The Martini Podcast is back!!!

[Lily]

(Spits out monster)

Define well? Did you fucking spit roasted them then eat?

Prison pen pal?

Who da Fauq are you trying to kid....

Very well...

Tall, dark and handsome.

Tall, fair and handsome.

I shit you not, I've seen you...I wouldn't spit at you if you were on fire.

 

[Martini]

I never said I was relevant. I've never cared about being "relevant". That's you and people like you. Pitiful. No one gives a fuck, figure it out.

Bullshit, Lizzo.

You bitch to BF all the time about ppl hurting your feels, you gave up PI from another baconator for clout, you damn well give a fuck how you look at this smorgasbord, you over bloated suckling pig.

So keep your born with diabetes carcass thinking that bold faced lie. Everyone knows the truth.

 

[Lily]

Bullshit, Lizzo.

You bitch to BF all the time about ppl hurting your feels, you gave up PI from another baconator for clout, you damn well give a fuck how you look at this smorgasbord, you over bloated suckling pig.

So keep your born with diabetes carcass thinking that bold faced lie. Everyone knows the truth.

You don't know shit. Sorry you only attract trash like Dove. That's on you.

 

[Flynn]

Bullshit, Lizzo.

You bitch to BF all the time about ppl hurting your feels, you gave up PI from another baconator for clout, you damn well give a fuck how you look at this smorgasbord, you over bloated suckling pig.

So keep your born with diabetes carcass thinking that bold faced lie. Everyone knows the truth.

Bravo!

Could not have stated it any better.

 

[Lily]

I think you need a reminder of what you really are, little man.

King Martini the Monarch of Mediocrity, the Sultan of Suck…the Emperor of Ennui. You return every few months to rail against the lost “art” of “flaming”. You are like the Dodo that was unable to respond to changing environment in order to survive. You and your fellow flamers were lost to the evolution of the internet and social media. The young innovators and content creators don’t have two fucks to give about “flaming”. Your form of existing on the internet no longer exists in forums of any consequence. They happen in real time. One that you can’t manage. The truth is that your failures, inability to adapt to X, Tik Tok, etc and to accept that people, even most “flamers”, have moved on makes you rage rather than adapt.

I can see why you can’t adapt; you have nothing to offer beyond your juvenile antics and repetitive insults. You say I need control, which is actually a confession on your part. You are a man past middle age that is still serving others for a living. You live in a basement, though it was so kind of Murdy to, as I suspect, cover for your existence in squalor. Many of us saw the evidence with our own eyes. You’re a lazy fucking pig and live like one. You’ve accomplished jack shit in life and believe that your pathetic life online makes you interesting. I suggest you need to learn to control your actual life.

You go on and on about the Summer of Poofer as if it were an accomplishment. LMAO. That was a cringy episode of watching two trains collide in a colossal 200 train car pileup. The explosions, fed by stupidity, manure, and a Switch, were interesting because that’s what trainwrecks are, interesting for a few moments. You let us know that you were obsessing over a woman that you have since deemed unworthy of you. The truth is that both of you are mirror images of the other. You are a match made in a portapotty; you deserve one another and belong together.

There’s only so much a bullshitter brings to the table. Your “podcasts” were nothing more than a series of “fucks” every third word; nonsensical and uninteresting. Your forums have failed and you don’t know why. That is the biggest tragedy of all. A failure that cannot fathom where he went wrong. Get along little wiener dog, you’re not going to save anything. You are a boil on the ass of humanity.

And my dick is bigger than your clit, waitstaff.

 

[Martini]

I think you need a reminder of what you really are, little man.

No, I know exactly what I am.

A difference maker.

That, you extra large tire fire, is the one thing you will never be. No matter how much you kiss up to staff for your own benefit, that shit stops now considering I don't need you any more then I need the last shit I took.

King Martini the Monarch of Mediocrity, the Sultan of Suck…the Emperor of Ennui. You return every few months to rail against the lost “art” of “flaming”.

no i dont. I havent been on this site in over a year. You dont know what "flaming " is any more then all the retard brigade that was never a part of it in the first place, nor could you handle it considering;

A. You take these fucking words as serious as the bible to a Christian

and

B. You have no talent to begin with considering you are nothing but a fucking bot with limited mental capacities that only revolve around talking into the fucking tornado about Trump and your pitiful political leanings.

Thats the biggest two strikes anybody with even the smallest IQ couldnt overcome. You? You fucking own that shit like its gold plated shit and devour it like candy.

You are like the Dodo that was unable to respond to changing environment in order to survive. You and your fellow flamers were lost to the evolution of the internet and social media.

