The BF Regs nomination thread

[Breakfall]

Once all the FN tournaments are over, I will be getting my panel back.

Right now currently I’m ranked 48th in the world and until I drop out of the top 500, I’ll be in LAN city.

Durinh this most opportune time, we here at BF have decided to move forward with a Reg identity for those of you who, as mod, I believe will hold the honor and prestige of this forum to the higher standards that we will be moving towards.

Right now, the Regs will be;

Flynn
Blandscape
Flea
Fox

we have two open slots available for the first group.

Use this thread for nominations for me to think about.

@Bastard Factory ...how come you haven’t got rid of this cunt yet? Serious question.

 

[Master]

Still don’t see any nominations tho

Are you still on that?

This thread was effectively highjacked pages ago, dunce.

By who? You dunderlings posting up elderly old men playing banjos?

How much geritol do you need to get your fingers in playing shape, shemp?

Have you met Benzo? He’s the resident Alzheimer’s patient around here so you might have to break his hip for the title.

Sayin

no…..SAYIN

Sit down, Martini! Though you are a punk because you ain't never outgrown punkness, you're a punk that ain't that many years behind me, punk, and at least I know enough to put clean sheets on the old bed before I bring a new broad home to fuck.

Now go get me a Portillo's/ Chop chop!

Your an old man, bruh

How many pills a day you take so you don’t fall asleep?

Your toes prolly turned to dust what, three, four years ago?

How many times you been out in public and ppl thought you were an old, decrepit statue?

What scares you more? Catching COVID or diabetes?

Already had the covid, little fella, and my dick still works and I never really needed a Molly Maid™ to come in and clean up my disgusting pig pen of a house.

Or so I've read.

In any case, it should be clear to pretty much everyone who has followed this thread that no one cares about the "Reg" shit you keep gabbling on about like some little kid with a new Pokemon card.

Your over/under on running away has just dropped by three whole days!

And I want my Portillo's beef wet with a side of juice. CHOP CHOP, BOY.

So diabetes?

Why do you care if I leave? It’s not like your gonna remember any ways.

Did they write your birth certificate on a scroll, you decomposing wizard? When was the last time somebody said you didn’t smell like death, Elmer.

Is it true the last time you had a heart attack they brought you back with a plunger to the chest and some strong suction?

You sneeze dust, bruh. How you gonna high jack any thread when you gotta handicap placard as a windshield ornament?

Better yet, when was the last time you counted past three in public without looking around for help and scratching your head in shame, you crinkled up Keebler elf. Do you drink out a garden hose to?

Try bringing it, gramps, I’ll slap your shit around it will be like your having hot flashes all over again.

Don't make me embarrass you further by posting simple google links to the old insult generators you mined this stuff from.

C'mon, man! I know you can do better than that. I do vaguely recall those matches at CO where Biggie toyed with you before curb-stomping you to put you out of all the readership's misery.

You seemed a bit swifter back then, I seem to recall. Did you ever get that mold cleaned up out of your dump that you inherited from somewhere? Breathing in filthy molds whilst one sleeps on dirty mattresses can have quite the deleterious effect upon one's mental processes ...

Or so I've read.

Do link these generators, gramps.

But before you do, let me get on your level

B 14

B 14

Ever make a hat out of one of your adult diapers?

When was the last time you trapped yourself in your own room because you forgot where the door was?

Ever eat food out of a cauldron?

Are you at that age where flashing lights give you seizures?

 

[kooch]

Nice trim on that one!

After years of depravity I've come full circle and am digging the high end production values of mainstream 80's and 90's softcore magazine pornography.

Who says you can never go home again?

lulz

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Still don’t see any nominations tho

Are you still on that?

This thread was effectively highjacked pages ago, dunce.

By who? You dunderlings posting up elderly old men playing banjos?

How much geritol do you need to get your fingers in playing shape, shemp?

Have you met Benzo? He’s the resident Alzheimer’s patient around here so you might have to break his hip for the title.

Sayin

no…..SAYIN

Sit down, Martini! Though you are a punk because you ain't never outgrown punkness, you're a punk that ain't that many years behind me, punk, and at least I know enough to put clean sheets on the old bed before I bring a new broad home to fuck.

Now go get me a Portillo's/ Chop chop!

Your an old man, bruh

How many pills a day you take so you don’t fall asleep?

Your toes prolly turned to dust what, three, four years ago?

How many times you been out in public and ppl thought you were an old, decrepit statue?

What scares you more? Catching COVID or diabetes?

Already had the covid, little fella, and my dick still works and I never really needed a Molly Maid™ to come in and clean up my disgusting pig pen of a house.

Or so I've read.

