Random Facts About You

[Mr. 5050]

Random fact: My postman brings me pot...

 

[Frood]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

 

[Blazor]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

 

[Frood]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

 

[Blazor]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

 

[Frood]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

 

[Blazor]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

 

[Frood]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

 

[Blazor]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

 

[Frood]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

 

[Blazor]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

 

[Frood]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

There's a chemical toilet in the back and I keep a weed sprayer bottle of vinegar and water too...

...freshness guaranteed.

 

[Blazor]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

There's a chemical toilet in the back and I keep a weed sprayer bottle of vinegar and water too...

...freshness guaranteed.

Vinegar and water, bitch you aint douching in the wild are you!? :Grin3:

I only messin hahahaha.

 

[Frood]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

There's a chemical toilet in the back and I keep a weed sprayer bottle of vinegar and water too...

...freshness guaranteed.

Vinegar and water, bitch you aint douching in the wild are you!? :Grin3:

I only messin hahahaha.

It's car douche...but in a pinch...

 

[Blazor]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

There's a chemical toilet in the back and I keep a weed sprayer bottle of vinegar and water too...

...freshness guaranteed.

Vinegar and water, bitch you aint douching in the wild are you!? :Grin3:

I only messin hahahaha.

It's car douche...but in a pinch...

Lol I'll stick with my napkins lololol.

 

[Blazor]

That whole "wet your ass when you shit" is still weird to me lol.

 

[Frood]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

There's a chemical toilet in the back and I keep a weed sprayer bottle of vinegar and water too...

...freshness guaranteed.

Vinegar and water, bitch you aint douching in the wild are you!? :Grin3:

I only messin hahahaha.

It's car douche...but in a pinch...

Lol I'll stick with my napkins lololol.

I carry 8 rolls of vacuum packed TP but:

That whole "wet your ass when you shit" is still weird to me lol.

Sometimes it's not enough...

 

[Blazor]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

There's a chemical toilet in the back and I keep a weed sprayer bottle of vinegar and water too...

...freshness guaranteed.

Vinegar and water, bitch you aint douching in the wild are you!? :Grin3:

I only messin hahahaha.

It's car douche...but in a pinch...

Lol I'll stick with my napkins lololol.

I carry 8 rolls of vacuum packed TP but:

That whole "wet your ass when you shit" is still weird to me lol.

Sometimes it's not enough...

I know y'all "wet anus" folks think its cleaner, and perhaps it is lol.

I do use very little TP. My Great Grandad went through the Great Depression, he taught me how to wipe with very few squares lol.

I imagine, you need more than a few squares, currently lol.

 

[Frood]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

There's a chemical toilet in the back and I keep a weed sprayer bottle of vinegar and water too...

...freshness guaranteed.

Vinegar and water, bitch you aint douching in the wild are you!? :Grin3:

I only messin hahahaha.

It's car douche...but in a pinch...

Lol I'll stick with my napkins lololol.

I carry 8 rolls of vacuum packed TP but:

That whole "wet your ass when you shit" is still weird to me lol.

Sometimes it's not enough...

I know y'all "wet anus" folks think its cleaner, and perhaps it is lol.

I do use very little TP. My Great Grandad went through the Great Depression, he taught me how to wipe with very few squares lol.

I imagine, you need more than a few squares, currently lol.

I don't want to brag, but 15 scrunchie wipes and 5 flushes later, I still needed a shower... but at least my sinuses are completely empty now. Between shitting, wiping, and blowing my nose from the fumes, that was a whole roll of TP...

 

[Blazor]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

There's a chemical toilet in the back and I keep a weed sprayer bottle of vinegar and water too...

...freshness guaranteed.

Vinegar and water, bitch you aint douching in the wild are you!? :Grin3:

I only messin hahahaha.

It's car douche...but in a pinch...

Lol I'll stick with my napkins lololol.

I carry 8 rolls of vacuum packed TP but:

That whole "wet your ass when you shit" is still weird to me lol.

Sometimes it's not enough...

I know y'all "wet anus" folks think its cleaner, and perhaps it is lol.

I do use very little TP. My Great Grandad went through the Great Depression, he taught me how to wipe with very few squares lol.

I imagine, you need more than a few squares, currently lol.

I don't want to brag, but 15 scrunchie wipes and 5 flushes later, I still needed a shower... but at least my sinuses are completely empty now. Between shitting, wiping, and blowing my nose from the fumes, that was a whole roll of TP...