Have you been on Twitter lately, you obtuse cow? Flaming never died. It's dolts, extra large dolts such as you who want to make believe it hasn't. That's why you hide here instead of actually trying to box with thousands, you petrified coward with the emphasis on cow.

The young innovators and content creators don’t have two fucks to give about “flaming”.

Yeah? Name one.

You are oblivious to social media and it shows considering drama has been white hot for years and "young" content creators are just tapping into shit many of us were doing years ago on the flame forums.

As for innovation, I started a podcast years ago and now suddenly everyone has a podcast. Even the young "innovators" derp derp. So save some of that stupidity for your next string of posts, don't waste it all here for me to curb stomp easily.

Your form of existing on the internet no longer exists in forums of any consequence. They happen in real time. One that you can’t manage. The truth is that your failures, inability to adapt to X, Tik Tok, etc and to accept that people, even most “flamers”, have moved on makes you rage rather than adapt.

LOL wat? Unlike you, blubbertoe, I not only adapted to social media, I made it my bitch.

YOU, with a big slob like finger, are projecting YOUR failures considering you look like you should be hosed off once a week, not me.

I, don't need this forum. You DO. I make money on social media. You make nothing here. I can screen grab my cryto wallet and prove it. Can you? Of course you can't because you are only here posting for free why, again?

I can see why you can’t adapt; you have nothing to offer beyond your juvenile antics and repetitive insults. You say I need control, which is actually a confession on your part. You are a man past middle age that is still serving others for a living. You live in a basement, though it was so kind of Murdy to, as I suspect, cover for your existence in squalor. Many of us saw the evidence with our own eyes. You’re a lazy fucking pig and live like one. You’ve accomplished jack shit in life and believe that your pathetic life online makes you interesting. I suggest you need to learn to control your actual life.

Says the blimp who looks like a swamp creature giving away PI for clout on a fucking message board. You, moron have zero place to talk about anybody considering you realisticly look like you were spawned out a fucking sewer

This shit IS your pitiful life.

What if BF was some nutjob and you gave up somebodys PI just like that for clout? What did YOU gain from that other then fucking pulling a low level gotcha?

Nothing? Exactly.

Now everybody thinks your nothing but a bottom feeding, clout chasing obese monstrosity who would do anything, even giving up PII that can actually harm somebody just because, in that cracked egg shell you call a brain, you thought it was a good idea. And that in itself, proves beyond a shadow of a doubt, you are mentally unstable and prolly suffer from CTE of which Chris Benoit himself would shudder to have.

You go on and on about the Summer of Poofer as if it were an accomplishment. LMAO. That was a cringy episode of watching two trains collide in a colossal 200 train car pileup. The explosions, fed by stupidity, manure, and a Switch, were interesting because that’s what trainwrecks are, interesting for a few moments. You let us know that you were obsessing over a woman that you have since deemed unworthy of you. The truth is that both of you are mirror images of the other. You are a match made in a portapotty; you deserve one another and belong together.

Again, it was content. I pushed the boundaries which.... the young "innovative " content creators are doing the exact same thing now.

And it was so effective, you nimrods have been trying to replicate it since.

I dont talk about that shit, you imbeciles do.

I mean....its not like i passe around somebodies phone number or anything....derp derp

There’s only so much a bullshitter brings to the table. Your “podcasts” were nothing more than a series of “fucks” every third word; nonsensical and uninteresting. Your forums have failed and you don’t know why. That is the biggest tragedy of all. A failure that cannot fathom where he went wrong. Get along little wiener dog, you’re not going to save anything. You are a boil on the ass of humanity.

And my dick is bigger than your clit, waitstaff.

What forums failed?

I modded BH not once, but twice and both times that hovel blew up. Once to the point EB came back.

The BG? I had a private forum hitting on the alexa ratings, you stupid slob.

My forum? That place had more traffic then all the other forums combined. I pulled the plug over a sponsor.

I'm better then you. I'll always be better then you even if I gained three hundred some odd pounds, got a lobotomy and typed with crayons taped to my fingers.

And nothing will ever change that.

(Spits)

 

[Lily]

No, I know exactly what I am.

A difference maker. What difference? Asking the customer if they want a regular or brioche bun on their burger, waitstaff?

That, you extra large tire fire, is the one thing you will never be. No matter how much you kiss up to staff for your own benefit, that shit stops now considering I don't need you any more then I need the last shit I took. You're not staff, you're a pile of nothing.

no i dont. I havent been on this site in over a year. You dont know what "flaming " is any more then all the retard brigade that was never a part of it in the first place, nor could you handle it considering;

A. You take these fucking words as serious as the bible to a Christian

and

B. You have no talent to begin with considering you are nothing but a fucking bot with limited mental capacities that only revolve around talking into the fucking tornado about Trump and your pitiful political leanings. I don't claim to have talent...see, you do? And you don't...the only talent you have is to chase after low rent women and fight over a minor's electronic toy and manage to fuck that up too.

