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This is sad on a whole other level... Who would pay a fumbled, uneducated idiot who's built like a teenage girl money for a birthday greeting? You seriously need help Martini... The only truthful thing you've done online is name yourself after a weak n cheap foul tasting Alcoholic drink that's completely outdated in modern society... Your delusion that online lies have relevance in people's lives or even more worrying thinking that people get jealous of your delusion is really telling how mentally and emotionally unstable you are... Have you ever spoke to a psychiatrist? I'd consider it... No doubt you or the irrelevant Flynn will reply with predictable attempts to wound me with utter lies and nonsensical personal insults thinking they hurt me the same way it hurts yous haha but let's be clear, this stuff truly matters to you and some others but it doesn't mean shit to the real ones... That's all from me...
 
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This is sad on a whole other level... Who would pay a fumbled, uneducated idiot who's built like a teenage girl money for a birthday greeting? You seriously need help Martini... The only truthful thing you've done online is name yourself after a weak n cheap foul tasting Alcoholic drink that's completely outdated in modern society... Your delusion that online lies have relevance in people's lives or even more worrying thinking that people get jealous of your delusion is really telling how mentally and emotionally unstable you are... Have you ever spoke to a psychiatrist? I'd consider it... No doubt you or the irrelevant Flynn will reply with predictable attempts to wound me with utter lies and nonsensical personal insults thinking they hurt me the same way it hurts yous haha but let's be clear, this stuff truly matters to you and some others but it doesn't mean shit to the real ones... That's all from me...
Lol wat?

First, I'm rarely here. I haven't been at this eyesore for over a year up until a couple days ago, so right there, you put that big L tiara on and prance around like a back up dancer for Chappel Roan, you hideously uninformed, Sloth from the Goonies looking unitard.

I have zero clue who anybody is at this hovel any more outside of cabinet members and plan to keep it that way, so when you say "this shit matters", you sure as shit ain't talking to me especially when most of the retards here are already expecting me to leave in a day or two.

As for insulting you, nobody gives a fuck about you. From what I remember you had all the talent in the world and zero ways to untap it, so you exiled yourself into obscurity. You insulted yourself, no offense.

If your back, great. If not, no big loss....
 

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Lol wat?

First, I'm rarely here. I haven't been at this eyesore for over a year up until a couple days ago, so right there, you put that big L tiara on and prance around like a back up dancer for Chappel Roan, you hideously uninformed, Sloth from the Goonies looking unitard.

I have zero clue who anybody is at this hovel any more outside of cabinet members and plan to keep it that way, so when you say "this shit matters", you sure as shit ain't talking to me especially when most of the retards here are already expecting me to leave in a day or two.

As for insulting you, nobody gives a fuck about you. From what I remember you had all the talent in the world and zero ways to untap it, so you exiled yourself into obscurity. You insulted yourself, no offense.

If your back, great. If not, no big loss....
You constantly try to impress strangers online, you give a fuck I don't and that's the truth... You need help, you're truly insane... Reply predictably but don't expect a response from me... Fucking podcasts and I insulted myself haha oh ffs
 
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You constantly try to impress strangers online, you give a fuck I don't and that's the truth... You need help, you're truly insane... Reply predictably but don't expect a response from me... Fucking podcasts and I insulted myself haha oh ffs
Again....

Lol wat?

If you take shit literally on these types of forums that's on you. If you cannot separate a gimmick from the truth that's also on you.

If you are here to take everything literally you are really on the wrong forum.

No response? Good. I hardly read you anyways.
 

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This is sad on a whole other level... Who would pay a fumbled, uneducated idiot who's built like a teenage girl money for a birthday greeting? You seriously need help Martini... The only truthful thing you've done online is name yourself after a weak n cheap foul tasting Alcoholic drink that's completely outdated in modern society... Your delusion that online lies have relevance in people's lives or even more worrying thinking that people get jealous of your delusion is really telling how mentally and emotionally unstable you are... Have you ever spoke to a psychiatrist? I'd consider it... No doubt you or the irrelevant Flynn will reply with predictable attempts to wound me with utter lies and nonsensical personal insults thinking they hurt me the same way it hurts yous haha but let's be clear, this stuff truly matters to you and some others but it doesn't mean shit to the real ones... That's all from me...
Hahaha, tard told :LOL3:
 

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IDK but King Martini did have some positive reviews for his Cameo's...I mean they can't be worse than Vince Neil charging 400 bucks for a drunken birthday greeting that he makes while driving in his car.
 

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This is sad on a whole other level... Who would pay a fumbled, uneducated idiot who's built like a teenage girl money for a birthday greeting? You seriously need help Martini... The only truthful thing you've done online is name yourself after a weak n cheap foul tasting Alcoholic drink that's completely outdated in modern society... Your delusion that online lies have relevance in people's lives or even more worrying thinking that people get jealous of your delusion is really telling how mentally and emotionally unstable you are... Have you ever spoke to a psychiatrist? I'd consider it... No doubt you or the irrelevant Flynn will reply with predictable attempts to wound me with utter lies and nonsensical personal insults thinking they hurt me the same way it hurts yous haha but let's be clear, this stuff truly matters to you and some others but it doesn't mean shit to the real ones... That's all from me...
I’ve been trying to tell these cretins since 19 how long ago, that this just doesn’t matter!!
 

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You constantly try to impress strangers online, you give a fuck I don't and that's the truth... You need help, you're truly insane... Reply predictably but don't expect a response from me... Fucking podcasts and I insulted myself haha oh ffs

I think the only person here who needs help is you. After your jail and drug stints, you think you're able to come out here after this all this time and point a crooked finger at anyone?

Aren't you the bloke that got incarcerated for hitting your girlfriends father?

You wanna talk about non-relevant?
 
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These try harders, whether they're trying to impress us with their scroll bombs, stupid podcasts, cars, flowers...

Holeee Fuck!

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How come your head is proportionally bigger that the rest of your burlap sack filled with turnips body?
 

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Lily got ass, ha ha I know some guys that’d destroy that AHAHAHAA
Not teasing who the fuck am I just saying (:
 
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Big brain, biatch...
LOL wat?

Nobody is talking about the mini fridge you call a brain, magilla, it's that bulbous, almost cattle like face.

Come on, just admit they used to ring a fucking cow bell to get you back into your stall at recess. When God was pitching genes you got thrown a curve ball, and with that gorge you call a face, he followed it up with a knuckler.

Times have changed. Your not as relevant as you think you are.
 

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LOL wat?

Nobody is talking about the mini fridge you call a brain, magilla, it's that bulbous, almost cattle like face.

Come on, just admit they used to ring a fucking cow bell to get you back into your stall at recess. When God was pitching genes you got thrown a curve ball, and with that gorge you call a face, he followed it up with a knuckler.

Times have changed. Your not as relevant as you think you are.

I never said I was relevant. I've never cared about being "relevant". That's you and people like you. Pitiful. No one gives a fuck, figure it out.