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fuck dewd, like watching mollassas come down the pipe....CHOP CHOP you snail, quit boring the fuckoutta'me
maybe bacause I'm not logged in 24 7 like you alls 'TARDS
try it fer a hours mate, there's a whole pulsating werld out thir
You ignorant slut, I just took a two-week vacation.
Right now you're far more of a shut-in than I am here so pull your head out of your ass and:
didn't I just warn you aboot boring me ?
ha ha you had me smilin' till yoo went and started boring me with the calling you a question mark, which apparently gets under your skinIf you want to call that a "warning" then yeah good, okay.
Then I laughed in your face.
Now what, eh?
Gonna sic your geese on me?
Put a flaming bag of moose turds on my porch?
Dust off your favorite go-to insult and start calling me a?
Color me unimpressed on all counts.
ha ha you had me smilin' till yoo went and started boring me with the calling you a question mark, which apparently gets under your skin
luckily your poasts don't translate into that slow drippy frozen mollasses thang you got going on
fuck dewd, like watching mollassas come down the pipe....CHOP CHOP you snail, quit boring the fuckoutta'me
But what if she has a vagina?
I have a feeling that I want a feeling. Measure twice, cup once.One: Doubtful.
Two: So?
Let's allow, just for the sake of discussion, that you're correct-
In my experience vaginas are always a package deal... they come with a whole-ass person attached. These people generally have brains of one kind or another. You can't get a vagina without the brain tagging along.
And that brain is cracked, twisted, broken.
Not worth the bother.
And yeah, so do time bombs, but I always enjoy when she blows up in my face and maybe you don't. But I think it's worth a stretch. To see how elastic it is.
Oh yeah. I'm a happy camper. Like those kids in Blair Witch project. Happy, until lost, going in circles and insane in the fucking membrane. We deserve all the risks of the reward we seek, when we seek to be entertained. Can't get to the golden egg without being flogged by more than a few gooses and I sure do love to ruffle some feathers if just to pluck one for my cap. No cap. lol Goddamn dumb gen z slang.Go for it Sport.
As long as you're happy in your work that's the main thing.