A fucking LOUD as hell bird that perches on a tree in the garden square in front of my house AT 4 FUCKING AM and proceeds to make the most annoying noise. Seriously.
Sooooo today at 4 FUCKING AM that fucking bird perched on the same tree and started doing that fucking loud sound again.
I think it's some sort of mating call, we're in spring here. And it's the most annoying sound you can imagine, it sounds like some sort of beep, most useless bird ever and it can't even sing beautifully.
But these fucking bird is so loud, and everything is silent at the time it's chirping, so I ALWAYS wake up.
And it stays there, for a good hour, and then it goes away.
So today, I actually got off my bed and I filled one soda can with water and I went outside and just threw that can with all my rage and strength towards the tree where the fucker stays.
It went away and it continue its hellish symphony in another tree around the block. I could still hear it, but very faintly, so it didn't bother me anymore.
But I swear, I'll buy a couple fireworks and if that goddamn bird comes back, I'm gonna use the fireworks on it.