The BF Regs nomination thread

[The Countess]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

You don’t look mean.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hey Dove, do you still have Oak on ignore?

I'm Lily and I hope she has me on ignore. Makes it more work for her to go and read my posts.

But if she has you on ignore and never bothers responding to anything you say wouldn't it be the perfect definition of ankle biting for you to go around quoting every last post with such angst the way you do?

asking for a friend

Is she bitching about me? Lol. She emojis my posts as well. I'll be talking to someone else and she has to do the "zzzs" or a shit emoji. Its ridiculous.

I seriously dont even bother with hers. I think they just cant stand not being able to control other people. They cant imagine anyone would just not bother with their toxic, nasty shit.

Yeah, I'm trying to control you.

You're so out of control, you think everyone is trying to control you. What a gigantic cauldron of shit.

Hold on Ursala, with your dimensions you are hardly in any position to be calling anyone a gigantic cauldron

why don't you calm down and have a salad?

If you could read and comprehend the English language at an 8th grade level, you know the "cauldron of shit" is a reference to the accusation of anyone trying to control her junkie ass.

And if you were smarter than a 5th grader you'd know that cauldrons are round and be able to discern with a brief visit to the nearest mirror the delicious irony in you saying that

 

[Lily]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

You don’t look mean.

He thinks mean.

 

[Dove]

Is Oak trashing my looks again?

Good grief.

 

[Lily]

Hey Dove, do you still have Oak on ignore?

I'm Lily and I hope she has me on ignore. Makes it more work for her to go and read my posts.

But if she has you on ignore and never bothers responding to anything you say wouldn't it be the perfect definition of ankle biting for you to go around quoting every last post with such angst the way you do?

asking for a friend

Is she bitching about me? Lol. She emojis my posts as well. I'll be talking to someone else and she has to do the "zzzs" or a shit emoji. Its ridiculous.

I seriously dont even bother with hers. I think they just cant stand not being able to control other people. They cant imagine anyone would just not bother with their toxic, nasty shit.

Yeah, I'm trying to control you.

You're so out of control, you think everyone is trying to control you. What a gigantic cauldron of shit.

Hold on Ursala, with your dimensions you are hardly in any position to be calling anyone a gigantic cauldron

why don't you calm down and have a salad?

If you could read and comprehend the English language at an 8th grade level, you know the "cauldron of shit" is a reference to the accusation of anyone trying to control her junkie ass.

And if you were smarter than a 5th grader you'd know that cauldrons are round and be able to discern with a brief visit to the nearest mirror the delicious irony in you saying that

I know that you are desperate to be funny. You fail.

 

[The Countess]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

You don’t look mean.

He thinks mean.

I can’t picture him being that asshole Atlas lol

 

[Lily]

Is Oak trashing my looks again?

Good grief.

No bitch, just your brain.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hey Dove, do you still have Oak on ignore?

I'm Lily and I hope she has me on ignore. Makes it more work for her to go and read my posts.

But if she has you on ignore and never bothers responding to anything you say wouldn't it be the perfect definition of ankle biting for you to go around quoting every last post with such angst the way you do?

asking for a friend

Is she bitching about me? Lol. She emojis my posts as well. I'll be talking to someone else and she has to do the "zzzs" or a shit emoji. Its ridiculous.

I seriously dont even bother with hers. I think they just cant stand not being able to control other people. They cant imagine anyone would just not bother with their toxic, nasty shit.

Yeah, I'm trying to control you.

You're so out of control, you think everyone is trying to control you. What a gigantic cauldron of shit.

Hold on Ursala, with your dimensions you are hardly in any position to be calling anyone a gigantic cauldron

why don't you calm down and have a salad?

If you could read and comprehend the English language at an 8th grade level, you know the "cauldron of shit" is a reference to the accusation of anyone trying to control her junkie ass.

And if you were smarter than a 5th grader you'd know that cauldrons are round and be able to discern with a brief visit to the nearest mirror the delicious irony in you saying that

I know that you are desperate to be funny. You fail.

I don't expect you to find pointing and laughing at you funny.

Unless you're seriously mentally ill

 

[Lily]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

You don’t look mean.

He thinks mean.

