Randomness with Lioness

[Blazor]

I know, I know.

I like good beer. I live in craft beer heaven, it's hard yo.

I eat as good as I can out here. Mostly not so good salads. My intake of pizza has increased, but pizza. I eat salad pizzas, or veggie, I dan off all the grease, I don't eat the bones. I'm eating rather similarly to how I always had. I'm not too unhappy with how I look, but I'm uncomfortable.

I don't know this body.

It's not mine.

I honestly dont blame you. We've had some craft brewerys open up here too, and I use to not even drink beer much haha, was always a lickher kind of guy.

Cant blame you on the pizza either, cause Im getting some tonight too haha. Benny's, their pizzas are huge! I have to take the back seat of my Jeep out if I get a whole one, which I've only done once.

 

[CorsetKat]

But are they good?

I see a slice that big and it best taste like I got on in NY.

 

[Blazor]

I dare you to walk in a gay bear bar in a tight shirt and tight jeans. Till you do, you won't know how it feels.

I've done this, and I've been hit on by more guys than girls in my life hahahahaha. Lots of straights go to this bar too, they have great music and atmosphere there.

 

[Blazor]

But are they good?

I see a slice that big and it best taste like I got on in NY.

It does! I use to get it from NY Pizza in Vinton, but now I get Benny's, only $4 a slice that takes up 2 plates and still hangs off, or $40 for a whole one, think its 32"s.

 

[offwidthe]

Pieology was the name of the place in Cali I like.

 

[Lioness]

We had pizza last night. A friend came over and brought sopapilla cheesecake. Yummy goodness.

It’s damn hot.

 

[Lioness]

I dare you to walk in a gay bear bar in a tight shirt and tight jeans. Till you do, you won't know how it feels.

I've done this, and I've been hit on by more guys than girls in my life hahahahaha. Lots of straights go to this bar too, they have great music and atmosphere there.

You dance like no one is watching, too. ;)

 

[CorsetKat]

As it should be.

I like a man who can appreciate being hit on by another man and just recognizes it for what it is, he was desired.

 

[Gyroscope]

I used to work with a guy who was absolutely FLAMING and one time he basically texted me asking for pics. I think he was trashed at the time. He would joke around with everyone, and I have a dirty sense of humor and can take a joke so I encouraged it I guess. I responded "lol" but then he sent back "no, seriously". I didn't respond. He wouldn't look me in the face for a while, ha.

 

[CorsetKat]

Ha!

You post your Bastard Sword wantonly, so this is hysterical to me.

You so mean.

 

[Gyroscope]

He didn't say the magic words.

 

[offwidthe]

the magic words.

 

[Gyroscope]

Spoiler: As you wish...

I did a spoiler for Lioness, don't wanna cock up her thread.​

 

[offwidthe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FTW.

 

[CorsetKat]

Oh my.

Ha!

I think that's the first time you've posted spoogage.

 

[Blazor]

I dare you to walk in a gay bear bar in a tight shirt and tight jeans. Till you do, you won't know how it feels.

I've done this, and I've been hit on by more guys than girls in my life hahahahaha. Lots of straights go to this bar too, they have great music and atmosphere there.

You dance like no one is watching, too. ;)

Damn right I do! :IggyMcLulz:

 

[Blazor]

As it should be.

I like a man who can appreciate being hit on by another man and just recognizes it for what it is, he was desired.

Hell, one time I was offered a blow job AND $20 from a guy, told him I was straight though lol. He begged lol.

 

[Blazor]

Im not gonna "like" that post Gyro, but I will commend you on your bravery lol. You take zinc supplements or something lol?

 

[Gyroscope]

Nope, all natural baby
:Perfecto:

 

[Blazor]

Haha, I can only do that much if I take Zinc supplements and wanna hose her down, or if its been a while lol.

 

[Lioness]

Spoiler: As you wish...

I did a spoiler for Lioness, don't wanna cock up her thread.​

Oh my.

Cock it up anytime, darling. Anytime.

 

[offwidthe]

Does zinc really work or is that an urban myth?

 

[Gyroscope]

I've heard it works, no idea though. I would imagine that if it DOES work, you'd need to work out your kegel muscles to get it to shootp properly, otherwise some of it might just dribble out.

 

[CorsetKat]

My understanding is yes, zinc does that. Typical I hear it described as "thick ropey loads". I have known quite a few porn "stars" and I like to learn about the reality behind the porn. Example, anal whores? High as fuck on muscle relaxers and booze typically. I hate "normal" porn though. Soooo fucking fake.

I hate fake anything.

Think it's funny that both lioness and I, two rather "crass" open about our sexuality type gals shit up and just say, oh my.

Good job G, good job.

 

[Lioness]

What does the zinc do for the taste?

 

[CorsetKat]

That's not my area to test, you report back.

 

[Gyroscope]

From 4chan, no idea about the accuracy of this. I would think any weird tastes would be countered by eating fruit and staying hydrated, which you should do anyway.

 

[Lioness]

Hmmm, I know the food eaten changes the taste. I may do exactly as Kat has suggested making sure hydration isn’t problematic.

 

[Lioness]

I had a weird ass amazing dream. I might have create a new sci-fi movement in my sleep.

 

[Krieg]

It is good to know this forum and the people whom dwell within still make me shake my head and chuckle..that was a..read. Yes.