Tattoos Are For Sailors And WHORES!

[Breakfall]

I could never get a tat anywhere near my privites.....that's a big boundary.

Supposedly the roughest place to get one is the ribs. That was my first one and the guy kinda tried to talk me out of it, because I wanted something that was gonna take hours and required shading.....and he was worried I wouldn't be able to tolerate it.

It DID turn out to be far more painful than I was expecting. It legit was like hot razors being drug across my bones.....and i started laughing at how bad it was. He kept asking if I was okay, needed a break....I said nope get it done.

I scared the guy a bit lol.

I wouldn’t mind tattooing anywhere taboo, but I would prefer a hot chick doing it just for my mindset. I mean I trust myself and all, but the idea of a bloke doing the work just won’t gel!

 

[Breakfall]

Too presidential?

 

[Seamajor]

Bloody Brilliant G.

 

[Moonpie]

I told my kids I'd beat their fukin asses if they got a tattoo and I'd scrub the fucker off with rock salt and sunlight!

Really? There are worse things than a tattoo.

just saying.

 

[Moonpie]

Back in the day, If I saw a woman at the bar with tatts, I knewI could hit it. If she had a tongue piercing, I knew she was gonna insist on sukin muh crank......cause they think having a tongue stud gives em magical powers! FACT!

I had a tongue piercing in my early 20s and I would get hit on more aggressively. Probably why. The line of thinking that if it's there I wanna or will use it on anyone. It didnt work at all.

I ended up swallowing it in my sleep.....or that's what I'm assuming happened because I woke up and it was gone and I never found it anywhere.

Omgosh so common in the ER. Lol that and STDs. Dear Lord I think std’s out do broken bones these days. It’s horribly bad.

 

[Lokmar]

I told my kids I'd beat their fukin asses if they got a tattoo and I'd scrub the fucker off with rock salt and sunlight!

Really? There are worse things than a tattoo.

just saying.

Damn right, coming home with one!

 

[Breakfall]

I envision @LotusBud to be like this sort...

 

[Lokmar]

I envision @LotusBud to be like this sort...

I doubt she's that "pretty".

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Martin]

Some pimps force their hookers to have a tattoo with his name. So you can see who OWNS the hooker!

 

[Lokmar]

Some pimps force their hookers to have a tattoo with his name. So you can see who OWNS the hooker!

Did he beat you after? I sure hope so!

 

[Martin]

Some pimps force their hookers to have a tattoo with his name. So you can see who OWNS the hooker!

Did he beat you after? I sure hope so!

You must still have some tattoos from the time you were a male hooker!

 

[Breakfall]

Some pimps force their hookers to have a tattoo with his name. So you can see who OWNS the hooker!

Did he beat you after? I sure hope so!

You must still have some tattoos from the time you were a male hooker!

YOU FUCKING FAGGOTY PEDODO CUNT!
Oi @LotusBud you fucking whore_bitch...push in your fucking anal prolapse and take control of your maxis735CP aka Far Q bitch. lol

 

[Lokmar]

Some pimps force their hookers to have a tattoo with his name. So you can see who OWNS the hooker!

Did he beat you after? I sure hope so!

You must still have some tattoos from the time you were a male hooker!

Nobody paid me for fukin bar whores like your mother.....and no tatts here, faggit.

 

[X]

Seems these days any little fook that want's to act as though they're all hard and shit get's a stinkin' tat
They've lost the mysteriousness that came with them years ago

 

[Breakfall]

Seems these days any little fook that want's to act as though they're all hard and shit get's a stinkin' tat
They've lost the mysteriousness that came with them years ago

 

[Dove]

My very talented daughter is going to draw my next one and this summer she wants to get one so I'm waiting until then to get it..... she really wants to go with me ♡

 

[Breakfall]

My very talented daughter is going to draw my next one and this summer she wants to get one so I'm waiting until then to get it. ♡

Where are you going to get it then Dove?