I can’t picture him being that asshole Atlas lol

He used to be a lot kinder in my experience. He's gone full hog asshole as far as I can see from his posts.

 

[Lily]

Hey Dove, do you still have Oak on ignore?

I'm Lily and I hope she has me on ignore. Makes it more work for her to go and read my posts.

But if she has you on ignore and never bothers responding to anything you say wouldn't it be the perfect definition of ankle biting for you to go around quoting every last post with such angst the way you do?

asking for a friend

Is she bitching about me? Lol. She emojis my posts as well. I'll be talking to someone else and she has to do the "zzzs" or a shit emoji. Its ridiculous.

I seriously dont even bother with hers. I think they just cant stand not being able to control other people. They cant imagine anyone would just not bother with their toxic, nasty shit.

Yeah, I'm trying to control you.

You're so out of control, you think everyone is trying to control you. What a gigantic cauldron of shit.

Hold on Ursala, with your dimensions you are hardly in any position to be calling anyone a gigantic cauldron

why don't you calm down and have a salad?

If you could read and comprehend the English language at an 8th grade level, you know the "cauldron of shit" is a reference to the accusation of anyone trying to control her junkie ass.

And if you were smarter than a 5th grader you'd know that cauldrons are round and be able to discern with a brief visit to the nearest mirror the delicious irony in you saying that

I know that you are desperate to be funny. You fail.

I don't expect you to find pointing and laughing at you funny.

Unless you're seriously mentally ill

Laugh at me all you want, you are as ridiculous as Don Quixote and his whore, Dulcinea.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

You don’t look mean.

He thinks mean.

I can’t picture him being that asshole Atlas lol

Atlas was actually known for his mildness and pleasant attributes.

Reggie is by far the most assholish of the Gurk/Reggie/Atlas Triad.

... and don't listen to Lily. She's just pissed because I'm eviscerating her feeble attempts to label me a "racist."

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Laugh at me all you want, you are as ridiculous as Don Quixote and his whore, Dulcinea.

in your little house of personal horrors. maybe

 

[Master]

Fuck ya’ll. Judge me!!

Omfg!!!!

That video is epic!!

idk if it’s a fat guy in the background, the wristbands on the hands, the braid rotation, or the chances Kels had little girls locked up in his basement that makes that video so good.

He used to sing on the L platform when we would go to the Sox games before he blew up.

But, when I was bartending at the club, which was around the time this song came out, there wasn’t a single person who didn’t know about the shit he did. Nobody did a fucking thing cuz of the ppl he was affiliated with and the cops sure as shit wernt gonna touch him.

That’s the truth you don’t hear in the media. RKelly was so fucking plugged it took gangstas dying before that surviving shit came out and if two of them didn’t die I’ll bet you money that shit never would have been produced.

Still a banger tho

 

[Lily]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

You don’t look mean.

He thinks mean.

I can’t picture him being that asshole Atlas lol

Atlas was actually known for his mildness and pleasant attributes.

Reggie is by far the most assholish of the Gurk/Reggie/Atlas Triad.

... and don't listen to Lily. She's just pissed because I'm eviscerating her feeble attempts to label me a "racist."

I don't think you're the most racist poster at the forum. I think you're actually on the lower end on the spectrum. However, let's not pretend you don't see "color". That's bullshit.

 

[Master]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

 

[The Countess]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

You don’t look mean.

He thinks mean.

I can’t picture him being that asshole Atlas lol

Atlas was actually known for his mildness and pleasant attributes.

Reggie is by far the most assholish of the Gurk/Reggie/Atlas Triad.

... and don't listen to Lily. She's just pissed because I'm eviscerating her feeble attempts to label me a "racist."

You were Gurk too???

 

[Lily]

Laugh at me all you want, you are as ridiculous as Don Quixote and his whore, Dulcinea.

in your little house of personal horrors. maybe

I realize you have no idea what I just posted. lol

 

[The Countess]

I feel violated. All those nics attacked me for years lol

 

[Aylana]

Fuck ya’ll. Judge me!!

Omfg!!!!

That video is epic!!

idk if it’s a fat guy in the background, the wristbands on the hands, the braid rotation, or the chances Kels had little girls locked up in his basement that makes that video so good.

He used to sing on the L platform when we would go to the Sox games before he blew up.

