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Don’t think I’ve posted anything against the rules, yet some of my post have been deleted , so who’s the namby pamby little faggot hitting report butt hurt button,

only images Im aware of getting deleted are dead links and hotlink fails and still I search out the image before to see if I can replace and send a note to the author of posts affected(even quotes) if you know any places your image is missing let me know I can take a peek and see whats up..
 

MasterBlaster

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I had a Doberman rip my ear in half and a plastic surgeon had to put it back together. Ruined my payday Friday!!!
 

TheHaze

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I had a Doberman rip my ear in half and a plastic surgeon had to put it back together. Ruined my payday Friday!!!
Did the dog die ?

PS - That's what you get for grabing his wee wee - - - - - -
 

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I didn't press charges - it was kinda my fault and the guy was a dealer friend of mine but a few months later it bit him and he put it down. It was one of those Dobermans who suffered from cranial pressure - always kinda having a headache and in a foul mood.
 

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The circus is in town. No, thanks. That's creepy fucking shit.
 

Swamp-Duck

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I wonder if the PC brigade will ever bring out a film about vegan vampires.
 

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A pair of cardinals, mates I guess, are noshing on the bread I threw in the garden. Pretty birds. The boy is watching out while girlfriend gets her fill.
 

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A cabana boy who has been dead for 15 years and you had it mummified and propped up next to you in bed....

It's almost like incest when you bang your mummy.
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A gray, cold, rainy sunday. Nothing's happening today.
 

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Goddamn, the people at the store today! Fucking first of the month savages and their unruly children. Having technical difficulties with the scanner gun/ordering system.

And that motherfucking robot roaming around the store!
<beep-beep>
<beep-beep>
<beep-beep>
<beep-beep>
<beep-beep>
(it's somewhere between 'beep' and 'boop' but falls more towards the 'beep' part of the spectrum)
Fuck that thing, it's gonna give me PTSD and hearing <beep-beep> in my sleep.

I told coworker Dave that I was going to lunch and joked that I was going across the parking lot to the liquor store for a half-pint of Wild Turkey to get me through the rest of the day. I shoulda done it!
 
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