In any case, it should be clear to pretty much everyone who has followed this thread that no one cares about the "Reg" shit you keep gabbling on about like some little kid with a new Pokemon card.

Your over/under on running away has just dropped by three whole days!

And I want my Portillo's beef wet with a side of juice. CHOP CHOP, BOY.

So diabetes?

Why do you care if I leave? It’s not like your gonna remember any ways.

Did they write your birth certificate on a scroll, you decomposing wizard? When was the last time somebody said you didn’t smell like death, Elmer.

Is it true the last time you had a heart attack they brought you back with a plunger to the chest and some strong suction?

You sneeze dust, bruh. How you gonna high jack any thread when you gotta handicap placard as a windshield ornament?

Better yet, when was the last time you counted past three in public without looking around for help and scratching your head in shame, you crinkled up Keebler elf. Do you drink out a garden hose to?

Try bringing it, gramps, I’ll slap your shit around it will be like your having hot flashes all over again.

Don't make me embarrass you further by posting simple google links to the old insult generators you mined this stuff from.

C'mon, man! I know you can do better than that. I do vaguely recall those matches at CO where Biggie toyed with you before curb-stomping you to put you out of all the readership's misery.

You seemed a bit swifter back then, I seem to recall. Did you ever get that mold cleaned up out of your dump that you inherited from somewhere? Breathing in filthy molds whilst one sleeps on dirty mattresses can have quite the deleterious effect upon one's mental processes ...

Or so I've read.

Do link these generators, gramps.

But before you do, let me get on your level

B 14

B 14

Ever make a hat out of one of your adult diapers?

When was the last time you trapped yourself in your own room because you forgot where the door was?

Ever eat food out of a cauldron?

Are you at that age where flashing lights give you seizures?

It took you twenty minutes to come up with that?

You really should look into that mold issue, or so I've read.

Anyway, you've committed the gravest sin one can commit on boards such as these. You have bored me. So, since my beer is empty and my bowl is burned out, I'm off to better things. Nighty night, Martini. We old fucks need our rest to keep besting the punks we come across. I do hope to read something at least half way funny next time I come round.

 

[Master]

Just a heads up;

nominations will end tomorrow. After that, they will be examined meticulously by yours truly, I will weigh each application on its own merit, then the results will be placed in a Manila envelope, sealed, and will not be opened until I have my panel, which depends on my god like skills at FN, which should be a couple months from now.

Get those nominations in

 

[Master]

And, as the Mod of this forum, and a hero of loin and girth, what changes would you, the valued members here, like to see within this forum, the people’s forum?

More of a social media footprint? Already started.

Returning members from back in the day? Sure thing

Exclusivr flame matches featuring legends from the past? Ones on its way

Now, I’ve been asked by a few members for new threads to be mod approved before being posted. As mod, if I put that thru, I will do the best that I can to provide only the highest quality of content.

All Reg threads go thru automatically.

 

[Breakfall]

And, as the Mod of this forum, and a hero of loin and girth, what changes would you, the valued members here, like to see within this forum, the people’s forum?

More of a social media footprint? Already started.

Returning members from back in the day? Sure thing

Exclusivr flame matches featuring legends from the past? Ones on its way

Now, I’ve been asked by a few members for new threads to be mod approved before being posted. As mod, if I put that thru, I will do the best that I can to provide only the highest quality of content.

All Reg threads go thru automatically.

Oi fuckhead...you’re a weasel and a pansy. You’re an embarrassment to the male species. You’ll get knocked the fuck out very soon.

 

[RAVEN]

@Reggie_Essent - are you an okey white looking motherfucker?

I posted video of myself plucking on my guitar everywhere I've gone. I think there's one here somewhere.

I don't think I'm an ugly motherfucker, but one never knows how anyone sees ugly motherfuckerness.

Can I see it please?

You're too fucking lazy to search? Damn! We might be related.

Beautiful Reggie :)

 

[Breakfall]

Hi @RAVEN

 

[RAVEN]

HEY.!!!.. I can't believe this stupid fucktard is still here flapping his yapper... JFC.. Doesn't he have a burger to go flip.. the greasy fucker :)

 

[Master]

HEY.!!!.. I can't believe this stupid fucktard is still here flapping his yapper... JFC.. Doesn't he have a burger to go flip.. the greasy fucker :)

Are you mad because nobody nominated you?

 

[Breakfall]

HEY.!!!.. I can't believe this stupid fucktard is still here flapping his yapper... JFC.. Doesn't he have a burger to go flip.. the greasy fucker :)

I would love to give him a fat lip after his gutless attack. One headbutt and his lip would be pulp fiction and his gums ready for receiving @Blandscape ’s pungent cock.

