Shit That Annoys You

[Succubus]

I haven’t farted in over nine years...other than on the toilet. I can’t avoid the risk. Being a gastrointestinal affliction...I simply can’t trust myself lest I shart. I’ll give Biden a run for his fucking presidency!

Damn man. You can let them rip swimming tho.

I shouldn’t eat meat, but I know that I need the Iron and protein. I have an Applied Science Degree and consequently think that I always know better! It comes with the distinction as such. Fuck all that...if this “affliction” is in my system for life...it’s going to be on my terms!

Eat bananas bro. The potassium binds you up.

I eat bananas and so do you! Lol :ThumbsUp3:

I like your banana. It's awesome.

 

[Master Pu]

I haven’t farted in over nine years...other than on the toilet. I can’t avoid the risk. Being a gastrointestinal affliction...I simply can’t trust myself lest I shart. I’ll give Biden a run for his fucking presidency!

Damn man. You can let them rip swimming tho.

I shouldn’t eat meat, but I know that I need the Iron and protein. I have an Applied Science Degree and consequently think that I always know better! It comes with the distinction as such. Fuck all that...if this “affliction” is in my system for life...it’s going to be on my terms!

Eat bananas bro. The potassium binds you up.

I eat bananas and so do you! Lol :ThumbsUp3:

Ahhhh ha.
Good one-

 

[Breakfall]

I haven’t farted in over nine years...other than on the toilet. I can’t avoid the risk. Being a gastrointestinal affliction...I simply can’t trust myself lest I shart. I’ll give Biden a run for his fucking presidency!

Damn man. You can let them rip swimming tho.

I shouldn’t eat meat, but I know that I need the Iron and protein. I have an Applied Science Degree and consequently think that I always know better! It comes with the distinction as such. Fuck all that...if this “affliction” is in my system for life...it’s going to be on my terms!

Eat bananas bro. The potassium binds you up.

I eat bananas and so do you! Lol :ThumbsUp3:

I like your banana. It's awesome.

You’re awesome! And I mean that.

 

[Frood]

I haven’t farted in over nine years...other than on the toilet. I can’t avoid the risk. Being a gastrointestinal affliction...I simply can’t trust myself lest I shart. I’ll give Biden a run for his fucking presidency!

Damn man. You can let them rip swimming tho.

I shouldn’t eat meat, but I know that I need the Iron and protein. I have an Applied Science Degree and consequently think that I always know better! It comes with the distinction as such. Fuck all that...if this “affliction” is in my system for life...it’s going to be on my terms!

Eat bananas bro. The potassium binds you up.

I eat bananas and so do you! Lol :ThumbsUp3:

I like your banana. It's awesome.

 

[Breakfall]

I haven’t farted in over nine years...other than on the toilet. I can’t avoid the risk. Being a gastrointestinal affliction...I simply can’t trust myself lest I shart. I’ll give Biden a run for his fucking presidency!

Damn man. You can let them rip swimming tho.

I shouldn’t eat meat, but I know that I need the Iron and protein. I have an Applied Science Degree and consequently think that I always know better! It comes with the distinction as such. Fuck all that...if this “affliction” is in my system for life...it’s going to be on my terms!

Eat bananas bro. The potassium binds you up.

I eat bananas and so do you! Lol :ThumbsUp3:

I like your banana. It's awesome.

You too ya bastard! :LOL1:

 

[Master Pu]

BEnzover's night time bedtime song:

You want to be in Meltdown for 7 days? Easily done. I'm sure I can make deals with others to keep you there for awhile. Or I can spend. You're a cheap fuck, but even if you do get your roomie to spend a little to retaliate, it goes to a good cause.
I don't give a fuck.
You, on the other hand, don't have much else in life other than this..

 

[Frood]

BEnzover's night time bedtime song:

You want to be in Meltdown for 7 days? Easily done. I'm sure I can make deals with others to keep you there for awhile. Or I can spend. You're a cheap fuck, but even if you do get your roomie to spend a little to retaliate, it goes to a good cause.
I don't give a fuck.
You, on the other hand, don't have much else in life other than this..

