Random Thoughts Thread

[Q]

Bought a new pair of pliers

I need to borrow those.....in case someone pisses me off....

@Seamajor please do not lend her any pliers!

 

[TheHaze]

Bought a new pair of pliers

I need to borrow those.....in case someone pisses me off....

If I piss you off will you beat me up ?

 

[Seamajor]

Be peaceful

 

[Q]

Bought a new pair of pliers

I need to borrow those.....in case someone pisses me off....

If I piss you off will you beat me up ?

When she does, you can cry here on the forum about it :rightON:

Please do not forget to add some pictures too :Excited1:

 

[Succubus]

Bought a new pair of pliers

I need to borrow those.....in case someone pisses me off....

If I piss you off will you beat me up ?

Probably

 

[Q]

Bought a new pair of pliers

I need to borrow those.....in case someone pisses me off....

If I piss you off will you beat me up ?

Probably

Go CaseyK!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Q]

Be peaceful

No, no, more violence is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

 

[Seamajor]

Not in my reality

 

[Blazor]

Well, since we are naming cats lol..... Indoors, there is a Russian Gray, his name is Pebbles, we thought he was a girl as a kitten and then his balls finally dropped lol. Lucky just passed away half a year ago. And Zena was a stray cat I saved, she had been attacked, and her eye was infected, so I took her to the vet and they removed her eye. I kept her indoors after that. Outdoors, there is Bear, she is black but kinda brown, I might take her in before the Winter. Also there is Midnight, named by his owners, the sons of bitches, they abandoned his ass right before this past Winter, I take care of him, he is a sweety. Also Stripey, she cool, but always skittish and nervous. We give each other the light eye wink of respect and trust lol.

Yes, I am Catman. When no one else takes care of them, Catman does lol.

Good, I might need some advice on my new kitten when she gets here, I’m a dog person so this will be a challenge, I’m guessing it’s not that hard ...

Lol right on, nah its not hard. The kitten will need kitten food, its smaller. If I treat my kittys to soft food, its only once a week, too much soft can food give them the squirts lol. Also, have to wait 6 months if you decide to have it "fixed". Of course there is flea medicine if needed, and worm medicine. Litter box aint hard, I get a high walled enclosed one. Sift it once every other day. You'll need to stick the kitten in the box shortly after arrival so it knows where to go bathroom. If it has an accident, I stick its nose in it, give a light tap on its ass, say bad, and then put it in the box again so it knows. I dont usually have issues. A good thing about a cat is you can leave it enough food and water and be gone for 3 days and be fine. Dont force your love on it either til it gets use to you lol, let them accept you. Anything else just ask lol.

Yeah she’s coming home Monday when she’s 8 weeks, what about the first night away from mother ? Do they cry like pups ? Or will she just sleep ? Anything special to do about that ?

Should be fine, just give kitty love, and food. I took one in at 4 weeks that was a stray, it only cried a lil when it was hungry. At 8 weeks you gonna have a playful kitty lol, and very curious.

I spoke to the woman I’m getting her from and she said my kitten is climbing, she climbed up her bike and got grease all over her lol, 3 days to go, I’m like a kid waiting for Santa. I went from “ wtf did you do that for I don’t want a fucking cat “ to an excited mess that’s gone way over the top buying cat stuff...

Mine use to like climbing up my leg, up my shirt, and laying around my neck/shoulders lol. At 12 years old, he still tries too lol.

Mine like to play with small stuffed mice, jingle balls (one will fetch it like a dog). They like lasers, and chasing a feather on a string or something. They will need a scratching post. Oh, and for kicks, when it gets a few months older, give it some catnip hahaha.

I will lol, already ordered the laser, she purrs like almost all the time, that means she’s happy right ?

Yup :ThumbsUp3:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Well, since we are naming cats lol..... Indoors, there is a Russian Gray, his name is Pebbles, we thought he was a girl as a kitten and then his balls finally dropped lol. Lucky just passed away half a year ago. And Zena was a stray cat I saved, she had been attacked, and her eye was infected, so I took her to the vet and they removed her eye. I kept her indoors after that. Outdoors, there is Bear, she is black but kinda brown, I might take her in before the Winter. Also there is Midnight, named by his owners, the sons of bitches, they abandoned his ass right before this past Winter, I take care of him, he is a sweety. Also Stripey, she cool, but always skittish and nervous. We give each other the light eye wink of respect and trust lol.

