:

 

[Breakfall]

I prefer Dry Rubs on my wings and ribs. I hate wet sauce.

Chili and soy sauce is the bomb!

 

[Dove]

If I am getting pizza for adults then I get the good stuff from the expensive places. If it is for kids then they get the $5 hot and ready at Little Ceasars or, if they are lucky, the $9.95 pizza at Costco. Frankly, the fancier stuff is all a waste on them as they will complain about every topping or ingredient they are unfamiliar with but they will happily scarf down the cardboard tasting $5 Little Ceasar's pizza.

This is so true lol. My 4 year cried for 25 minutes because we got "adult pizza" and she hated it lol.

They love that cardboard with ketchup sauce and rubber cheese lol.

 

[Seamajor]

Thank Buda I’m done raising a family. I did an awesome job.

 

[Dove]

Thank Buda I’m done raising a family. I did an awesome job.

What?

Who are you talking to, Sea?

 

[Dove]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

Piss on the plants, it’s decent liquid fertiliser. If you have orchids, dilute 10:1 :rightON:

Orchids are my favorite and I grew several of them when I lived in Florida.

Never peed on them though!

 

[Seamajor]

Thank Buda I’m done raising a family. I did an awesome job.

What?

Who are you talking to, Sea?

Confused 5

 

[Frood]

^^^ raised a bunch of kids (with a boner...)

 

[Frood]

If I am getting pizza for adults then I get the good stuff from the expensive places. If it is for kids then they get the $5 hot and ready at Little Ceasars or, if they are lucky, the $9.95 pizza at Costco. Frankly, the fancier stuff is all a waste on them as they will complain about every topping or ingredient they are unfamiliar with but they will happily scarf down the cardboard tasting $5 Little Ceasar's pizza.

This is so true lol. My 4 year cried for 25 minutes because we got "adult pizza" and she hated it lol.

They love that cardboard with ketchup sauce and rubber cheese lol.

We have gotten our youngest a very basic gourmet pizza with maybe ham and tomato slices but secretly add in extra ingredients and don't tell her.... then she demands the same next time.

 

[Dove]

If I am getting pizza for adults then I get the good stuff from the expensive places. If it is for kids then they get the $5 hot and ready at Little Ceasars or, if they are lucky, the $9.95 pizza at Costco. Frankly, the fancier stuff is all a waste on them as they will complain about every topping or ingredient they are unfamiliar with but they will happily scarf down the cardboard tasting $5 Little Ceasar's pizza.

This is so true lol. My 4 year cried for 25 minutes because we got "adult pizza" and she hated it lol.

They love that cardboard with ketchup sauce and rubber cheese lol.

We have gotten our youngest a very basic gourmet pizza with maybe ham and tomato slices but secretly add in extra ingredients and don't tell her.... then she demands the same next time.

I toss veggies into my ninja and then mix it with sauce and Squish has no clue.

Shes the only one of my kids who is stubborn about veggies lol. The others loved veggies.

 

[Seamajor]

^^^ raised a bunch of kids (with a boner...)

Sad youre without one. Still ovulating DD?

 

[Frood]

^^^ raised a bunch of kids (with a boner...)

Sad youre without one. Still ovulating DD?

So you admit that you molested children with your penis?

REPORTED!

 

[Dove]

I think you guys are really picking on a drunk who cant really defend himself.

Hilarious lol

 

[Seamajor]

^^^ raised a bunch of kids (with a boner...)

Sad youre without one. Still ovulating DD?

So you admit that you molested children with your penis?

REPORTED!

Only attractive Latinas, which does not includes Hermaphrodites like Dinky Dianna. Like the name on your avatar.

 

[Matt Smith]

I once ate lunch next to George Bush Sr.

 

[Oerdin]

I prefer Dry Rubs on my wings and ribs. I hate wet sauce.

You'd love Korean fried chicken then. All dry rubs and the only sauces used are optional dipping sauces.

 

[Frood]

I had an intestinal malfunction this morning and ran into a train station dunny, saw the seats were all removed, and shit pumpkin slime all over while squatting with my arms bracing on the cubicle wall.

Then I had to wipe a dozen times....

 

[Succubus]

I was the walls in my house with a swiffer wet to eliminate dust. Works very well. :)

 

[Matt Smith]

I prefer Dry Rubs on my wings and ribs. I hate wet sauce.

You'd love Korean fried chicken then. All dry rubs and the only sauces used are optional dipping sauces.

There are tons of Korean BBQ spots in San Diego. Love them all.

 

[Breakfall]

I prefer to piss in my yard rather than a toilet...

Piss on the plants, it’s decent liquid fertiliser. If you have orchids, dilute 10:1 :rightON:

Orchids are my favorite and I grew several of them when I lived in Florida.

Never peed on them though!

The trick is to get your concentrated morning pee, as that’s the most effective as far as nutrients go, and then google the dilution rates for various plant species. Vanilla essence can give your liquid fertiliser a better smell for indoor use.
:rightON:

 

[Swamp-Duck]