Hack my avatar for a year, pensioner! I double dog dare you...

 

[Master Pu]

BEnzover's night time bedtime song:

You want to be in Meltdown for 7 days? Easily done. I'm sure I can make deals with others to keep you there for awhile. Or I can spend. You're a cheap fuck, but even if you do get your roomie to spend a little to retaliate, it goes to a good cause.
I don't give a fuck.
You, on the other hand, don't have much else in life other than this..

Hack my avatar for a year, pensioner! I double dog dare you...

I wouldn't waste an avatar on you.
Read upstairs you simp.

 

[Frood]

BEnzover's night time bedtime song:

You want to be in Meltdown for 7 days? Easily done. I'm sure I can make deals with others to keep you there for awhile. Or I can spend. You're a cheap fuck, but even if you do get your roomie to spend a little to retaliate, it goes to a good cause.
I don't give a fuck.
You, on the other hand, don't have much else in life other than this..

Hack my avatar for a year, pensioner! I double dog dare you...

I wouldn't waste an avatar on you.
Read upstairs you simp.

You destitute old man... :LOL2:

 

[Master Pu]

BEnzover's night time bedtime song:

You want to be in Meltdown for 7 days? Easily done. I'm sure I can make deals with others to keep you there for awhile. Or I can spend. You're a cheap fuck, but even if you do get your roomie to spend a little to retaliate, it goes to a good cause.
I don't give a fuck.
You, on the other hand, don't have much else in life other than this..

Hack my avatar for a year, pensioner! I double dog dare you...

I wouldn't waste an avatar on you.
Read upstairs you simp.

You destitute old man... :LOL2:

Whateva faggot-

 

[Frood]

BEnzover's night time bedtime song:

You want to be in Meltdown for 7 days? Easily done. I'm sure I can make deals with others to keep you there for awhile. Or I can spend. You're a cheap fuck, but even if you do get your roomie to spend a little to retaliate, it goes to a good cause.
I don't give a fuck.
You, on the other hand, don't have much else in life other than this..

Hack my avatar for a year, pensioner! I double dog dare you...

I wouldn't waste an avatar on you.
Read upstairs you simp.

You destitute old man... :LOL2:

Whateva faggot-

Ok, dildo diddled...

 

[Master Pu]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Breakfall]

There’s no way I would use that surname! :LOL1:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

There’s no way I would use that surname! :LOL1:

It fucking suits her..

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Gutterballs]

Nothing at all.

Still winning:)

 

[Frood]

Hemorrhoid Lives Matter....

 

[Gutterballs]

Like all Lives Matter

Still winning:)

 

[Gutterballs]

People stealing my car keys and than driving me arounf almost an hour for food. Good budsky if you only knew how much I appreciated that. He found US pizza at some joint that was "Closed" some Spic place about 20 mins from my place///they KNOW their pizza its soo good right now

Double win for me and my buddy ol chum:) really not sure who he is but I think we are buds. He is drinking my whisky though...Fck need to kill soon:)

Still winning:)

 

[Jeannie]

^ story time

 

[Gutterballs]

^ story time

i don't know just yet maybe in a few hrs Okay? need some more pizza and shots. .No I ain't backig out. Just go with it like I do secondly.. Who are you to push me around for stories any way? Just wow wow WOW.!! I don't get you at times

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Saw the John John from the corner shop on my way back from the park, had the nerve to say long time no see, so I told him lol, I’m going to the supermarket from now on, he put all his prices up in his shop during first lock down, £15 for a bottle of disinfectant! Making a profit off people at a time like that, what a cunt...

 

[Sharona]

not owning a car and sometimes wanting to leave the city and explore.

 

[Sharona]

Pillow marks on my cheeks when I wake up in the morning

 

[Sharona]

I hate my fingers getting puckered when I take a bath

 

[rigor79]

you are all serious? so sad ... think for yourselves lol

 

[realgrimm]

Blueballs

 

[Swamp-Duck]

To the mug forwarding me PMs of two faced wankers slagging me off, thing is I don’t expect anymore from people and I don’t give a fuck, so stop wasting your pathetic time...