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Swamp-Duck

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How is licking a poopy arseole suposed to be sexy?
 

TheHaze

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[QUOTE="Oliver Shagnasty, post: 51582, member:
Well as long as its squeaky clean![/QUOTE]

You need to eat a box of ExLax so to know what the ass hole is for !
 

Swamp-Duck

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I use bank cards not cash, at least my card ain’t up been in some strippers arse crack or rolled up and stuck up a cokeheads nose, don’t forget to wash your hands.
 

Damaged Maven

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It's also easier to honestly say to panhandlers "I'd like to help, but I only carry plastic."
Until you run into that enterprising guy who points to the atm on the corner....
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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It's also easier to honestly say to panhandlers "I'd like to help, but I only carry plastic."
Until you run into that enterprising guy who points to the atm on the corner....
Then you punch that "enterprising" guy in the throat.
 

Damaged Maven

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Around here it's a big business. People are hired via craigslist to look pitiful at intersections in very unlikely locations with "homeless, please help" signs. Wheelchairs and amputees are a bonus. Like on a 6 lane main artery by the airport and a Walmart, or outside an upscale apartment community by Trader Joe's. If I'm approached I ask how they got there. Crickets. That wasn't covered in the script, and these folks weren't hired for improv skills. How they got there is in a van, dropped in various locations by a beggar pimp who pays maybe 5% of the day's take.
 

Swamp-Duck

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At least they’ve been stopped doing that windscreen washing , that did used to annoy me.
 

Damaged Maven

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The f'n birds are drowning out my letterkenny videos. Headed to Walmart for an airhorn.
 

TheHaze

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I wonder when the geese will fly north- - - - - - -
 

Damaged Maven

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I wonder when the geese will fly north- - - - - - -
Around here... and several other towns I've seen... never. Constant food source means the streets will run slick with goose poop. And in many places the nasty beasts are protected.
 
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