Thats the biggest two strikes anybody with even the smallest IQ couldnt overcome. You? You fucking own that shit like its gold plated shit and devour it like candy.


Have you been on Twitter lately, you obtuse cow? Flaming never died. It's dolts, extra large dolts such as you who want to make believe it hasn't. That's why you hide here instead of actually trying to box with thousands, you petrified coward with the emphasis on cow. It's dead on forums, you illiterate midget. Yet you keep coming back as if you could revive. Adapt or die off.

Yeah? Name one.

You are oblivious to social media and it shows considering drama has been white hot for years and "young" content creators are just tapping into shit many of us were doing years ago on the flame forums.

As for innovation, I started a podcast years ago and now suddenly everyone has a podcast. Even the young "innovators" derp derp. So save some of that stupidity for your next string of posts, don't waste it all here for me to curb stomp easily. You may have started a podcast, I'll even give you credit for that, but you've done nothing with it. There are thousands that do it better and monetize it. Why would you even waste your time here if you were talented? The truth is, you wouldn't. You and your ilk are no talent hacks and you know it.


LOL wat? Unlike you, blubbertoe, I not only adapted to social media, I made it my bitch. Bwahahahahahahahahaha...you're a joke. You ain't shit.

YOU, with a big slob like finger, are projecting YOUR failures considering you look like you should be hosed off once a week, not me.

I, don't need this forum. You DO. I make money on social media. You make nothing here. I can screen grab my cryto wallet and prove it. Can you? Of course you can't because you are only here posting for free why, again? I'm not here to make money. This isn't a place to make money, herpy derp, moron.


Says the blimp who looks like a swamp creature giving away PI for clout on a fucking message board. You, moron have zero place to talk about anybody considering you realisticly look like you were spawned out a fucking sewer. I didn't give anything away for clout. Who are you to talk, biatch? You called someone's job for sheer revenge, you pathetic fuck. Just because you got kicked to the curb by someone as cringey as you.

This shit IS your pitiful life.

What if BF was some nutjob and you gave up somebodys PI just like that for clout? What did YOU gain from that other then fucking pulling a low level gotcha? BF isn't a nutjob like you. He didn't call anyone's employer to exact revenge. You think anyone's forgotten?

Nothing? Exactly.

Now everybody thinks your nothing but a bottom feeding, clout chasing obese monstrosity who would do anything, even giving up PII that can actually harm somebody just because, in that cracked egg shell you call a brain, you thought it was a good idea. And that in itself, proves beyond a shadow of a doubt, you are mentally unstable and prolly suffer from CTE of which Chris Benoit himself would shudder to have. Again, you called and snitched someone out at their job! What did you get your brain damage from? Sticking your head in Dove's toilet trying to save the Switch from being flushed? You freaking creeps are urine stains on the floor of your filthy fucking hovel you call a home?


Again, it was content. I pushed the boundaries which.... the young "innovative " content creators are doing the exact same thing now.

And it was so effective, you nimrods have been trying to replicate it since.

I dont talk about that shit, you imbeciles do.

I mean....its not like i passe around somebodies phone number or anything....derp derp I guess it's okay to have some bitch you fucked on a filthy mattress calling the mother of your kids...now that's CONTENT, right, dirtbag?


What forums failed? The one you tried to run and closed down after what, 2 weeks? Sure it was a sponsor...you're so busy you come back here to pretend to be staff and haven't done jack shit.

I modded BH not once, but twice and both times that hovel blew up. Once to the point EB came back. IDGAF and neither does anyone else with a functioning brain stem.

The BG? I had a private forum hitting on the alexa ratings, you stupid slob.

My forum? That place had more traffic then all the other forums combined. I pulled the plug over a sponsor.

I'm better then you. I'll always be better then you even if I gained three hundred some odd pounds, got a lobotomy and typed with crayons taped to my fingers.

And nothing will ever change that.

(Spits)

Read my response to your colossal bullshit embedded above.
Truth is, you're a nothingburger and you know it. Just like everyone else. You wouldn't be here otherwise, loser.

 

[Fredricka]

When martini opened a board there was about 5 people there, mostly his alts and he closed it after a short time in shame. People noticed, martini

 

[Adam Hitler]

hideously uninformed, Sloth from the Goonies looking unitard.

Oh fuck me sideways, are you of all people throwing shade at someone's looks? My dewd, you look like a ghetto downs syndrome variant of Borat...

