The Martini Podcast is back!!!

[Martini]

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[Flynn]

 

[Fredricka]

Oh joy

 

[Lily]

Oh joy

He can eat a sammich while cursing and record it. Astounding work.

 

[Flynn]

King Martini!!!

The King!!!

The King!!!

Is here!!!

 

[Fredricka]

He can eat a sammich while cursing and record it. Astounding work.

If he cut out all the fucks it would just be 2 minutes of old man small talk and spittle

 

[Lily]

If he cut out all the fucks it would just be 2 minutes of old man small talk and spittle

I don't care about what happened at Flame Town. I won't be listening on Saturday.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

FFS why did I ask him about these earlier?

 

[Fredricka]

I don't care about what happened at Flame Town. I won't be listening on Saturday.

Me neither, who cares what that twit has to spray

 

[Jack]

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[Mr. Wednesday]

Well, that... was something. Sounds like a guy I shot while playing Fallout: New Vegas. Oliver Swanick, that's the guy.

Wild.

 

[Martini]

@Bastard Factory can you bring back embedding?

 

[Kirk]

OMG I just saw King Martini's Cameo page, he is charging 200 bucks for a 2 minute Birthday greeting or pep talk, holy shit.

 

[Martini]

OMG I just saw King Martini's Cameo page, he is charging 200 bucks for a 2 minute Birthday greeting or pep talk, holy shit.

Gotta pay the bills somehow.....

 

[Kirk]

Jack should be on the pottycast, he can shout out some Bingo numbers.

 

[Jack]

Jack should be on the pottycast, he can shout out some Bingo numbers.

I would actually do that.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Jack should be on the pottycast, he can shout out some Bingo numbers.

"Five! Yellow! Aardvark! B! Oregano!"

 

[Flynn]

If he cut out all the fucks it would just be 2 minutes of old man small talk and spittle

Maybe you can show us how it's done?

 

[Flynn]

@Martini As a favor to me, can you fit Jack in the podcast this weekend?

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe you can show us how it's done?

I can just tell you. Talk about something interesting, be educated, get the speech impediment fixed and stop spittling all over the place

 

[Lily]

I can just tell you. Talk about something interesting, be educated, get the speech impediment fixed and stop spittling all over the place

It's sheer fucking nonsense. His podcasts have always been gibberish.

 

[Fredricka]

It's sheer fucking nonsense. His podcasts have always been gibberish.

Totally, and I read that if you listen to them he gets money. He's not getting one solitary penny out of me, he can rot on the streets in his cardboard box

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Totally, and I read that if you listen to them he gets money. He's not getting one solitary penny out of me, he can rot on the streets in his cardboard box

Has his cardboard box got 24" gold rims? Inquiring minds don't actually give a shit.

 

[Flynn]

I can just tell you. Talk about something interesting, be educated, get the speech impediment fixed and stop spittling all over the place

Then show us...I'm sure listening to you struggle with 3-letter words is soo much better.

 

[Fredricka]

Then show us...I'm sure listening to you struggle with 3-letter words is soo much better.

No, I don't want to help him to get better. He must suffer, it's the only way

 

[Fredricka]

In fact I shouldn't have even given that good advice earlier. Shame on me

 

[Flynn]

No, I don't want to help him to get better. He must suffer, it's the only way

The only way for what?

 

[Fredricka]

The only way for what?

The only way his life should go

 

[Flynn]

In fact I shouldn't have even given that good advice earlier. Shame on me

Maybe he's in love with you as well?

I'm sure you skinny arms and your chic fashion sense just makes him all hot and bothered.

 

[Flynn]

The only way his life should go

Why would you be worried about his life and not yours?