That's why I pack heat when outside the house, even to bring in the garbage cans. (not really, once the novelty of being allowed to wore off it just became a heavy pain in the ass)
I wish there were more like Dexter who feed their appetite while also taking out the trash, a win-win for everyone.
I went to that chain deli once, that's ONCE. I get a sandwich from a mom and pop deli and it's stacked so high I could probably break it down to make three sandwiches out of it, but Subway and the other chains are cheap as hell, like eating a loaf of bread with a "rumour" of baloney and cheese on it.