The Martini Podcast is back!!!

[Lily]

I'm either at work or at home. The only journey I have taken is a sour dough journey.

And i mean sour dough baked goods...I didn't go visit Murd either.

I'm sitting here drinking coffee taking a break from plotting the insane amount of landscaping I'll be starting soon.

Reading two very damaged individuals with clinical depression and cluster b personality disorders (The Burrito Bison vs the Poofer) argue about whose life is better is sadder than I remember it being.

One thing I've noticed about forum regulars, they get delusional about relationships. I didn't "kick Poofer to the curb". This is man I had private communication with for like a month that I met in person like 3 times. That isn't a relationship to any sane, reasonable people. You can't kick someone to the curb when they are not even yours, and I never claimed this guy.

He didn't even make it past my vetting process.

I even told him more than once "Hey I'm going through a divorce. I'm not ready for any sort of romantic commitments. Also even if I was....you are moving too fast for my level of comfort. I'm totally okay with hanging out on a recreational basis and talking throughout the week but it's going to be a long while before I'm available for am actual dating relationship".

He continued to love bomb and neg and start arguments that he would escalate. That man is nothing but drama. Pair that with all his heaps of issues in his life and that was that.

If I had committed to Poofer? My entire life would be a disaster. I would be the main bread winner. The driver. The errand runner. I'd be doing all the house work. Most of the cooking. All this peppered with his chronic hurt feelings and catering to his massive and exhausting ego. He was constantly pulling at me emotionally. In just a month. He has actual tantrums. He is manipulative and petulant. I saw these traits early on. Within a MONTH of just talking. If its that stressful and dramatic after a MONTH...imagine that nightmare after two years! No fucking way.

Your romantic and sexual partner should be your best friend. Someone you feel seen, understood and supported by. My man is the safety and excitement in my life. This isn't someone who should induce dred and anxiety. Yet after two weeks and meeting him in person....that's all he did. Induce anxiety and dred.

Oak was the same. If you start getting multiple messages and texts from either of these people, you get that sick dred feeling in your gut like "uuhgggg now what?" And you know you are about to be psychology molested by some completely fucking stupid drama that no adult should be that wound up over. And if you try to reason with these people? They escalate and will start getting mad at you.

People I have met from a forum have mostly been pretty cool people that I consider friends to this day. But anytime you meet a new person and start forming any sort of connection with them, whether online or organically, it's a risk. I think the risk is somewhat stronger if you've met them online. But there is always a risk.

He was interesting enough to me at the time that I figured...what harm could come from talking to an interesting man from a distance? Well i found me a real certifiable wack job. And I paid the price, too. Homeboy went nuts. Sharing forum space with him was wild because I got to observe the mania from a safe distance. Like watching agitated gorillas from behind a protective glass wall.

Normally when you've encountered some obsessive clinger who feels scorned over a few dates and a short period of talking....you don't get to see them meltdown real time like that.

The "summer of poofer" was nothing. Absolutely nothing. If that had been someone i met at a grocery store and texted with and went out a few times with before he went nutso...it would be another boring tale of running into the wrong guy. Many women have their own version of Poofer they encountered. And yet.....here I sit. Reading two sad sacks of miserable shit who live online use it in some endeavor to prove to eachother that their lives are so much better than the others.

Neither of them are my kind of people. I'm not interested in having any people in my world....either as friends or more....who are so full of drama and bitterness that they are constantly picking fights and engaging in power struggles over nothing. That's all these two do. It's interesting Oak felt the need to claim that Poofer and I are somehow the same and compatable.

I kicked both of these people to the curb for pretty much the same damn reasons. They are both insufferable control freaks. The pointless arguments, the gaslighting, the need to start yelping about what they think makes them better than other people(it's all the same shit too...except Poofer wants to be a famous influencer and Oak wants to be some super intellect). The need to one up all the time. Its a drain. Both of them are energy vampires. Oak and Poofer are essentially the same person on a core level. Their differences are all superficail. One has money and education and the other doesnt. We get to see what the same narcissism looks like in different socioeconomic classes.

They are both utterly exhausting people to experience on any real or personal level.

My life is better...I have never fucked the likes of Martini.

And you dragged @Murdy into your rant, you owned bitch.

 

[Dove]

All good thanks! Glad to see you're still around.

Yeah I stop by on occasion. Scroll a bit. Sometimes talk to some shit.

Thats about it. I'm still around I just don't have the energy and interest I used to have for these places.

It's like a monthly thing for me. I hardly even post on social media anymore either.

 

[Dove]

My life is better...I have never fucked the likes of Martini.

And you dragged @Murdy into your rant, you owned bitch.

Okay.

Next time all cap it....I might take it more seriously.

Murdy MURDY MURD MURD! Bahahaha.

Dumb ass.

 

[Lily]

Okay.