But, when I was bartending at the club, which was around the time this song came out, there wasn’t a single person who didn’t know about the shit he did. Nobody did a fucking thing cuz of the ppl he was affiliated with and the cops sure as shit wernt gonna touch him.

That’s the truth you don’t hear in the media. RKelly was so fucking plugged it took gangstas dying before that surviving shit came out and if two of them didn’t die I’ll bet you money that shit never would have been produced.

Still a banger tho

He pissed on too many people.

 

[Lily]

I feel violated. All those nics attacked me for years lol

Yo, he's not racist. He just happens to find the Latinas online to shit on.

 

[Master]

Fuck ya’ll. Judge me!!

Omfg!!!!

That video is epic!!

idk if it’s a fat guy in the background, the wristbands on the hands, the braid rotation, or the chances Kels had little girls locked up in his basement that makes that video so good.

He used to sing on the L platform when we would go to the Sox games before he blew up.

But, when I was bartending at the club, which was around the time this song came out, there wasn’t a single person who didn’t know about the shit he did. Nobody did a fucking thing cuz of the ppl he was affiliated with and the cops sure as shit wernt gonna touch him.

That’s the truth you don’t hear in the media. RKelly was so fucking plugged it took gangstas dying before that surviving shit came out and if two of them didn’t die I’ll bet you money that shit never would have been produced.

Still a banger tho

He pissed on too many people.

Here’s some info I’m sure nobody heard about;

His album chocolate factory dropped when he was on trial for the pissing shit.

No stores wanted to carry it.

All stores carried it because of who he knew and that’s the god honest truth.

Rolling Stone records was a staple in the city, and the owner, who was anti-RKelly pretty much said gangstas came into his store and put them on the shelves and told them there’s nothing he could do about it.

That’s why you can’t fuck with Chicago. Nobody plays around

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

You don’t look mean.

He thinks mean.

I can’t picture him being that asshole Atlas lol

Atlas was actually known for his mildness and pleasant attributes.

Reggie is by far the most assholish of the Gurk/Reggie/Atlas Triad.

... and don't listen to Lily. She's just pissed because I'm eviscerating her feeble attempts to label me a "racist."

You were Gurk too???

You really don't pay much attention, do you?

I feel violated. All those nics attacked me for years lol

Was it the Chola and the sharpie-drawn eyebrows thing? I was just playing off the part you were playing back then, dear.1

It was "Flametown," after all.

 

[The Countess]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

You don’t look mean.

He thinks mean.

I can’t picture him being that asshole Atlas lol

Atlas was actually known for his mildness and pleasant attributes.

Reggie is by far the most assholish of the Gurk/Reggie/Atlas Triad.

... and don't listen to Lily. She's just pissed because I'm eviscerating her feeble attempts to label me a "racist."

You were Gurk too???

You really don't pay much attention, do you?

I feel violated. All those nics attacked me for years lol

Was it the Chola and the sharpie-drawn eyebrows thing? I was just playing off the part you were playing back then, dear.1

It was "Flametown," after all.

Just admit you had a crush on me. You were like that kid in the school yard that constantly teased the girls.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

You don’t look mean.

He thinks mean.

I can’t picture him being that asshole Atlas lol

Atlas was actually known for his mildness and pleasant attributes.

Reggie is by far the most assholish of the Gurk/Reggie/Atlas Triad.

... and don't listen to Lily. She's just pissed because I'm eviscerating her feeble attempts to label me a "racist."

You were Gurk too???

You really don't pay much attention, do you?

I feel violated. All those nics attacked me for years lol

Was it the Chola and the sharpie-drawn eyebrows thing? I was just playing off the part you were playing back then, dear.1

It was "Flametown," after all.

Just admit you had a crush on me. You were like that kid in the school yard that constantly teased the girls.

Who didn't have a crush on you that had a swinging dick and wasn't a liberal queer?

 

[Aylana]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

 

[The Countess]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm 12,672 years old.

I ain't lying.

 

[Aylana]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

Isn't Regan a girls name?

Of wait! You're English, aren't you?

 

[The Countess]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

Isn't Regan a girls name?

Of wait! You're English, aren't you?

Hes a sixty year old man that pretends to be a little Japanese chick to catfish.