Weather’s been beautiful here otherwise, first month into Spring season and the ocean ‘s finally warming up.

 

[RAVEN]

FUCK OFF.... I remember you from way back when you came here crying about Dovey.... I didn't like you then and I don't like you now... Why don't you take a hike and don't come back.. stupid fuck.

 

[Breakfall]

FUCK OFF.... I remember you from way back when you came here crying about Dovey.... I didn't like you then and I don't like you now... Why don't you take a hike and don't come back.. stupid fuck.

I’ve reported him and hopefully @Bastard Factory can made a definite decision about this fuckwad and his sidekick @Flynn . Two of the most classless cunts around. It’s like listening to an American version of PLEASE ASS BOX ME! Q aka maxis735 LGBTQP.

 

[Master]

FUCK OFF.... I remember you from way back when you came here crying about Dovey.... I didn't like you then and I don't like you now... Why don't you take a hike and don't come back.. stupid fuck.

Tisk tisk

The problem is, your just forum filler.

You don’t really have an opinion that matters, and the only way you can actually have a voice is by being nominated.

(looks at list)

I don’t see anybody rushing to vouch for you…..

 

[Breakfall]

FUCK OFF.... I remember you from way back when you came here crying about Dovey.... I didn't like you then and I don't like you now... Why don't you take a hike and don't come back.. stupid fuck.

Tisk tisk

The problem is, your just forum filler.

You don’t really have an opinion that matters, and the only way you can actually have a voice is by being nominated.

(looks at list)

I don’t see anybody rushing to vouch for you…..

@Bastard Factory ...check out this fucking cunt won’t you! Really??? For fuck sakes...would you like me to pay $1000 pissant geld to bury the weasel for good. Jesus Fucking Christ man!!!!

 

[Breakfall]

Anyone want to kill @King Martini (Kevin) for me? Name your price...

 

[RAVEN]

I don't want to be any part of your faggot list... I could give 2 fucks if you dropped over dead right now ... it would spare us all from having to see your retarded drivel ..

 

[Master]

I don't want to be any part of your faggot list... I could give 2 fucks if you dropped over dead right now ... it would spare us all from having to see your retarded drivel ..

You seem big mad.

Now now, it’s not my fault nobody is stepping up for you. That’s on them.

I can see why, you read like a moron and possibly they don’t think much of you, perhaps?

But that harkens a bigger question-

If they don’t think much of you, then why should I?

 

[Breakfall]

I don't want to be any part of your faggot list... I could give 2 fucks if you dropped over dead right now ... it would spare us all from having to see your retarded drivel ..

I can’t believe he actually has the hide to post here after his Georgy Porgy effort to tell you the truth!

 

[RAVEN]

Don't flatter yourself.. Nobody likes you :) How long did you last as a mod here? BAHAHAHA... Loser!

 

[Breakfall]

Don't flatter yourself.. Nobody likes you :) How long did you last as a mod here? BAHAHAHA... Loser!

If he was Dutch/Arab it would be just like Q for sure. What a pasty-looking equivalent though!

 

[RAVEN]

I doubt Q smelled like a dead cat and a pissy mattress, tho LMAO!!!

 

[Master]

Don't flatter yourself.. Nobody likes you :) How long did you last as a mod here? BAHAHAHA... Loser!

Hmm, until I gave my panel back?

Last time I checked, it’s still there waiting for me.

Now, about that nomination, or lack there of…..

 

[RAVEN]

YOU MAY HAVE GAVE IT BACK because you were BEING SLAUGHTERED HERE... Couldn't take the heat HAHAHAHA!!... Pussy!

 

[Master]

I will say this;

Im leaning towards not only mod approved threads, but mod approval for posts also.

Regs, of course, are automatically approved.

The tireless job we Mods must do for quality content…..

 

[Master]

YOU MAY HAVE GAVE IT BACK because you were BEING SLAUGHTERED HERE... Couldn't take the heat HAHAHAHA!!... Pussy!

Slaughtered? I’m still here tho.

BF knows why, and it had nothing to do with this forum.

Nobody has nominated you yet.

I just looked

 

[RAVEN]

lmao!! I swear to gawd.. you are retarded!! Get a fucking life!!! lol... I can't talk to you anymore.. you boring fuck!

 

[RAVEN]

You couldn't handle it... Pussy boi!

 

[Breakfall]

YOU MAY HAVE GAVE IT BACK because you were BEING SLAUGHTERED HERE... Couldn't take the heat HAHAHAHA!!... Pussy!

Slaughtered? I’m still here tho.

BF knows why, and it had nothing to do with this forum.

Nobody has nominated you yet.

I just looked

I paid him a measly $50 to fuck your panel off. It was that easy.