The Beaver Blogs

[Flynn]

Sexual intamacy is like holy water to the nocturnal cretin from brawl hall circa 2005

talk about it and I bet they vacate the thread like someone yelled “”bomb”” in a Tel Aviv movie theater

You would hate sex too if it was always followed by pepper spray and restraining orders.

We should try to be more sensitive lol.

Still. You got your children taken away. Yanno?

three in a row again lmao

anyways...what r your preferred pronouns?

You are disqualified for asking old people questions.

ok. so how old r u then?

You really are showing your age.

My age was already mentioned in this thread.

50.

Proof?

Just like do you have "proof" that you still have your children? NOPE!

 

[Jeannie]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

 

[Flynn]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

SEE. Who actually is crazy in all this?

 

[Succubus]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

SEE. Who actually is crazy in all this?

Definitely you 100% but who says you can't flame a flamer? ;)

 

[Succubus]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

It's okay Jeannie. It was already up long before this. I just took it down. Lmao.

 

[Flynn]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

SEE. Who actually is crazy in all this?

Definitely you 100% but who says you can't flame a flamer? ;)

Almost as "crazy" as you saying "prime A grade" meat is better than my "Filet Mignon?"

You do know that "Filet Mignon" is "Prime A Grade" beef coming from the most tender part of the cow, right?

I would have thought that a talking whale would know the difference between cuts of beef. More "empiracle" evidence you're not only obese, but you're fucking stupid as well.

 

[Flynn]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

SEE. Who actually is crazy in all this?

Definitely you 100% but who says you can't flame a flamer? ;)

You're not a "flamer." You don't even know your cuts of beef.

Next you'll be calling yourself "sweet breads" while calling me a stupid Porter House Steak, that's worth nothing.

 

[Jeannie]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

It's okay Jeannie. It was already up long before this. I just took it down. Lmao.

want my advice?

 

[Succubus]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

SEE. Who actually is crazy in all this?

Definitely you 100% but who says you can't flame a flamer? ;)

Almost as "crazy" as you saying "prime A grade" meat is better than my "Filet Mignon?"

You do know that "Filet Mignon" is "Prime A Grade" beef coming from the most tender part of the cow, right?

I would have thought that a talking whale would know the difference between cuts of beef. More "empiracle" evidence you're not only obese, but you're fucking stupid as well.

I know that it's the same grade of meat. Mine's just better than filet mignon is what I meant. My apologies if I called your sardines a filet mignon. It was a complete fuck up on my end. Thank you for the correction.

 

[Succubus]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

It's okay Jeannie. It was already up long before this. I just took it down. Lmao.

want my advice?

Proceed.......but I am a spontaneous person. I kinda have zero give a fucks. Lol

 

[Lokmar]

Everyone should put Flynn on ignore

she sucks

We really should fuck again before the Covid 1984 kills us. Either the virus or the communism.

It's just a thought.

When can you get to Florida?

Pffft.

Tomorrow. :Lovin1:

I’m booking the resort now. Orlando ?

My daughter tells me the Beach Club has good room rates right now, FYI. Her and my son-in-law are passholes.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I’d eat sccubuss out for like. .... the rest of her fucking life

that pussy looked delicious

 

[Flynn]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

SEE. Who actually is crazy in all this?

Definitely you 100% but who says you can't flame a flamer? ;)

Almost as "crazy" as you saying "prime A grade" meat is better than my "Filet Mignon?"

You do know that "Filet Mignon" is "Prime A Grade" beef coming from the most tender part of the cow, right?

I would have thought that a talking whale would know the difference between cuts of beef. More "empiracle" evidence you're not only obese, but you're fucking stupid as well.

I know that it's the same grade of meat. Mine's just better than filet mignon is what I meant. My apologies if I called your sardines a filet mignon. It was a complete fuck up on my end. Thank you for the correction.

You do know that I can fucking read what you posted, right?

So. How is your "meat" better than "meat" that is worth $30 a pound?

The "fuck up" was you talking out that blowhole you call an anus. Why is it stupid bitches like yourself and Dovey always try to sound smarter than you guys are?

 

[Flynn]

I’d eat sccubuss out for like. .... the rest of her fucking life

that pussy looked delicious

Dovey the childless mother may get JELLY! Yanno?

 

[Succubus]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

SEE. Who actually is crazy in all this?

Definitely you 100% but who says you can't flame a flamer? ;)

Almost as "crazy" as you saying "prime A grade" meat is better than my "Filet Mignon?"

You do know that "Filet Mignon" is "Prime A Grade" beef coming from the most tender part of the cow, right?

I would have thought that a talking whale would know the difference between cuts of beef. More "empiracle" evidence you're not only obese, but you're fucking stupid as well.

I know that it's the same grade of meat. Mine's just better than filet mignon is what I meant. My apologies if I called your sardines a filet mignon. It was a complete fuck up on my end. Thank you for the correction.

You do know that I can fucking read what you posted, right?

So. How is your "meat" better than "meat" that is worth $30 a pound?

The "fuck up" was you talking out that blowhole you call an anus. Why is it stupid bitches like yourself and Dovey always try to sound smarter than you guys are?

I don't need to "sound" smart to pinpoint your ignorance.

