The BF Regs nomination thread

[The Countess]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

I know for a fact that you tuck and suck.

 

[Dove]

I feel violated. All those nics attacked me for years lol

Dont feel violated.

Gurk and all his characters are the best lol

 

[Dove]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

Isn't Regan a girls name?

Of wait! You're English, aren't you?

You probably only think that because when you guys first encountered me, I was going by Regan.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

Isn't Regan a girls name?

Of wait! You're English, aren't you?

Hes a sixty year old man that pretends to be a little Japanese chick to catfish.

Ahhh. I see. Well, whatever blows ones hair back. This is the internets, after all.

 

[The Countess]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

Isn't Regan a girls name?

Of wait! You're English, aren't you?

Hes a sixty year old man that pretends to be a little Japanese chick to catfish.

Ahhh. I see. Well, whatever blows ones hair back. This is the internets, after all.

His hardon for me is documented on various forums. Vagina envy, that one

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

Isn't Regan a girls name?

Of wait! You're English, aren't you?

You probably only think that because when you guys first encountered me, I was going by Regan.

Were you? You've always been Dove to me.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

Isn't Regan a girls name?

Of wait! You're English, aren't you?

Hes a sixty year old man that pretends to be a little Japanese chick to catfish.

Ahhh. I see. Well, whatever blows ones hair back. This is the internets, after all.

His hardon for me is documented on various forums. Vagina envy, that one

I don't know the provenance of this person, so I'll just say that I'm sure there's been many who envy whoever gets near your vagina and that stunning décolletage of yours. ;)

 

[Aylana]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

Isn't Regan a girls name?

Of wait! You're English, aren't you?

Hes a sixty year old man that pretends to be a little Japanese chick to catfish.

Ahhh. I see. Well, whatever blows ones hair back. This is the internets, after all.

His hardon for me is documented on various forums. Vagina envy, that one

Part of flea's therapy is to agree with her when she says everyone has a secret crush on her.

 

[Dove]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

Isn't Regan a girls name?

Of wait! You're English, aren't you?

You probably only think that because when you guys first encountered me, I was going by Regan.

Were you? You've always been Dove to me.

Valhalla. My first account :D

I didnt post much at first. Once I started posting at Joos board and you guys drug me back there as Dove lol

 

[The Countess]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

I believe you’re older than him.

I know for a fact that you are a gullible twat.

Isn't Regan a girls name?

Of wait! You're English, aren't you?

Hes a sixty year old man that pretends to be a little Japanese chick to catfish.

Ahhh. I see. Well, whatever blows ones hair back. This is the internets, after all.

His hardon for me is documented on various forums. Vagina envy, that one

Part of flea's therapy is to agree with her when she says everyone has a secret crush on her.

please explain why you follow me around like the biggest Stan?

 

[Master]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

Hahahahahagahahaha

Flea, you just gonna take that shit?

 

[Master]

Still don’t see any nominations tho

 

[Aylana]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

Hahahahahagahahaha

Flea, you just gonna take that shit?

Flea thinks people are following her around the forums and was even calling out "Poppy" at VF when no one was there.

Then she barged into BC and started spamming dick pic links.

She a stalker

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Still don’t see any nominations tho

Are you still on that?

This thread was effectively highjacked pages ago, dunce.

 

[Master]

Still don’t see any nominations tho

Are you still on that?

This thread was effectively highjacked pages ago, dunce.

By who? You dunderlings posting up elderly old men playing banjos?

How much geritol do you need to get your fingers in playing shape, shemp?

Have you met Benzo? He’s the resident Alzheimer’s patient around here so you might have to break his hip for the title.

Sayin

no…..SAYIN

 

[Master]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Bro, your elderly.

Denied

He old enough to play bingo.

Hahahahahagahahaha

Flea, you just gonna take that shit?

Flea thinks people are following her around the forums and was even calling out "Poppy" at VF when no one was there.

Then she barged into BC and started spamming dick pic links.

She a stalker

Do they still think that pic at FT is you?

srsly?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Still don’t see any nominations tho

Are you still on that?