Next time all cap it....I might take it more seriously.

Murdy MURDY MURD MURD! Bahahaha.

Dumb ass.

Your butthurt doesn't need caps. It's evident.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yeah I stop by on occasion. Scroll a bit. Sometimes talk to some shit.

Thats about it. I'm still around I just don't have the energy and interest I used to have for these places.

It's like a monthly thing for me. I hardly even post on social media anymore either.

Hope you're happy anyway and still looking after the stray kots!

 

[Dove]

Anyone else notice how you can literally FEEL Oak getting pissed?

It's funny how she says "I never fucked the likes of Martini!".....as if he would actually let her fuck any of his likes.

What's worse....finding out the guy you started messing around with is a dirt ball and immediately ending it

Or.....knowing the guy is a dirt ball and getting rejected by him?

Why even open that door where he can correct you? Especially when you care so much about what people think here? You are giving that dirtball an opening to publicly rate you as a potential sex partner.

And also....no one cares who YOU would fuck. No one is asking you that, are they? Do you imagine that I'd be down to fuck the people you would fuck? Do you only fuck people who others would want go fuck? What do other people have to do with it? Do you think before I sleep with someone, I need to feel like "well Oak would fuck this one. So I probably should too!" Like...you have a lot malignant thinking and it's bizarre. Awkward and weird. And not normal at all.

It's also funny how Oak and Murd are constantly moaning my name in their butthurt posts. Oak has been "Dove Dove Dove!!" All through this thread. Murd can barely get through her drunken visits to the board without referencing me somehow. That loony twat will be talking to other people and think she's posting to me.

Somehow if someone mentions one of them....they are "owned". A stupid and desperate concept as it is, right? It's like having them beg you to stop ripping on them without looking like they are desperate for you to stop. She thinks she using some psychological warfare with this.

Oak, I don't care who says I'm "owned". If you think me taking a moment to throw a silly shot at Murds sour dough pit means I'm "owned"....enjoy. But if you are going to do that....maybe make sure the two of you aren't posting MY screen named 20 times a month. Because we all notice that. All of us. Everyone sees that and that's why you get made fun of. You get called a hippocrite A LOT. I'd feel bad if you didn't make it so easy.

And this is the kind of exhausting and toxic shit I'm talking about.

 

[Dove]

Your butthurt doesn't need caps. It's evident.

I'm sure it is.

Lulz.

 

[No One]

Anyone else notice how you can literally FEEL Oak getting pissed?

It's funny how she says "I never fucked the likes of Martini!".....as if he would actually let her fuck any of his likes.

What's worse....finding out the guy you started messing around with is a dirt ball and immediately ending it

Or.....knowing the guy is a dirt ball and getting rejected by him?

Why even open that door where he can correct you? Especially when you care so much about what people think here? You are giving that dirtball an opening to publicly rate you as a potential sex partner.

And also....no one cares who YOU would fuck. No one is asking you that, are they? Do you imagine that I'd be down to fuck the people you would fuck? Do you only fuck people who others would want go fuck? What do other people have to do with it? Do you think before I sleep with someone, I need to feel like "well Oak would fuck this one. So I probably should too!" Like...you have a lot malignant thinking and it's bizarre. Awkward and weird. And not normal at all.

It's also funny how Oak and Murd are constantly moaning my name in their butthurt posts. Oak has been "Dove Dove Dove!!" All through this thread. Murd can barely get through her drunken visits to the board without referencing me somehow. That loony twat will be talking to other people and think she's posting to me.

Somehow if someone mentions one of them....they are "owned". A stupid and desperate concept as it is, right? It's like having them beg you to stop ripping on them without looking like they are desperate for you to stop. She thinks she using some psychological warfare with this.

Oak, I don't care who says I'm "owned". If you think me taking a moment to throw a silly shot at Murds sour dough pit means I'm "owned"....enjoy. But if you are going to do that....maybe make sure the two of you aren't posting MY screen named 20 times a month. Because we all notice that. All of us. Everyone sees that and that's why you get made fun of. You get called a hippocrite A LOT. I'd feel bad if you didn't make it so easy.

And this is the kind of exhausting and toxic shit I'm talking about.

Don't let nasty and belligerent individuals get you down. They are extra cranky this week since the nonce was run off.

Just come by and poast for the lulz

 

[Lily]

Anyone else notice how you can literally FEEL Oak getting pissed?

It's funny how she says "I never fucked the likes of Martini!".....as if he would actually let her fuck any of his likes.

What's worse....finding out the guy you started messing around with is a dirt ball and immediately ending it

Or.....knowing the guy is a dirt ball and getting rejected by him?

Why even open that door where he can correct you? Especially when you care so much about what people think here? You are giving that dirtball an opening to publicly rate you as a potential sex partner.