 

[Dove]

My very talented daughter is going to draw my next one and this summer she wants to get one so I'm waiting until then to get it. ♡

Where are you going to get it then Dove?

Probably the back of my neck. Not sure.

I mean......I dont gey any tattoos on any of my lady bits.....so it's not gonna be my asshole lol

 

[Breakfall]

My very talented daughter is going to draw my next one and this summer she wants to get one so I'm waiting until then to get it. ♡

Where are you going to get it then Dove?

Probably the back of my neck. Not sure.

I mean......I dont gey any tattoos on any of my lady bits.....so it's not gonna be my asshole lol

An arsehole tattoo would be funny as fuck butt! :devil1:

 

[Dove]

My very talented daughter is going to draw my next one and this summer she wants to get one so I'm waiting until then to get it. ♡

Where are you going to get it then Dove?

Probably the back of my neck. Not sure.

I mean......I dont gey any tattoos on any of my lady bits.....so it's not gonna be my asshole lol

An arsehole tattoo would be funny as fuck butt! :devil1:

Image not available!!!

But I'm sure it was raunchy as fuck, yeah?

Pity I missed out! Hahaha.

 

[TheHaze]

Mr 50/50 - - - - -

 

[Lokmar]

Mr 50/50 - - - - -

People like this should be executed on sight.

 

[Frood]

Mr 50/50 - - - - -

People like this should be executed on sight.

What about traditional Maori facial tattoos? They have a spiritual meaning and are sacred to them...

 

[Lokmar]

Mr 50/50 - - - - -

People like this should be executed on sight.

What about traditional Maori facial tattoos? They have a spiritual meaning and are sacred to them...

I have no respect for other religions. However, if niggers want bones in their noses and dick holes in their ears, they can do that in shitty old africa. Same goes for all other peoples in all other nations. Keep that shit over there. Tolerance of different ways of life, ESPECIALY FAGGOTRY, has been Americas downfall.

 

[Frood]

Mr 50/50 - - - - -

People like this should be executed on sight.

What about traditional Maori facial tattoos? They have a spiritual meaning and are sacred to them...

I have no respect for other religions. However, if niggers want bones in their noses and dick holes in their ears, they can do that in shitty old africa. Same goes for all other peoples in all other nations. Keep that shit over there. Tolerance of different ways of life, ESPECIALY FAGGOTRY, has been Americas downfall.

That's OK....I think Jews, Christians, and Muslims are delusional retards too...

Everyone has their own sky spaghetti monster...

 

[Lokmar]

Mr 50/50 - - - - -

People like this should be executed on sight.

What about traditional Maori facial tattoos? They have a spiritual meaning and are sacred to them...

I have no respect for other religions. However, if niggers want bones in their noses and dick holes in their ears, they can do that in shitty old africa. Same goes for all other peoples in all other nations. Keep that shit over there. Tolerance of different ways of life, ESPECIALY FAGGOTRY, has been Americas downfall.

That's OK....I think Jews, Christians, and Muslims are delusional retards too...

Everyone has their own sky spaghetti monster...

Yea, but The God of Israel is the only real God. In America, its documented FACT that The God of Israel is the sole grantor of all inalienable rights. I like my inalienable rights so anyone or anything that I feel threatens them should be executed. Now to justify this, I need only ask myself WWTFD. Would the founders have burned down a church with faggits in it? YEP! If they saw people running around openly worshiping satan, would the kill em? YEP! If they saw people dressing and acting like the opposite sex, would they at least imprison them if not kill them? YEP! Bet your ass that if we treated people with the same justice the founders did, America would be far better off.

 

[Frood]

Mr 50/50 - - - - -

People like this should be executed on sight.

What about traditional Maori facial tattoos? They have a spiritual meaning and are sacred to them...

I have no respect for other religions. However, if niggers want bones in their noses and dick holes in their ears, they can do that in shitty old africa. Same goes for all other peoples in all other nations. Keep that shit over there. Tolerance of different ways of life, ESPECIALY FAGGOTRY, has been Americas downfall.