 

[Lokmar]

I’d eat sccubuss out for like. .... the rest of her fucking life

that pussy looked delicious

"She's a squirter!" :ROFL3:

 

[Succubus]

It really is no different than all of the raging porn threads here on the forum. If any of you can't handle a picture of my vagina then my word of advice is to NOT LOOK. :fuckOFF:

 

[Succubus]

I’d eat sccubuss out for like. .... the rest of her fucking life

that pussy looked delicious

"She's a squirter!" :ROFL3:

No way! Never in my life! Hahaha

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I’d eat sccubuss out for like. .... the rest of her fucking life

that pussy looked delicious

"She's a squirter!" :ROFL3:

Oh hell yeah. I’d shower in it

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It really is no different than all of the raging porn threads here on the forum. If any of you can't handle a picture of my vagina then my word of advice is to NOT LOOK. :fuckOFF:

I can more than handle it. Lol

 

[Jeannie]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

It's okay Jeannie. It was already up long before this. I just took it down. Lmao.

want my advice?

Proceed.......but I am a spontaneous person. I kinda have zero give a fucks. Lol

u ready know what i think

 

[Jeannie]

It really is no different than all of the raging porn threads here on the forum. If any of you can't handle a picture of my vagina then my word of advice is to NOT LOOK. :fuckOFF:

lol
stop it

 

[Succubus]

It really is no different than all of the raging porn threads here on the forum. If any of you can't handle a picture of my vagina then my word of advice is to NOT LOOK. :fuckOFF:

lol
stop it

Just look at it like a colored diagram in the book that the Sex Ed teacher gave you in school. Lmao

 

[Succubus]

Hey Flynn? See my beautiful beaver? Isn't she lovely looking like a scratch n sniff? This is that grade A prime beef. Better than that filet minion shit. I know you want my beaver on your face. You dream about it. I've got the cure to that mouth disease you have....you know the one where you don't know how or when to shut the fuck up? Eat me, bitch.:EvilOne2:

wtf really?

It's okay Jeannie. It was already up long before this. I just took it down. Lmao.

want my advice?

Proceed.......but I am a spontaneous person. I kinda have zero give a fucks. Lol

u ready know what i think

Flynn deserved that shit. Hahahaha

 

[Jeannie]

its like cards
the vagina pic is worth at LEAST four dick pics

and u squandered it for nothing lol

 

[Dove]

Everyone should put Flynn on ignore

she sucks

We really should fuck again before the Covid 1984 kills us. Either the virus or the communism.

It's just a thought.

But this time minus the $3.5K.

P.S.-I still have my children. Do you?

So basically you know you lack wit and take the internet too seriously, so you repeat your failures over and over. And you probably annoying people via spamming is an "own".

Right?

Wait dont post it......you still got ur kids doh

But I didn't fuck 2 guys off the forums and get my children taken away.

I mean....I'd fuck a few more if being as brainless and lame as you was the alternative lol.

Hey Fuckhead Flyn....you repeat yourself because you are mentally slow, lack wit and take forums too seriously!

Fuckhead Flyn: "Huuurr derr aT lEaSt I dIdNt gEt lAid!!"

Lmaoooo.

 

[Succubus]

its like cards
the vagina pic is worth at LEAST four dick pics

and u squandered it for nothing lol

Nah....they're just pussy's for keeping their teeny weenie peeny's in their pants. Chicken shits the lot of them. Only one that had balls to post a pic that I seen with my own eyes was Breaky and Mr. Honky Tonk Nigger, himself. Even @X won't show me his THUD.

 

[Dove]

Sexual intamacy is like holy water to the nocturnal cretin from brawl hall circa 2005

talk about it and I bet they vacate the thread like someone yelled “”bomb”” in a Tel Aviv movie theater

You would hate sex too if it was always followed by pepper spray and restraining orders.

We should try to be more sensitive lol.

Still. You got your children taken away. Yanno?

three in a row again lmao

anyways...what r your preferred pronouns?

You are disqualified for asking old people questions.

ok. so how old r u then?

You really are showing your age.

My age was already mentioned in this thread.

50.

Proof?

Just like do you have "proof" that you still have your children? NOPE!

Flynn, dont ever fucking ask anyone for "proof" they have their kids unless you want to be called the pedophile predator you probably are and would need to be to ask a fucking stranger anything about their kids.

The fuck. Garbage ass predator. See you dont even deny it you just keep hoping and trying to get me to "prove" shit that isnt your business and give you pictures of kids.

I would tear out your eyes and piss down your skull holes before you got to look at or know fuck all about MY kids. You think brain is swimming in Dovey now? Motherfucker I would rip it out your nostrils and wipe my ass with it and let my kids shoot your fat old ass for target practice.

Settle down and get a better angle, child stalking scum.

 

[Blazor]

its like cards
the vagina pic is worth at LEAST four dick pics

and u squandered it for nothing lol

Nah....they're just pussy's for keeping their teeny weenie peeny's in their pants. Chicken shits the lot of them. Only one that had balls to post a pic that I seen with my own eyes was Breaky and Mr. Honky Tonk Nigger, himself. Even @X won't show me his THUD.

Oh now you done it! I am not chicken shit!!!

I have a pic Im tempted to post lolol.

Lol, I know Break did, who is Honky Tonk Nigger lol.... not SSS?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Flynn just mad cause her snatch look like a caved in corpse