Random Thoughts Thread

[Big Sexy]

endless bags of gummi bears

 

[Damaged Maven]

Some useless fucking fuck stole my 6' t square from my shop, but left all the shit that's worth money. Dumb ass.

 

[knife wielder]

mokma bokma

 

[Damaged Maven]

I was having a great day until the poodle left a steamer on the carpet... 10 minutes after walkies... and I stepped on it. I boxed his ears, but he doesn't know what for.

 

[Damaged Maven]

I ignore useless postminers, so why is this useless waste of resources showing up in the threads? "You are ignoring content from this member" doesn't equal "I want this member to disappear."

 

[Damaged Maven]

Oh, have a nice day, chive on, whatever.

Shalom.

 

[shin]

A good woman is something like a vintage car in the winter... you have to warm her up before you put your hand under the hood.

 

[Ice]

Question: What's the best way to make a woman moan all night long?

Answer: Duct tape.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Aww stfu I bet your all pussy whipped at home...

 

[TheHaze]

Question: What's the best way to make a woman moan all night long?

Answer: Duct tape.

Also how you make the dish washer make less noise - - - - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

I threw a few cherry pits into a pot the other day, and miracles happen. I got a sprout!

 

[Ice]

Aww stfu I bet your all pussy whipped at home...View attachment 544

It was a joke sweetie now come here and sit on Santas lap. :Grin3::Grin3:

 

[Damaged Maven]

My neighbor Zamir is trying to teach his girl how to ride his motorcycle. First lesson is how to keep that piece of shit running.

 

[TheHaze]

My neighbor Zamir is trying to teach his girl how to ride his motorcycle. First lesson is how to keep that piece of shit running.

Where do you live ? the middle east,my neighbors name is Dennis on one side and Tom on the other then Bill and Mark and so on,just saying- - - - - - - -

 

[Jeannie]

My neighbor Zamir is trying to teach his girl how to ride his motorcycle. First lesson is how to keep that piece of shit running.

Where do you live ? the middle east,my neighbors name is Dennis on one side and Tom on the other then Bill and Mark and so on,just saying- - - - - - - -

its his bourbon swilling muslim neighbor so if she gets that bike in gear she should ride off and never look back lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Cya later mrs faqir Butt...

 

[Damaged Maven]

Never mind.

 

[Damaged Maven]

You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

 

[Jeannie]

^ lmao thats been simmering for hours

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

I’m sorry to say this “You Juden cunt!” ️️

 

[Jeannie]

You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

if his magic carpet is a 2 seater go fly back to the sandbox

 

[Damaged Maven]

You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

if his magic carpet is a 2 seater go fly back to the sandbox

You know that Fred never did that. So you know that you're lying.

 

[Damaged Maven]

You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

I’m sorry to say this “You Juden cunt!” ️️

I don't think you're sorry. Wait, I do think you're sorry. You sorry fuck.

 

[Jeannie]

You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

if his magic carpet is a 2 seater go fly back to the sandbox

You know that Fred never did that. So you know that you're lying.

the context is missing but it was probably the most innocent thing ever

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Have to admire his balls though, give him that, to admit to being a yid on a site like this .

 

[Damaged Maven]

You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

if his magic carpet is a 2 seater go fly back to the sandbox

You know that Fred never did that. So you know that you're lying.

the context is missing but it was probably the most innocent thing ever

Your da said that about your mum, but they both knew he was lying.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Have to admire his balls though, give him that, to admit to being a yid on a site like this .

I'm not Yiddish. I'm a Danish jew whose people have been in America since 1760. So I'll lump you in with the other racists, fuck you very much.

 

[Jeannie]

Have to admire his balls though, give him that, to admit to being a yid on a site like this .

but for the 1 point u gain u lose 10 lol

 

[Damaged Maven]

Have to admire his balls though, give him that, to admit to being a yid on a site like this .

but for the 1 point u gain u lose 10 lol

Shit. I lose every time I post here.

 

[Jeannie]

Have to admire his balls though, give him that, to admit to being a yid on a site like this .

I'm not Yiddish. I'm a Danish jew whose people have been in America since 1760. So I'll lump you in with the other racists, fuck you very much.

i think i found your favorite christmas song lol