Random Thoughts Thread

[rigor79]

A friend of mine from long ago got a wedding present from his hick dad. A very illegal sawed off shotgun with a flattened barrel tip for maximum lateral dispersion. Not sure what the message was supposed to be....

maybe for the toilet .. when plumbing is needed ..? :Grin3:

 

[Scooter]

My #2 Oster blade still works. Just needed to put some oil on it.

 

[rigor79]

bored with life today .. should get stuff done ..

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Prison Mike will scare you straight

 

[TheHaze]

Is a 10 gauge 3.5 inch shell really that much better than a 3.5 inch shell from a 12 gauge?

Bigger is better except when it comes to pussy !!!

 

[Damaged Maven]

Some of us need bigger pussy if you know what I mean... oh, no, guess you don't.....

 

[rigor79]

https://tubegator.com/content/uploads/most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!-cat.jpg

 

[shin]

You ever wonder who the first person to market the strip club idea where they can touch you but you can't touch them and make money off of it was?

 

[realgrimm]

You ever wonder who the first person to market the strip club idea where they can touch you but you can't touch them and make money off of it was?

The touching rule I'd think comes down to legality and the laws surrounding your location.. look at The Bunny ranch you can sample the entertainment..

and I think stripping was intended originally as a way to display the goods for sale since prostitution is the oldest profession


oh and I think his name was Mike

 

[shin]

You ever wonder who the first person to market the strip club idea where they can touch you but you can't touch them and make money off of it was?

The touching rule I'd think comes down to legality and the laws surrounding your location.. look at The Bunny ranch you can sample the entertainment..

and I think stripping was intended originally as a way to display the goods for sale since prostitution is the oldest profession


oh and I think his name was Mike

Well thanks for that!

 

[TheHaze]

Some of us need bigger pussy if you know what I mean... oh, no, guess you don't.....

You trying to get me to send you a picture or what and 4 the record my 6 inch was enough to make 4 kid's (2 each) and would show it to your Goddess cept I don't like ugly most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! women and also know that most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! men(like you}have little dick's,just ask any woman who has been with a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! pig like you- - - - - - - -

 

[Ice]

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Damaged Maven]

Some of us need bigger pussy if you know what I mean... oh, no, guess you don't.....

You trying to get me to send you a picture or what and 4 the record my 6 inch was enough to make 4 kid's (2 each) and would show it to your Goddess cept I don't like ugly most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! women and also know that most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! men(like you}have little dick's,just ask any woman who has been with a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! pig like you- - - - - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Some of us need bigger pussy if you know what I mean... oh, no, guess you don't.....

You trying to get me to send you a picture or what and 4 the record my 6 inch was enough to make 4 kid's (2 each) and would show it to your Goddess cept I don't like ugly most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! women and also know that most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! men(like you}have little dick's,just ask any woman who has been with a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! pig like you- - - - - - - -

Yeah, OK, I'll bite this one time. Standing 2 meters and weighing in at 115 solid kilos with a wife who ain't a beauty but all right, I'll measure my junk with your >6 INCHES? REALLY?< if you want....

 

[Val Gina]

Hope swampy comes back I always went to her memes for a laugh.

 

[TheHaze]

Some of us need bigger pussy if you know what I mean... oh, no, guess you don't.....

You trying to get me to send you a picture or what and 4 the record my 6 inch was enough to make 4 kid's (2 each) and would show it to your Goddess cept I don't like ugly most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! women and also know that most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! men(like you}have little dick's,just ask any woman who has been with a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! pig like you- - - - - - - -

Yeah, OK, I'll bite this one time. Standing 2 meters and weighing in at 115 solid kilos with a wife who ain't a beauty but all right, I'll measure my junk with your >6 INCHES? REALLY?< if you want....

Nice try but have no interest to compare and if your wife is happy good for you and for the record have no clue what 115 kilos is x6'6" ?- - - I am just under 6' x 190 lbs - - - -who care's- - - - -

PS-A woman's cunt is only so deep and any thing longer than 6" can hurt her so in short a long ass cock is use less unless you are a butt hole ranger- - - - - - - .

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Jeannie]

Some of us need bigger pussy if you know what I mean... oh, no, guess you don't.....

You trying to get me to send you a picture or what and 4 the record my 6 inch was enough to make 4 kid's (2 each) and would show it to your Goddess cept I don't like ugly most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! women and also know that most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! men(like you}have little dick's,just ask any woman who has been with a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! pig like you- - - - - - - -

Yeah, OK, I'll bite this one time. Standing 2 meters and weighing in at 115 solid kilos with a wife who ain't a beauty but all right, I'll measure my junk with your >6 INCHES? REALLY?< if you want....

Nice try but have no interest to compare and if your wife is happy good for you and for the record have no clue what 115 kilos is x6'6" ?- - - I am just under 6' x 190 lbs - - - -who care's- - - - -

PS-A woman's cunt is only so deep and any thing longer than 6" can hurt her so in short a long ass cock is use less unless you are a butt hole ranger- - - - - - - .

 

[Damaged Maven]

Got a call from my oldest friend today. She closed on my grandfather's house where she will live until.... It's 200 feet from the house she was born in. In 60 years, except for a senior class trip to Omaha, a couple of NEA conventions, and a vacation to the Painted Desert, she has never been more than 30 miles from her original home. I can't imagine.

 

[shin]

What would you do if your cat bit into your testicles while you were sleeping?

 

[TheHaze]

What would you do if your cat bit into your testicles while you were sleeping?

Wake up and then pull out her teeth- - - - - -
PS - Where did that come from ?

 

[Ice]

Good ole Don Burnstick

 

[Ice]

Did you ever drop a can of beer when you reached for one from the fridge and have it spray all over the place?

Wifey is some pissed at me right now.

 

[Ice]

Ahmmm.

 

[rigor79]

What would you do if your cat bit into your testicles while you were sleeping?

i would not know i never had cat like that .. but odd thought lol... if you have a squirrel i'd say .. :Dazed::ROFL3::Perfecto:

 

[Damaged Maven]

This is one of the neighborhood yard cats. Let's call him Dickface. Not too friendly, but he showed up for breakfast the other day. What's one more mouth to feed?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[Jeannie]

What would you do if your cat bit into your testicles while you were sleeping?

i suppose the first thing would be 2 shriek like a women

 

[TheHaze]

What would you do if your cat bit into your testicles while you were sleeping?

i suppose the first thing would be 2 shriek like a women

You have testicles ???