A whole roll! You as bad as my son! lol

It takes me a week to use a whole roll lol.

 

[Frood]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

There's a chemical toilet in the back and I keep a weed sprayer bottle of vinegar and water too...

...freshness guaranteed.

Vinegar and water, bitch you aint douching in the wild are you!? :Grin3:

I only messin hahahaha.

It's car douche...but in a pinch...

Lol I'll stick with my napkins lololol.

I carry 8 rolls of vacuum packed TP but:

That whole "wet your ass when you shit" is still weird to me lol.

Sometimes it's not enough...

I know y'all "wet anus" folks think its cleaner, and perhaps it is lol.

I do use very little TP. My Great Grandad went through the Great Depression, he taught me how to wipe with very few squares lol.

I imagine, you need more than a few squares, currently lol.

I don't want to brag, but 15 scrunchie wipes and 5 flushes later, I still needed a shower... but at least my sinuses are completely empty now. Between shitting, wiping, and blowing my nose from the fumes, that was a whole roll of TP...

A whole roll! You as bad as my son! lol

It takes me a week to use a whole roll lol.

It evens out over time....if I shit in the ocean, there's no wiping involved....just really fast swimming after...

 

[Matt Smith]

I hate poached eggs. I love Scrambled eggs.

 

[Breakfall]

Random fact: My postman brings me pot...

You won’t believe this, but so does mine! On the odd weekend he’ll come over and watch the UFC and then talk motorbikes and all things plants!
:Stoned:

 

[Breakfall]

2nd morning of Gerber baby shit...

Damn dude, what you do lol.

Nothing out of the ordinary... whiskey and bacon...

...must be the bacon.

Bacon does not do that! You take that back! Bacon never did a damn thing to you! hahahaha

Unless..... you got that cheap ass fatty bacon. You aint suppose to buy bacon from the Dollar General mate!

Gourmet maple smoked streaky bacon...but I have been trying to work through 4 lbs of it... ?

I remember you got it on sale lol. Why not just freeze some? I know the temptation is great, but you dont have to eat it all at once lol.

I asked it.

Bacon said no.

And then your ass said NO! :ROFL3:

My arse said "splat, sputter, blahhh!"...

My arse is stupid.

I just finished another bacon and cheese sandwich.

I will beat my arse into submission.

...and a road trip planned for later in the day?

Bacon wraps...

I hope you got some napkins in your glove box :Grin3:

There's a chemical toilet in the back and I keep a weed sprayer bottle of vinegar and water too...

...freshness guaranteed.

Vinegar and water, bitch you aint douching in the wild are you!? :Grin3:

I only messin hahahaha.

It's car douche...but in a pinch...

Lol I'll stick with my napkins lololol.

I carry 8 rolls of vacuum packed TP but:

That whole "wet your ass when you shit" is still weird to me lol.

Sometimes it's not enough...

I know y'all "wet anus" folks think its cleaner, and perhaps it is lol.

I do use very little TP. My Great Grandad went through the Great Depression, he taught me how to wipe with very few squares lol.

I imagine, you need more than a few squares, currently lol.

Yeah, but that doesn’t quite cut it when one wants to suck hard on her anus or equally get one’s anus sucked on hard by her as well. It’s a great dimension in one’s sexual shenanigans.
Also I like to give cunnilingus in doggy-style position with my nose right against her naught. It makes me rampant and horny as all fuck! So a few squares of toilet paper ain’t going to cut for me or her in my world!

 

[Mr. 5050]

Random fact: My postman brings me pot...

You won’t believe this, but so does mine! On the odd weekend he’ll come over and watch the UFC and then talk motorbikes and all things plants!
:Stoned:

Ah,, my postman is unaware...

 

[Seamajor]

A mail postal system doesn’t really exist where I live, and the streets have no name. Seriously.

 

[Dove]

I normally get up at 5am to do yoga on the deck... even when it's cold and snowy out.

But it's so buried today it's ridiculous. All up the steps and everything.

 

[Frood]

I'm laying in a forest of gum trees and rocky quartz trying to keep insects from invading my swag tent...

 

[Dove]

Are you camping?

 

[Frood]

Are you camping?

Visiting an old mate who has an off grid home made from tin pieces and polished pallets... I'm just sleeping I guess or trying...

Much whiskey flowed prior... and I saved a cold beer in my swag should I get dehydrated...