I didn't have to declare bankruptcy like some dumb fat slob around here
just saying
Nah, you just have to explain a drug addict mom to your children.
Nope... don't have to do that either
didn't get molested as a young fat cow by some nasty uncles while my dad stood there and watched either
OOh, he's bigly mad now! LMFAO
Ooh you big and fat always LMFAO!
By the way, you cannot possibly laugh at that ass off... it's like 280 lbs of chewed bubble gum back there
fatty
Such an angry little man...ooh that reminds me.
We were on the phone with my daughter last evening. She called because she got her birthday gift (supply chain issues) from her bro. We were just chatting and I say to her "Can you believe that asshole Putin started a war on our birthday?"
She was like, I know, what a jerk trying to ruin our birthday. The next thing out of her mouth is "Why are these short men so aggro and angry? Putin's 5 ft 6, and how about Stalin, he was about 5 ft 6 too..."
I laughed so hard because it reminded me of you. Short, angry little tiny man...