Yes, I am Catman. When no one else takes care of them, Catman does lol.

Good, I might need some advice on my new kitten when she gets here, I’m a dog person so this will be a challenge, I’m guessing it’s not that hard ...

Lol right on, nah its not hard. The kitten will need kitten food, its smaller. If I treat my kittys to soft food, its only once a week, too much soft can food give them the squirts lol. Also, have to wait 6 months if you decide to have it "fixed". Of course there is flea medicine if needed, and worm medicine. Litter box aint hard, I get a high walled enclosed one. Sift it once every other day. You'll need to stick the kitten in the box shortly after arrival so it knows where to go bathroom. If it has an accident, I stick its nose in it, give a light tap on its ass, say bad, and then put it in the box again so it knows. I dont usually have issues. A good thing about a cat is you can leave it enough food and water and be gone for 3 days and be fine. Dont force your love on it either til it gets use to you lol, let them accept you. Anything else just ask lol.

Yeah she’s coming home Monday when she’s 8 weeks, what about the first night away from mother ? Do they cry like pups ? Or will she just sleep ? Anything special to do about that ?

Should be fine, just give kitty love, and food. I took one in at 4 weeks that was a stray, it only cried a lil when it was hungry. At 8 weeks you gonna have a playful kitty lol, and very curious.

I spoke to the woman I’m getting her from and she said my kitten is climbing, she climbed up her bike and got grease all over her lol, 3 days to go, I’m like a kid waiting for Santa. I went from “ wtf did you do that for I don’t want a fucking cat “ to an excited mess that’s gone way over the top buying cat stuff...

Mine use to like climbing up my leg, up my shirt, and laying around my neck/shoulders lol. At 12 years old, he still tries too lol.

Mine like to play with small stuffed mice, jingle balls (one will fetch it like a dog). They like lasers, and chasing a feather on a string or something. They will need a scratching post. Oh, and for kicks, when it gets a few months older, give it some catnip hahaha.

I will lol, already ordered the laser, she purrs like almost all the time, that means she’s happy right ?

Yup :ThumbsUp3:

She’s been here a week so last night I didn’t put her in her carrier for the night, omg she kept me up till 2am, every time I closed my eyes she was tapping my eyelids with her paw, then she started chewing my eyelashes, I thought she finally settles when she must have seen my foot move under the covers and started attacking my feet, then decided to sit on my head. I put her away and she fell asleep, I can’t stop laughing today such a tiny thing caused havoc lol...

 

[Blazor]

Well, since we are naming cats lol..... Indoors, there is a Russian Gray, his name is Pebbles, we thought he was a girl as a kitten and then his balls finally dropped lol. Lucky just passed away half a year ago. And Zena was a stray cat I saved, she had been attacked, and her eye was infected, so I took her to the vet and they removed her eye. I kept her indoors after that. Outdoors, there is Bear, she is black but kinda brown, I might take her in before the Winter. Also there is Midnight, named by his owners, the sons of bitches, they abandoned his ass right before this past Winter, I take care of him, he is a sweety. Also Stripey, she cool, but always skittish and nervous. We give each other the light eye wink of respect and trust lol.

Yes, I am Catman. When no one else takes care of them, Catman does lol.

Good, I might need some advice on my new kitten when she gets here, I’m a dog person so this will be a challenge, I’m guessing it’s not that hard ...

Lol right on, nah its not hard. The kitten will need kitten food, its smaller. If I treat my kittys to soft food, its only once a week, too much soft can food give them the squirts lol. Also, have to wait 6 months if you decide to have it "fixed". Of course there is flea medicine if needed, and worm medicine. Litter box aint hard, I get a high walled enclosed one. Sift it once every other day. You'll need to stick the kitten in the box shortly after arrival so it knows where to go bathroom. If it has an accident, I stick its nose in it, give a light tap on its ass, say bad, and then put it in the box again so it knows. I dont usually have issues. A good thing about a cat is you can leave it enough food and water and be gone for 3 days and be fine. Dont force your love on it either til it gets use to you lol, let them accept you. Anything else just ask lol.

Yeah she’s coming home Monday when she’s 8 weeks, what about the first night away from mother ? Do they cry like pups ? Or will she just sleep ? Anything special to do about that ?

