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I’ve been sharpening my butterfly swords again. I find the honing of their sharp edges to be soothingly gratifying. I feel so confident that I am extremely proficient in swordsmanship. Not many people can say that. You bastards should be honoured with my membership here at Bastard Factory; for you are in the presence of excellence.
 

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