This thread was effectively highjacked pages ago, dunce.

By who? You dunderlings posting up elderly old men playing banjos?

How much geritol do you need to get your fingers in playing shape, shemp?

Have you met Benzo? He’s the resident Alzheimer’s patient around here so you might have to break his hip for the title.

Sayin

no…..SAYIN

Sit down, Martini! Though you are a punk because you ain't never outgrown punkness, you're a punk that ain't that many years behind me, punk, and at least I know enough to put clean sheets on the old bed before I bring a new broad home to fuck.

Now go get me a Portillo's/ Chop chop!

 

[Master]

Still don’t see any nominations tho

Are you still on that?

This thread was effectively highjacked pages ago, dunce.

By who? You dunderlings posting up elderly old men playing banjos?

How much geritol do you need to get your fingers in playing shape, shemp?

Have you met Benzo? He’s the resident Alzheimer’s patient around here so you might have to break his hip for the title.

Sayin

no…..SAYIN

Sit down, Martini! Though you are a punk because you ain't never outgrown punkness, you're a punk that ain't that many years behind me, punk, and at least I know enough to put clean sheets on the old bed before I bring a new broad home to fuck.

Now go get me a Portillo's/ Chop chop!

Your an old man, bruh

How many pills a day you take so you don’t fall asleep?

Your toes prolly turned to dust what, three, four years ago?

How many times you been out in public and ppl thought you were an old, decrepit statue?

What scares you more? Catching COVID or diabetes?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I think martini is mad a Reggie cause Reggie was there when I beat martini to a pulp in two flame matches at CO

Lol

 

[Master]

Here we go again….

Will somebody nominate Herve here so he feels a foot taller?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Still don’t see any nominations tho

Are you still on that?

This thread was effectively highjacked pages ago, dunce.

By who? You dunderlings posting up elderly old men playing banjos?

How much geritol do you need to get your fingers in playing shape, shemp?

Have you met Benzo? He’s the resident Alzheimer’s patient around here so you might have to break his hip for the title.

Sayin

no…..SAYIN

Sit down, Martini! Though you are a punk because you ain't never outgrown punkness, you're a punk that ain't that many years behind me, punk, and at least I know enough to put clean sheets on the old bed before I bring a new broad home to fuck.

Now go get me a Portillo's/ Chop chop!

Your an old man, bruh

How many pills a day you take so you don’t fall asleep?

Your toes prolly turned to dust what, three, four years ago?

How many times you been out in public and ppl thought you were an old, decrepit statue?

What scares you more? Catching COVID or diabetes?

Already had the covid, little fella, and my dick still works and I never really needed a Molly Maid™ to come in and clean up my disgusting pig pen of a house.

Or so I've read.

In any case, it should be clear to pretty much everyone who has followed this thread that no one cares about the "Reg" shit you keep gabbling on about like some little kid with a new Pokemon card.

Your over/under on running away has just dropped by three whole days!

And I want my Portillo's beef wet with a side of juice. CHOP CHOP, BOY.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Poor martini was a laughing stock back at Co when I whooped his ass twice and he’s still a laughing stock now

 

[Master]

Still don’t see any nominations tho

Are you still on that?

This thread was effectively highjacked pages ago, dunce.

By who? You dunderlings posting up elderly old men playing banjos?

How much geritol do you need to get your fingers in playing shape, shemp?

Have you met Benzo? He’s the resident Alzheimer’s patient around here so you might have to break his hip for the title.

Sayin

no…..SAYIN

Sit down, Martini! Though you are a punk because you ain't never outgrown punkness, you're a punk that ain't that many years behind me, punk, and at least I know enough to put clean sheets on the old bed before I bring a new broad home to fuck.

Now go get me a Portillo's/ Chop chop!

Your an old man, bruh

How many pills a day you take so you don’t fall asleep?

Your toes prolly turned to dust what, three, four years ago?

How many times you been out in public and ppl thought you were an old, decrepit statue?

What scares you more? Catching COVID or diabetes?