 

[Flynn]

Oh fuck me sideways, are you of all people throwing shade at someone's looks? My dewd, you look like a ghetto downs syndrome variant of Borat...

Okay...okay...do my eyes deceive me?

Is Aryan talking about someone's looks? Sure, Martini isn't going to win any awards in a beauty contest held for a pig's ass, at least his pictures are real, which is more than I can say for you.

"My dewd," Martini may look retarded, but at least we know what he looks like. Unlike you, he's not afraid to put himself out there. You are. Which is why you play this game of,

"You refuse to post a signed and dated photo."

Yeah, kinda like you correct? Also, you refuse to even do a simple Voccaroo which leads me to believe you're actually an African Immigrant from the Ivory Coast. With all your accusations, you're just like Fred in that regard, you can never put up, so you never shut up.

 

[Kirk]

Okay...okay...do my eyes deceive me?

Is Aryan talking about someone's looks? Sure, Martini isn't going to win any awards in a beauty contest held for a pig's ass, at least his pictures are real, which is more than I can say for you.

"My dewd," Martini may look retarded, but at least we know what he looks like. Unlike you, he's not afraid to put himself out there. You are. Which is why you play this game of,

"You refuse to post a signed and dated photo."

Yeah, kinda like you correct? Also, you refuse to even do a simple Voccaroo which leads me to believe you're actually an African Immigrant from the Ivory Coast. With all your accusations, you're just like Fred in that regard, you can never put up, so you never shut up.

Why would people post pictures...you will have them made into photo pillows and bite them every night.

 

[Flynn]

Why would people post pictures...you will have them made into photo pillows and bite them every night.

And???

 

[Martini]

Read my response to your colossal bullshit embedded above.
Truth is, you're a nothingburger and you know it. Just like everyone else. You wouldn't be here otherwise, loser.

You know this pile of shit lost when they suddenly forget how to quote....

Five likes and I make gifs that will make this cow run away from this forum for good.

 

[Lily]

You know this pile of shit lost when they suddenly forget how to quote....

Five likes and I make gifs that will make this cow run away from this forum for good.

I wish you luck with that, weasel.

 

[Fredricka]

Martini is not capable of getting 5 likes
He only has one sycophant these days

 

[Jack]

Very well...

Tall, dark and handsome.

Tall, fair and handsome.

I shit you not, I've seen you...I wouldn't give spit at you if you were on fire.

Listen,

You know this pile of shit lost when they suddenly forget how to quote....

Five likes and I make gifs that will make this cow run away from this forum for good.

Shut up, asshole.

 

[Adam Hitler]

"You refuse to post a signed and dated photo."

You're so fucking disingenuous. I have stated countless times that I would do this if you will, but of course you refuse.

 

[Adam Hitler]

And???

I fucking knew it. Its like I've been e-raped....

 

[Flynn]

I fucking knew it. Its like I've been e-raped....

I don't know how this comes as a surprise when your photo pillow just shows your butthole with an an entry arrow next to it. Though, as much as you would like me to e-rape you, you'll have to get afmin to do that for you.

 

[Flynn]

You're so fucking disingenuous. I have stated countless times that I would do this if you will, but of course you refuse.

I have already done what I need to do. As soon as you belt out a Vocaroo, I might think about it, fake picture poster.

 

[Adam Hitler]

So if I post a Vocaroo you'll post a timestamped photo which reads "Aryan owns me", deal?

 

[Flynn]

So if I post a Vocaroo you'll post a timestamped photo which reads "Aryan owns me", deal?

I dunno about the "owned" part.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Be a sport, it would be funny. Its about time you laughed at yourself for a change, instead of having such a stick up your bony ass.

 

[Flynn]

Be a sport, it would be funny. Its about time you laughed at yourself for a change, instead of having such a stick up your bony ass.

How about no, fuckwit. How about that you fucking game playing imbecile?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Holy seethe.

 

[Flynn]

Holy seethe.

Really?

I thought I was just being honest.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You're always mad, this is hardly news to most people.

 

[Flynn]

You're always mad, this is hardly news to most people.

Only to you.

I love everyone else. I am kind and courteous to other people. Just ask them.

 

[Flynn]

Read my response to your colossal bullshit embedded above.
Truth is, you're a nothingburger and you know it. Just like everyone else. You wouldn't be here otherwise, loser.

Did you think better of trying to scroll bomb Martini?



Fucking idiot.

 

[Martini]

Did you think better of trying to scroll bomb Martini?



Fucking idiot.

I loved her whole "young content creators are innovative " fail lame when I had a podcast years ago and now every single one of them have one now.

Or how The Summer of Poofer was shock content waaay before all the current "young content creators" are irl streaming shock content by the hour load.

That slob needs medication.