That's OK....I think Jews, Christians, and Muslims are delusional retards too...

Everyone has their own sky spaghetti monster...

Yea, but The God of Israel is the only real God. In America, its documented FACT that The God of Israel is the sole grantor of all inalienable rights. I like my inalienable rights so anyone or anything that I feel threatens them should be executed. Now to justify this, I need only ask myself WWTFD. Would the founders have burned down a church with faggits in it? YEP! If they saw people running around openly worshiping satan, would the kill em? YEP! If they saw people dressing and acting like the opposite sex, would they at least imprison them if not kill them? YEP! Bet your ass that if we treated people with the same justice the founders did, America would be far better off.

I don't care though... it's all gibberish to me.

Leave each other alone is the only rule... and don't fuck pre-pubescent kids perhaps...although that's really part of rule 1 anyway.

Everything else falls below rule 1...

 

[Lokmar]

Mr 50/50 - - - - -

People like this should be executed on sight.

What about traditional Maori facial tattoos? They have a spiritual meaning and are sacred to them...

I have no respect for other religions. However, if niggers want bones in their noses and dick holes in their ears, they can do that in shitty old africa. Same goes for all other peoples in all other nations. Keep that shit over there. Tolerance of different ways of life, ESPECIALY FAGGOTRY, has been Americas downfall.

That's OK....I think Jews, Christians, and Muslims are delusional retards too...

Everyone has their own sky spaghetti monster...

Yea, but The God of Israel is the only real God. In America, its documented FACT that The God of Israel is the sole grantor of all inalienable rights. I like my inalienable rights so anyone or anything that I feel threatens them should be executed. Now to justify this, I need only ask myself WWTFD. Would the founders have burned down a church with faggits in it? YEP! If they saw people running around openly worshiping satan, would the kill em? YEP! If they saw people dressing and acting like the opposite sex, would they at least imprison them if not kill them? YEP! Bet your ass that if we treated people with the same justice the founders did, America would be far better off.

I don't care though... it's all gibberish to me.

Leave each other alone is the only rule... and don't fuck pre-pubescent kids perhaps...although that's really part of rule 1 anyway.

Everything else falls below rule 1...

Without God given inalienable rights, your rights come from goobermints. democRATs like the idea of rights from goobermints.

 

[Frood]

Mr 50/50 - - - - -

People like this should be executed on sight.

What about traditional Maori facial tattoos? They have a spiritual meaning and are sacred to them...

I have no respect for other religions. However, if niggers want bones in their noses and dick holes in their ears, they can do that in shitty old africa. Same goes for all other peoples in all other nations. Keep that shit over there. Tolerance of different ways of life, ESPECIALY FAGGOTRY, has been Americas downfall.

That's OK....I think Jews, Christians, and Muslims are delusional retards too...

Everyone has their own sky spaghetti monster...

Yea, but The God of Israel is the only real God. In America, its documented FACT that The God of Israel is the sole grantor of all inalienable rights. I like my inalienable rights so anyone or anything that I feel threatens them should be executed. Now to justify this, I need only ask myself WWTFD. Would the founders have burned down a church with faggits in it? YEP! If they saw people running around openly worshiping satan, would the kill em? YEP! If they saw people dressing and acting like the opposite sex, would they at least imprison them if not kill them? YEP! Bet your ass that if we treated people with the same justice the founders did, America would be far better off.

I don't care though... it's all gibberish to me.

Leave each other alone is the only rule... and don't fuck pre-pubescent kids perhaps...although that's really part of rule 1 anyway.

Everything else falls below rule 1...

Without God given inalienable rights, your rights come from goobermints. democRATs like the idea of rights from goobermints.

Nahhh... my rights just are: my rights.

I don’t need some retarded concept of a sky lord to climb out of my tree each morning...

Try to evolve, Lokky...