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Some useless fucking fuck stole my 6' t square from my shop, but left all the shit that's worth money. Dumb ass.
 

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I was having a great day until the poodle left a steamer on the carpet... 10 minutes after walkies... and I stepped on it. I boxed his ears, but he doesn't know what for.
 

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I ignore useless postminers, so why is this useless waste of resources showing up in the threads? "You are ignoring content from this member" doesn't equal "I want this member to disappear."
 

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A good woman is something like a vintage car in the winter... you have to warm her up before you put your hand under the hood.
 

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Question: What's the best way to make a woman moan all night long?

Answer: Duct tape.

Also how you make the dish washer make less noise - - - - - - -
 

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My neighbor Zamir is trying to teach his girl how to ride his motorcycle. First lesson is how to keep that piece of shit running.
 

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My neighbor Zamir is trying to teach his girl how to ride his motorcycle. First lesson is how to keep that piece of shit running.

Where do you live ? the middle east,my neighbors name is Dennis on one side and Tom on the other then Bill and Mark and so on,just saying- - - - - - - -
 

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My neighbor Zamir is trying to teach his girl how to ride his motorcycle. First lesson is how to keep that piece of shit running.

Where do you live ? the middle east,my neighbors name is Dennis on one side and Tom on the other then Bill and Mark and so on,just saying- - - - - - - -

its his bourbon swilling muslim neighbor so if she gets that bike in gear she should ride off and never look back lol
 

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You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.
 

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You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.
I’m sorry to say this “You Juden cunt!” ⚡⚡
 

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You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

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if his magic carpet is a 2 seater go fly back to the sandbox
 

Damaged Maven

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You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

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if his magic carpet is a 2 seater go fly back to the sandbox
You know that Fred never did that. So you know that you're lying.
 

Damaged Maven

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You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.
I’m sorry to say this “You Juden cunt!” ⚡⚡
I don't think you're sorry. Wait, I do think you're sorry. You sorry fuck.
 

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You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

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if his magic carpet is a 2 seater go fly back to the sandbox
You know that Fred never did that. So you know that you're lying.

the context is missing but it was probably the most innocent thing ever
 

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You know what? I'm not done. My friend Zamir is a third generation American from New Jersey whose maternal grandparents left Israel in 1946 because they didn't like the emerging politics. He's a jew, and so am I. My "bourbon swilling" Muslim neighbor David hasn't consumed alcohol since he embraced Islam 4 years ago, but he knows that I like bourbon.

You racist fucks can kiss my entire hairy ass.

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if his magic carpet is a 2 seater go fly back to the sandbox
You know that Fred never did that. So you know that you're lying.

the context is missing but it was probably the most innocent thing ever
Your da said that about your mum, but they both knew he was lying.