Should be fine, just give kitty love, and food. I took one in at 4 weeks that was a stray, it only cried a lil when it was hungry. At 8 weeks you gonna have a playful kitty lol, and very curious.

I spoke to the woman I’m getting her from and she said my kitten is climbing, she climbed up her bike and got grease all over her lol, 3 days to go, I’m like a kid waiting for Santa. I went from “ wtf did you do that for I don’t want a fucking cat “ to an excited mess that’s gone way over the top buying cat stuff...

Mine use to like climbing up my leg, up my shirt, and laying around my neck/shoulders lol. At 12 years old, he still tries too lol.

Mine like to play with small stuffed mice, jingle balls (one will fetch it like a dog). They like lasers, and chasing a feather on a string or something. They will need a scratching post. Oh, and for kicks, when it gets a few months older, give it some catnip hahaha.

I will lol, already ordered the laser, she purrs like almost all the time, that means she’s happy right ?

Yup :ThumbsUp3:

She’s been here a week so last night I didn’t put her in her carrier for the night, omg she kept me up till 2am, every time I closed my eyes she was tapping my eyelids with her paw, then she started chewing my eyelashes, I thought she finally settles when she must have seen my foot move under the covers and started attacking my feet, then decided to sit on my head. I put her away and she fell asleep, I can’t stop laughing today such a tiny thing caused havoc lol...

Hahaha, they have so much energy when they that lil.

 

[Matt Smith]

Back from Vacation. I extended it a wee bit. I almost stayed.

 

[Blazor]

Back from Vacation. I extended it a wee bit. I almost stayed.

Awesome man, catch any whoppers?

Im headed for Tennessee in the morning.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I’m sure cats can disappear and reappear at will, a few times now I’ve looked everywhere for her only to find her at my feet, how the fuck do they do that ?

 

[X]

I’m sure cats can disappear and reappear at will, a few times now I’ve looked everywhere for her only to find her at my feet, how the fuck do they do that ?

by being small and walking

 

[Scooter]

I've been buying too much food. Too many good things and sales look good to me. That means I'm going to have to cook for myself. Do you know what that means? @Blazor knows. More fucking dishes to wash.

 

[Matt Smith]

Back from Vacation. I extended it a wee bit. I almost stayed.

Awesome man, catch any whoppers?

Im headed for Tennessee in the morning.

The fishing sucked ass. Water was too warm. And I didn't want to sit in the middle of the lake trolling at a depth of 250 feet for hours on end for a lake trout that I probably wasn't gonna catch.

 

[Ice]

I lol at this vid...... does that make me weird? :Grin3:

 

[Blazor]

I've been buying too much food. Too many good things and sales look good to me. That means I'm going to have to cook for myself. Do you know what that means? @Blazor knows. More fucking dishes to wash.

Hahaha I feel ya man!

 

[Blazor]

Back from Vacation. I extended it a wee bit. I almost stayed.

Awesome man, catch any whoppers?

Im headed for Tennessee in the morning.

The fishing sucked ass. Water was too warm. And I didn't want to sit in the middle of the lake trolling at a depth of 250 feet for hours on end for a lake trout that I probably wasn't gonna catch.

Well damn, that sucks, I know you were looking forward to fishing.

I just got back from Gatlinburg, man I drank so much moonshine lol.

 

[Matt Smith]

Why is it 90F at the beach. Fuck.

 

[Q]

Why is it 90F at the beach. Fuck.

You say "90F" and I am thinking of boobs again :Excited1:

 

[Matt Smith]

I like to put Jelly on top of peanut butter instead of spreading them individually on each slice of bread.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

How can such a small creature have such smelly shit, jfc she smells ten times worse than the dog...

 

[Matt Smith]

God damn homeless are getting worse at the beach. These fuckers are murdering each other in droves.

 

[Ice]

Went camping for a few days and caught a bunch of Perch for supper,they were very good.:rightON:

 

[Matt Smith]

Perch is damn good to eat.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

You can only mix with 6 people at a time or you get fined, this crap reminds me of demolition man...

 

[Q]

You can only mix with 6 people at a time or you get fined, this crap reminds me of demolition man...

We have the same rule here. Max 6 persons are adviced to invite in your home.