Already had the covid, little fella, and my dick still works and I never really needed a Molly Maid™ to come in and clean up my disgusting pig pen of a house.

Or so I've read.

In any case, it should be clear to pretty much everyone who has followed this thread that no one cares about the "Reg" shit you keep gabbling on about like some little kid with a new Pokemon card.

Your over/under on running away has just dropped by three whole days!

And I want my Portillo's beef wet with a side of juice. CHOP CHOP, BOY.

So diabetes?

Why do you care if I leave? It’s not like your gonna remember any ways.

Did they write your birth certificate on a scroll, you decomposing wizard? When was the last time somebody said you didn’t smell like death, Elmer.

Is it true the last time you had a heart attack they brought you back with a plunger to the chest and some strong suction?

You sneeze dust, bruh. How you gonna high jack any thread when you gotta handicap placard as a windshield ornament?

Better yet, when was the last time you counted past three in public without looking around for help and scratching your head in shame, you crinkled up Keebler elf. Do you drink out a garden hose to?

Try bringing it, gramps, I’ll slap your shit around it will be like your having hot flashes all over again.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Boring word salad

Do better

 

[Master]

Dayum.

Poor Reggie ran awa…. Lemme rephrase that….

Poor Reggie burned the fabric off a pair of tennis balls sliding the fuck out this thread he supposedly highjacked.

Hey golden girl, is it true when you go to family gatherings they blow the fucking cobwebs off you before you enter the house?

They should have put your shit on a hook the way Mickey did to Rocky a long time ago, hasbeen.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Still don’t see any nominations tho

Are you still on that?

This thread was effectively highjacked pages ago, dunce.

By who? You dunderlings posting up elderly old men playing banjos?

How much geritol do you need to get your fingers in playing shape, shemp?

Have you met Benzo? He’s the resident Alzheimer’s patient around here so you might have to break his hip for the title.

Sayin

no…..SAYIN

Sit down, Martini! Though you are a punk because you ain't never outgrown punkness, you're a punk that ain't that many years behind me, punk, and at least I know enough to put clean sheets on the old bed before I bring a new broad home to fuck.

Now go get me a Portillo's/ Chop chop!

Your an old man, bruh

How many pills a day you take so you don’t fall asleep?

Your toes prolly turned to dust what, three, four years ago?

How many times you been out in public and ppl thought you were an old, decrepit statue?

What scares you more? Catching COVID or diabetes?

Already had the covid, little fella, and my dick still works and I never really needed a Molly Maid™ to come in and clean up my disgusting pig pen of a house.

Or so I've read.

In any case, it should be clear to pretty much everyone who has followed this thread that no one cares about the "Reg" shit you keep gabbling on about like some little kid with a new Pokemon card.

Your over/under on running away has just dropped by three whole days!

And I want my Portillo's beef wet with a side of juice. CHOP CHOP, BOY.

So diabetes?

Why do you care if I leave? It’s not like your gonna remember any ways.

Did they write your birth certificate on a scroll, you decomposing wizard? When was the last time somebody said you didn’t smell like death, Elmer.

Is it true the last time you had a heart attack they brought you back with a plunger to the chest and some strong suction?

You sneeze dust, bruh. How you gonna high jack any thread when you gotta handicap placard as a windshield ornament?

Better yet, when was the last time you counted past three in public without looking around for help and scratching your head in shame, you crinkled up Keebler elf. Do you drink out a garden hose to?

Try bringing it, gramps, I’ll slap your shit around it will be like your having hot flashes all over again.

Don't make me embarrass you further by posting simple google links to the old insult generators you mined this stuff from.

C'mon, man! I know you can do better than that. I do vaguely recall those matches at CO where Biggie toyed with you before curb-stomping you to put you out of all the readership's misery.

You seemed a bit swifter back then, I seem to recall. Did you ever get that mold cleaned up out of your dump that you inherited from somewhere? Breathing in filthy molds whilst one sleeps on dirty mattresses can have quite the deleterious effect upon one's mental processes ...

Or so I've read.

 

[kooch]

 

[kooch]

 

[kooch]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Nice trim on that one!