And also....no one cares who YOU would fuck. No one is asking you that, are they? Do you imagine that I'd be down to fuck the people you would fuck? Do you only fuck people who others would want go fuck? What do other people have to do with it? Do you think before I sleep with someone, I need to feel like "well Oak would fuck this one. So I probably should too!" Like...you have a lot malignant thinking and it's bizarre. Awkward and weird. And not normal at all.

It's also funny how Oak and Murd are constantly moaning my name in their butthurt posts. Oak has been "Dove Dove Dove!!" All through this thread. Murd can barely get through her drunken visits to the board without referencing me somehow. That loony twat will be talking to other people and think she's posting to me.

Somehow if someone mentions one of them....they are "owned". A stupid and desperate concept as it is, right? It's like having them beg you to stop ripping on them without looking like they are desperate for you to stop. She thinks she using some psychological warfare with this.

Oak, I don't care who says I'm "owned". If you think me taking a moment to throw a silly shot at Murds sour dough pit means I'm "owned"....enjoy. But if you are going to do that....maybe make sure the two of you aren't posting MY screen named 20 times a month. Because we all notice that. All of us. Everyone sees that and that's why you get made fun of. You get called a hippocrite A LOT. I'd feel bad if you didn't make it so easy.

And this is the kind of exhausting and toxic shit I'm talking about.

You seem to be the one that is perturbed, sweet cheeks.

You're right I mentioned you. Murdy hasn't. So, you're still owned for dragging her in.

I guess reality is a bitch, hmm?

 

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[Adam Hitler]

Don't let nasty and belligerent individuals get you down. They are extra cranky this week since the nonce was run off.

Just come by and poast for the lulz

He called Jack a nazi the other day.

 

[Lily]

He called Jack a nazi the other day.

I think Jack has posted some things about Jews that could be considered anti-Semitic.

 

[No One]

He called Jack a nazi the other day.

He was here?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think Jack has posted some things about Jews that could be considered anti-Semitic.

You mean he was vaguely critical about them? Oh mahhh gawwwd, say it ain't so!!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

He was here?

Yeah he briefly logged in and posted in the SB.

 

[Lily]

You mean he was vaguely critical about them? Oh mahhh gawwwd, say it ain't so!!!

I wouldn't call him a Nazi, but this is a troll board.

 

[Blandscape]

He called Jack a nazi the other day.

Everything you say Scoundrel, are tears in the rain. Everything you mean are tears in a hurricane.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Everything you say Scoundrel, are tears in the rain. Everything you mean are tears in a hurricane.

@Lily can you tell your guy that I am not Scoundrel?

 

[Blandscape]

@Lily can you tell your guy that I am not Scoundrel?

You are Scoundy, because I say you are, you share every facet of his worth.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You are Scoundy, because I say you are, you share every facet of his worth.

Scoundrel is a 60 yr old, Green Party voting, Ozzy Osbourne lookalike.

 

[No One]

Yeah he briefly logged in and posted in the SB.

He turned on Jack faster than the dems dumped Biden after that debate. No loyalty amongst the left. Sad!

 

[Lily]

@Lily can you tell your guy that I am not Scoundrel?

I don't quite understand the intricacies of the dynamic between the people of the UK. Therefore, I'll bow out.

 

[Jack]

I think Jack has posted some things about Jews that could be considered anti-Semitic.

I fucking doubt that

 

[Jack]

He turned on Jack faster than the dems dumped Biden after that debate. No loyalty amongst the left. Sad!

I am not "among the left"

Just because Trump is a dangerous. narcissistic asshole that wants to kill us all and i recognize that doesn't make me part of the "left". Not sure why "equality for everyone" translates into that for Republicans, especially those who seem to worship Trump.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I love how the zionist/Palestine debate has fractured the left... it's glorious and much deserved.

 

[The Cuntess]

You are Scoundy, because I say you are, you share every facet of his worth.

You are stupid because you truly are

 

[Lily]

I fucking doubt that

You said that they aren't known to be intelligent people.

That's actually almost 180 opposite of what the positive stereotype is for them.

You also said they hate everyone. I don't think that's true either. I think you were making generalized statements.

It was in the SB.

But "Jew" in search and then use your name and you'll see what you've posted yourself.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I don't quite understand the intricacies of the dynamic between the people of the UK. Therefore, I'll bow out.

Translation: "I wuv Blandy because he gives me validation by liking my posts!!"

No worries.

 

[Lily]

I am not "among the left"

Just because Trump is a dangerous. narcissistic asshole that wants to kill us all and i recognize that doesn't make me part of the "left".

He likes to drive wedges between people. I think you and Admin had a misunderstanding.

Additionally, you get along with me. That's a strike against you.

 

[The Cuntess]

@Lily can you tell your guy that I am not Scoundrel?

Wait up, what? Her “guy”? lmao